| Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 9/10/2009 11:55:40 PM | Hello all,
So this thread exists since 2005 , not a lot of recent add- ons to it. That is why I thought to start a new one of Best Worst pick-up lines...
One actually used on me: Adam, for Eve, only ate one apple. For you I"ll eat a tree full of apples...
Here's one I thought up of the other day: If you and I were 2 dogs in the park, I"d walk over and sniff you @ss. (I would never really say this to someone!)
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Posted: 9/11/2009 11:11:21 PM | Love the dogs one. If you and I were two parakeets, I'd lean over and kiss your pecker.
(Don't take that the wrong way, guys ........) | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 9:32:56 AM | | I see you're a cat lover. There's nothing I like better than a little ****. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 9:39:56 AM | "I"d walk over and sniff you @ss"
You are right, it is better to mention the 2 dogs, or it sounds really creepy.
Actually, you give me an idea for a comeback when I get called a 'dog'... :-) | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 6:24:03 PM | you're so hot I'd let you ride in my car without taking your shoes off first.....
does half a snickers bar and a porno count as dinner and a movie ???
hey baby, can you put your feet behind your head ?? .. no? .. how about behind MY head ???
more to come.... | |
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Posted: 9/13/2009 5:00:05 PM | Ok here's some Scottish chat up lines
Did you fart? Coz you just blew me awa
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just canny hud it in.
Is there a mirror in yer pants...... coz I can see masel in them.
Your body reminds me o a spanner ....... every time i think of it, ma nuts pure tighten up
You might no be the best looking lassie in here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away
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Posted: 9/13/2009 9:46:10 PM | I think the first thing you say is over-rated in it's importance.
You might as well just go up there and fart. It won't make any difference. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2009 7:40:04 PM | If you and I were dogs I share my bone with you.
Ok, its not really a pick up line, but what do you call it when a police dog makes an arrest. A dog collar! Sorry, I'm heading back to the park. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 6:04:05 AM | Nice shoes...wanna F*uck?
F*ck me if I'm wrong, but your name is....(pick a name)
Are you legs tired? They must be because you've been running through my mind all night long.
Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Your dad must be theif, because he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes.
How you doin?
If I was to rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together.
You know? Do ya know? That's right you know?
Did you get that thing I sent you? | |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:57:17 PM | Did you wash you pants in windex, because i can see myself in them ?
If i could change the alphabet i'd put u and i together .
I like feet ...
Are amungst the creepiest things said | |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 4:06:02 PM | My watch here is psychic.
Really?
Yes, right now for instance it's telling me you're not wearing any panties.
But I am!
Damn. It's running 30 minutes fast again. | |
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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:38:45 PM |
does half a snickers bar and a porno count as dinner and a movie ???
lol
I bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Damn, I must have made an impression. You look like you've just been kicked in the back of the head by a mule.
Does Snoopy know you dance like him?
Girl, your ass is not big. Wait ... let me see it from another angle ... um, I might have to see with my hands now. Oh, sorry! I forgot to tell you, my hands are farsighted.
My personal fav:
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's on the list. | |
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Joined: 9/14/2009
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Posted: 9/23/2009 4:39:20 PM | All time fave is;
Wanna play war? I will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me! | |
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Posted: 9/24/2009 4:22:30 PM | i LOVE LOVE pickup lines this one isnt bad but im sharing it anyways
Im not feeling myself today, can i feel you?
ive used it :) | |
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Posted: 9/24/2009 10:01:02 PM | The word of the day is legs. Now lets go to my place and spread the word.
Do you mind if I stand over here until it's safe to go back to where I farted.
Approach a table of women make friendly conversations ask politely to join and then ask if any of them could"Please pass the vagina. " At least your using table manners:>
Comeback for a turn down when asking to dance with a woman: Well I guess a Blow jobs out of the question. | |
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Posted: 9/25/2009 4:30:58 AM | Do you have any welsh in you?
No I don't sorry, why?
Oh right I see, well would you like some  | |
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Posted: 9/26/2009 9:22:14 PM | | The one ive always hated was "I must be like the Flintstones because I can make your bed rock." I'm also a fan of the cartoon, so it pisses me off that people use this line. | |
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Posted: 9/27/2009 1:26:43 AM | best pick up line i have ever heard
(keep in mind this is from a goth guys point of view)
me : taking her hand and gently kissing her fingers in an old style romantic greeting
her : not letting go of my hand and saying "i want to die holding your hand"
worst (cheesiest) line iv'e heard of...and thankfully never experienced or used
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me | |
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Posted: 9/27/2009 9:41:16 AM | | my favorite pick up line is: how about we go back to your place and do a little math . add the bed, subtract the clothes ,divide your legs and multiply the orgasms. | |
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