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 juzamjedi

Joined: 10/20/2004
Msg: 1
My first Russian mail order bride!
Posted: 10/22/2004 8:33:58 PM
I guess this is fairly common, but this is the first one that I've received and I got a good laugh out of it. Enjoy! (email addy changed to protect the english impaired )


my e-mail: **********@**.**
Hi!!! My name Veronika. I to want to find the serious man, and to have with it family.
To me 29 years. I to live in Russia. I to want to have the serious attitudes with you.
I to choose you!!!
I to think that you same to want to find the woman for the serious attitudes,
and for creation family. I could not find the man, which to love me at myself in Russia.
I to search for the serious, clever, mature man, which is able
to appreciate the present love and fidelity.
I to not have correspondence under the Internet with other men earlier.
I to think that you to understand my letter. If you to want to learn about
me the information is more, I shall write to you about myself in the following the letter.
I you will think that to answer my letter very soon. I to think that we
probably can find our love!!! I shall wait your answer to my letter.
If you to want to write to me, I to have my letter e-mail **********@**.**
my e-mail: **********@**.**
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/22/2004 10:26:42 PM
Quote: "I to want to have the serious attitudes with you."

Looks like you made the big time bro!

heh.. yea those are pretty common on the net. I feel there likely on the up and up... I mean, like who can blame them over there? Im afraid that the Russian ladies dont have a clear understanding of the average income level of a typical American male however... It seems that millions of them figure any one of us can spring for their airplane ticket over here to get married based on one email.
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/22/2004 10:35:53 PM
I just realized this: The name: "Veronika" has got to be about the most common name in all of Russia!! Im rather surprised she did not explain to you how many liters in water she drank daily, and how many centimeters in height she was.
 coach3dx

Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 4
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Posted: 10/22/2004 10:41:03 PM
What they do is get you to buy their way into the United States, they marry you to become citizens, then end up dumping you. They usually prey on weaker guys who have a hard time finding dates, so they figure a pretty young Russian woman pays them some attention and they can smell the visas. I heard of that happening to a former co-worker of mine. Cost him a few thousand bucks, could have been worse.
 Bronson4

Joined: 9/30/2004
Msg: 5
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Posted: 10/22/2004 10:50:11 PM
99% of these letters are written by Russian Dating Agency staff and the girl is not even real...It is just a fake profile they make for her.

The idea here is that once you reply you will soon be told that for your correspondence to continue you must register with the 'Agency' as the girl's account has not been paid and in order to continue correspondence you must pay the fees....usually monthly or per letter including translations.

They will milk you of your money for as long as possible :)
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/22/2004 10:56:02 PM
Thanks Bronson...

Well, people can get burned on both sides. There was a famous story a couple years ago about an American man that had a gal from over their flown over to the states to marry. As the story told on Am talk radio had it: This guy killed the woman and cut her into little pieces shortly after the marriage.

Man... I hate to even type such morbid stuff.... but this story was in the news.
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 7
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:03:29 PM
What do you's think of guys who look into these seriously or have tried to find one? I always thought the guys were desperate and when I found out my ... well... I guess ex bf now, lol had tried it, I looked at him in a whole new way and thought it was weird. I mean you can't help but think, "He's with me because he's desperate..." I don't know??? :-P
 Ray38

Joined: 7/26/2004
Msg: 8
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:08:49 PM
How bout Northern Ontario mail order brides *wink* at Miss Teeq lol.
Lets see Sudbury gurls, Timmins Gurls, or North bay gurls?
 Bronson4

Joined: 9/30/2004
Msg: 9
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:16:57 PM
Jammer

I read about that story. There are all types of people in both sides.
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 10
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:17:06 PM
lol I think we can go the other way too, why not? ;-)
 Ray38

Joined: 7/26/2004
Msg: 11
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:20:58 PM
I just said that kinda tongue in cheek..I'm actually fond of Northern Ontarians and their kewl attitudes...
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 12
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:24:52 PM
Zipadeedoodah :-)
 Ray38

Joined: 7/26/2004
Msg: 13
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:27:09 PM
"Easy there".."woa woa luh!" lol
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/22/2004 11:29:14 PM
lol ???
 juzamjedi

Joined: 10/20/2004
Msg: 15
My first Russian mail order bride!
Posted: 10/23/2004 12:17:51 AM
If I ever seriously consider a mail-order bride, please someone shoot me (or at least slap the crap outta me). I don't mind getting letters fake or real or whatever since they're making me laugh, but yeah a guy would have to be reaaaaally desperate to actually go for this.

I dunno, maybe your ex just thought they were funny too? Not to mention easy on the eye
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:21:15 AM
miss_teeg thats a mighty interesting profile you have!

But you really look younger than "69" in your pics, and Im sorry that you prefer not to say some other things. (but, it's all cool!)

*sigh*
 juzamjedi

Joined: 10/20/2004
Msg: 17
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Posted: 10/23/2004 1:04:01 AM
I just had a look too... one of those pictures looks an awful lot like my manic-depressive ex... yikes!
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/23/2004 3:05:30 AM
ROFLMAO!!!

Ah... well, you know...
lots of people look the same dude.
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 19
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:19:54 AM
manic depressive ex, lol that was charming, thanks... You look a lot like my ex who thought I was a manic depressive....just kidding

Jammer, I did have info in my profile for awhile, updated every so often too, but didn't think anyone really read them anyway and it didn't matter if I filled in all of those questions, I never get any decent people emailing or trying to talk, just the whack jobs. No I'm not 69, it's an attention getter so you see, it worked, lol. I can now say mid-20's, I turned 25 Wednesday.
 dark_moon

Joined: 7/11/2004
Msg: 20
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:44:15 AM
Hey I get this crap too. I haven't yet on this site, but on another one I use, if I am on in the middle of the night (and not invisable) I get flooded with messages from men in Africa, Russia, the Phylopeans (sp?), and another country I can't think of now.
 juzamjedi

Joined: 10/20/2004
Msg: 21
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:07:41 AM
Got any funny messages / letters to share?
 w8in4u

Joined: 10/11/2004
Msg: 22
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:15:42 AM
I'm curious about men in France. What's up with that?
 dark_moon

Joined: 7/11/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:24:21 AM


I just got one -

hello
how are you doing??
first im mohamed from jordan 27 yaers old single and looking for married.looking for serious and kind heart woman.
i hope you reply me and know each other more if you dont mind thats if you really want to have nice life and nice guy .i hope u share me my life forever.im not playing games here im serious guy and all i wish found kind heart and good soul woman.
this is my email and this is my mobile number
i hope u write to me and i wish heard your voice.
pls dont be late,,,,
mohamed
 Ragnarr_Alfordson

Joined: 10/14/2004
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:31:30 PM
Well I want to be a mail order husban. So if there are any ladies out there in Europe that are willing to send for me I will come. I dont care what you look like, how much money you make or how big you are. If you are from Europe (and have a polar bear skin rug my only demand) I am willing to be yours. Any takers? lol.
 Jammer40351

Joined: 9/16/2004
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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:46:25 PM
lol.. You know thats really a good idea..

Lemme see.. I'll start scaning the net for wealthy single women... Then I'll pose as somebody Im not (like maybe a rich man), then when I get a responce I will foward it to my credit card company...hmm... Yea, Im sure Ill get rich in no time.
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