| Ranch Hands
Posted: 10/3/2009 6:36:32 PM | A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio. The Texas Labor
Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help
and sent an investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded
the investigator.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with
me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week
plus free room and board.
"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per
week, pays his own room and board.
"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also
sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the
investigator.
"That would be me," replied the rancher.
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