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KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009
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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/1/2009 10:10:49 AM
So after recent events in my life I thought I would offer some advice to those out there who are struggling with a break up. I have been through it I know it sucks but these are some things to keep in mind while dealing with that heart wrenching missing a piece of your soul feeling.... 1. Remeber that you are indeed an individual who must stand on their own two feet...Outside their window...at two am with a text capable phone. Because if yo don't HAVE to to let go of the nipple and cut the apron strings to that replacement for mom...Why should you? 2. Why call or text during the day. How about doing it late at night, you know after a beer or two. Or when they might be asleep and answer in a groggy state. They will definetly appreciate the heartfelt apologies you have to offer then ( Don't worry they can understand them, they just want to hear it over and over again.) After all everyone knows that alcohol is the best replacement for self respect and dignity. 3. Don't forget tears and tons of "I'm Sorry's" will make everything better. They just don't realize how much you have changed in such a short amount of time. Persistance is everything. 4. Check out the following pieces of great literature... Trust me they say it all ~"For the Professionally Brokenhearted: How to Stalk your Ex AND Maintain your Career!" ~"Alcohol and Resentments: A Recipe for True Love" ~"You Broke my Heart, I'll Break Your Car Windshield" ~"How to Get Your Lover Back (successful kidnapping techniques for even the meek)" ~"It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken (But I have Duct Tape and Pa said that Fixes Everything)" And my personal favorite ~"I used to miss him.. But My Aim is Improving" 5. Screw Match.com and Eharmony You want to win your Ex back try screaming through Facebook and MYspace until she cracks. 6. Better yet instead of posting on their account how about hacking into the account. You know find out who they have been flirting with. From their it is real easy to stop those conversations. Long time friend? Don't worry they doesn't need them all they needs is you. 7. Disposable cell phones...Enough said. 8. If they won't call you how about a side trip. "Borrow" little Fluffy and let them come to you. 9. And finally make frequant drives by their house at all hours of day and night. MAYBE they will come out and MAYBE they will let you show them how much they mean to you...Oh and those cops over there...Don't mind them. They are their to protect your beloved from the weirdos who stulk them. In conclusion remember all those horrible Ex's you have had? Do all the things they did that didn't work. Because trust me you are the exception to the rule ****Disclaimer: Blogger does not accept responsibility for any reprecussions of the above mentioned suggestions including but not limited to: Restraining orders, jail time, lawsuits, lawyer fees, termination, future employment denial, psychatiric evaluations, hospitalization, or funeral fees. If the reader doesn't understand sarcasrm please exit to the left (yes i know there is a cliff there) Thank You!!

ashley4285

Joined: 6/19/2008
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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/1/2009 6:05:39 PM
Now that is entertaining!!! I loved every bit of it. Sadly I have been through a few of those also. I guess that is what really makes it funny.

Mozard

Joined: 7/31/2007
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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/2/2009 10:15:39 AM
hey now .. don't tell all of our stalker secrets .... nope I know nothing about your missing kitten, but you are welcome to look in the back of my black windowless van.. here let me get that door for you, sometimes it sticks and ya have to throw a mean shoulder into it to get it to open...

KarateGirl2010

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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/2/2009 8:45:47 PM
I am glad ( well not really in that way) someone got a kick out of it. It was a lot of fun to write lol

Fallon1888

Joined: 11/30/2004
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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/9/2009 6:29:36 PM
I'm kinda going through a breakup :(. I don't know if its good that this makes sense or not :(

KarateGirl2010

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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/9/2009 8:34:43 PM
Hey we have all been there. I have several times don't worry it is sad that it happened so many times that I can write something like this is sad lol

carterscutie85

Joined: 5/31/2007
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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/11/2009 3:34:32 PM
hey now .. don't tell all of our stalker secrets .... nope I know nothing about your missing kitten, but you are welcome to look in the back of my black windowless van.. here let me get that door for you, sometimes it sticks and ya have to throw a mean shoulder into it to get it to open... LMAO

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