Start with a new headline.... the one you have now speaks of past failure and frustration.
You need something catchy, and/or funny that will draw the reader into your profile.
you should really get rid of the pic Halftimedad was referring to..... and add a couple more.
Youhave a wide variety of interest, use these in your about me section to write in some detail about, to describe who you are.
Delete this:
I am taking suggestions as to what would make you more apt to write me. Apparently I'm doing something wrong. Help! What kind of person does my profile make me out to be and why or why not would you write me? Don't be cruel...I really do want helpful advice :)
Go read this:
http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts1262627.aspx
and try a rewrite. The suggestions there helped me a good deal.
Good Luck