| Torturing your siblings
Posted: 10/4/2009 4:30:10 AM | So what are some funny things those of us with brothers and sisters did to mess with our siblings or our siblings did to mess with us?
Out of 10 children, I am the second youngest so I was teased and tormented a lot, lol.
For instance they used to tell me my baby dolls were alive just like the doll in the Chucky movies and would come alive at night and kill me. I used to lock my dolls in the closet.
They told me Freddy Kruger, Jason and Micheal Myers all lived in the basement, and since our stairs were open, they'd grab my legs if I walked down the stairs.
I don't remember this but at one point my brothers told me there was a monster in the toilet, and my mom used to have to come with me every time I needed to use the restroom. Being only a few years old and having to do that several times a day, u can imagine how p!ssed she was, lmao
They took my favorite doll and named her Cookaracha (spanish for c*ckroach) Then they'd "Kidnap" her all the time and my mom would have to give up a ransom to get her back, lmao. They'd also take her and cover her with cicada and different bug shells, then hand her back to me knowing I'd scream.
One time my sister and I both had talking barbie dolls. My brothers had talking G.I Joes. They took our barbies and their G.I Joes, and switched the voice boxes, so G.I Joe would say something girly like "Let's go to the mall!" and Barbie would say some sort of manly thing, lol.
After I got a talking Little Mermaid doll, my sister told me if I submerged her in water and pulled the string she'd say new things. You can imagine how mad my parents were at her when I did that and it broke the doll and they had to buy me a new one, lol. | |
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Posted: 10/4/2009 11:03:41 AM | Gosh this made me laugh; I am the eldest of three girls (all of us a bit more than girls now!) Reading this I think I was guilty of being the torturer!
I remember one Christmas my Mum had got my two younger sisters a ‘Wendy house’ she had put it up in the living room with our sacks of presents inside, one of my sisters had jumped in my bed on Christmas eve and peed all over my nightie, so entering the living room on Christmas morning I spied the sacks in the Wendy house but before my sister saw I told her ‘because she had peed on my nightie Santa thought she was a naughty girl therefore had not brought her any presents’ she proceeded to bawl the house down and woke everyone up, hence I got told off!
When we were kids we moved from a busy town to the country, it was usual for the local vicar to come and bless the house, before he arrived I convinced my sisters that we had Royalty coming to visit and explained what was expected! You should of seen my Mums face when the vicar turned up and all my two sisters would do was curtsey ‘over and over again’ : ) | |
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| Torturing your siblings
Posted: 10/4/2009 12:18:40 PM |
Msg 1 This was my favorite when you wrote
One time my sister and I both had talking barbie dolls. My brothers had talking G.I Joes. They took our barbies and their G.I Joes, and switched the voice boxes, so G.I Joe would say something girly like "Let's go to the mall!" and Barbie would say some sort of manly thing, lol. thanks I am going to memorize it
Msg 2 I love it - I can just envision little girls curtseying to the Vicars surprise and you Mum's puzzlement. Good.
Mine
I was sixteen and bored one July 4th morning so I decided to wake up my older brother who was snoring away since he worked the night shift. I carefully laid aluminum foil on his bedroom floor and lite a firecracker, boom. He bolted up and the look on his face was priceless as I yelled, "Happy Fourth of July!"
Then I took off running as he hung out the upstairs bedroom window hollering for the whole neighborhood to here, "I'm going to kill you."
I didn't get home until after 10 pm because everytime I phoned home he would answer and hang up. Finally he had picked up and was 'nice' - oh, oh. He says, "It was all in fun, come on home."
Decidely nervous I step into the house and he is smiling. A very dangerous sign.
I open my bedroom door (my bedroom was an old tiny nursery, very small) and am hit with a cloud of billowing smoke. (He had found some kind of smoke construction thingy). Well, our Mother, comes trotting up the steps and there is more smoke coming out of her than the room cause she is mad and lights into us. "When you two start endangering the lives of your younger brothers and sisters, I have had enough....etc"
I waited for the right pause and said, "You know Thomas, at least I know how to kid around and don't endanger the lives of my younger brothers and sisters."
He glared at me with a look that could kill if he had his way.
Mother not knowing the whole story zooms in on him and I peacefully depart but have to sleep on the couch for the next month as my room stinks.
The price to pay for torturing an older brother but worth it =)
c MaggiesHeart | |
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| Torturing your siblings
Posted: 10/4/2009 5:32:20 PM | | I put a dog turd on a stick once and ran after my little brother with it around the pool. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 4:57:54 AM | | One time my brother was in the living room watching t.v. We had 2 universal remotes for the t.v he was watching. He didn't know this. I grabbed one of the remotes, hid in the other room where he couldn't see me but I could see him, and started changing the channels on the t.v he was watching. He looked at the t.v kinda weird then changed it back. I waited a few minutes and changed the channel again. He changed it back and then I started turning the t.v on and off!! He got scared and called for me to come into the living room, and I did so playing the whole thing off like he was nuts! LMAO! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 7:04:50 AM | | When my older brother was about 20, he came home drunk and stumbled off to bed. While he was sleeping, my sister and I parked his car sideways in the drive way. Last Christmas the story came up. We were surprised and laughed hysterically. Turns out he never knew we did it and hasn’t drank since. The kicker he’s fifty two! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:19:57 PM | When I was about 16 or so, my little sister set a Furby by my bed and woke me up to an all of the sudden, LOUD "YUMMM...ME HUNGRY" first thing that popped in my head was that friggin' movie Gremlins, LOL. But she was just getting me back for chasing her around the house with an Animal (Muppet) puppet and freaking her out when she was younger..hahahaaa good times. my other siblings and I used to pull "ghostly" pranks on each other all the time back in the day.  | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 10:04:26 AM | I was the little brother and was so adept at torturing my sister, I think she's still scarred. In fact, the Birthday card I sent her this year was one of those 'humorous-remember-when-we-were-kids' cards.
I remember once...I was about 10 and she 12. She was doing her Saturday morning chores (more like sitting of the floor in front of the TV watching American Bandstand with a rag and can of Pledge in her lap) and I was getting my piano practicing out of the way so I could go play.
I started playing these really redundant, obnoxious notes on the low end. Over and over and over and over and over and over until she couldn't take it anymore...DAVID!!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/6/2009 7:25:47 PM | my brother and i were raising a ruckus after bedtime and our mother yelled upstairs that if we didn't settle down, we were going to get it!
i yelled down: "he can have mine."
many years later she said she was laughing so much she couldn't exactly come up and let us have it. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2009 11:55:46 AM | being the only boy among 3 girls...........i usually got the fuzzy end of the lolipop....or the blame..[usually deserved that].....but 2 things come to mind
some family friends had given me a metal globe for christmas one year.....it aquired a few dents.lol.......in the pacific ocean...........one day......my younger sister..8 yrs my jr.....asked about them..........i told her they were the "tropical depressions"...like you heard about on the weather report.....i spun quite a yarn i guess....because a year or 2 later.when she was in 3rd grade........there was a globe in her classroom..........lol....she asked her teacher where the tropical depressions were....lol......well....she told the teacher that the classroom globe must be a cheap one and her brother had a much better one and she was gonna bring it in.....she did..the teacher laughed.....really laughed...which made my sister mad..she told mom....mom called the teacher.......at least mom saw the funny side and all that hapened to me was washing the dishes for a week.
the second time....it was more like tortureing my mom..........my younger sisters were having a spat in their room.....i was in mine..and when the youngest one started yelling...........i told her to shut up or i would get yelled at........they didnt believe me so i had them sit on the top step....and i sat beside them............i told the youngest to yell "stop it"........after about the 3rd time......mom yelled "CHARLIE.STOP WHATEVER YOUR DOING"...they giggled and kept it up for about 15 min....i went back to my room after mom yelled the 2nd or 3 rd time.....finally mom came looking to see what was going on and caught my sisters giggling and yelling "stop it"!
lol.....both are still brought up at christmas when we are all together | |
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Posted: 10/9/2009 4:57:25 PM | When my brother first started driving he was doing a terrible job at parking. One time I literally couldn't get out of the garage once.
So I took his car and parked it at the end of the block.
He suddenly became good at parking. It was weird as hell. | |
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Posted: 10/13/2009 8:50:32 AM | I am older than my sister by 8 years, but she very frequently got the better of me! In the house we grew up in, her room was right above the kitchen and her window was above our sliding door. One day as I was sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast, something out the window caught my eye. It was my favourite teddy bear that I had since birth, hanging out the window by his neck from a length of skipping rope, twisting and swaying in the breeze.
The best though, was when my mother once, at our urging, bought a case of Mr. Noodles instant noodles. We were not fastidious children, and left the wrappers lying around. Unfortunately, my mother's eyesight was not great, and she mistook the flavour packets for something else entirely. Imagine my surprise and laughter when at 14 years old, my mother asked my why there were condom wrappers all over the kitchen! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2009 2:56:14 PM | Alright so I am one of 5 (well six counting my uncle who is two years younger than me he is like a little brother) I wasn't always the nicest kid
So when Mikey (the uncle who is two years younger than me) was really little like 3 We were taking a bath and when we drained the tub I told him that the tunnel going down the drain was Freddy Kruger coming to get him. He screamed so loud. And for years hated to take a bath my grandma still gets mad at me ( almost 20 years later) because she said he was like a doberman trying to get into the bathtub putting both hands and feet on the door frame screaming that freddy was going to get him. LMAO
Then my older sister and I doing facials one night when we were teenagers. It was mating season for roaches (for those of you who don't know they fly....A lot EWWWW) anyway one flew and landed in my hair I was running around screaming "get it out get it out" and my sisters says "lay down and I will step on it." ewww well i got her back later that summer we were camping and went to go take showers at night. Well when my sister gets into her stall and gets all her clothes off a tree frog jumped onto her and lands guess where... her hair. Lol she came running out naked and screaming. I was laughing so hard and said "lay down and Ill step on it." she ran out of the bathroom naked into a group of collegs boys I still give her shit about it. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2009 6:04:20 PM | | Carterscutie I did the same thing to my ex husband when we were on vacation with our kids...he was at the tv in a hotel room trying to get it to work and on the right station and about the time he would get it where he wanted, I hit the remote on the nightstand and cut it off..he would grump, waving his hands and squat down to fix it again...the kids were pilled in my lap watching and finally their snickering gave us away... | |
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Posted: 10/21/2009 11:24:58 AM | My sister (younger) has 2 daughters, I always send them stuff.
Well, I sent my youngest niece a birthday card->->->with very small particle glitter, lots of glitter, in it.
My sister still gets bent when it's brought up.
She HAD a navy blue valour sofa...silver glitter for years... | |
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Posted: 10/25/2009 10:06:19 AM | I am the middle of 3 girls & 1 brother. My little sister & me would be playing just fine together. But if anyone came into the room I was torturing her. I wanted to hre attention & if anyone else was there I felt like she paid more attention to the other person. So immediately I had to each take her doll orwhatever we wee playing with. I had to stand up for myself.  | |
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Posted: 10/27/2009 12:02:59 PM | | Our favorite prank was putting thumb tacks on the floor outside of the bedroom door. Those things freaking hurt when they get fully pressed into the foot. Ouch!!! | |
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Posted: 10/29/2009 12:02:36 PM | Youngest of 5, I was the tormentee - my brother told me that under our basement, was a 2nd basement - full of RATS! And once a month, they had to take a whole cow down into the 2nd basement to feed the rats or they would come up and eat us! It was quite an elaborate story, there was a fireplace in the cellar and apparently the knob (that was actually the damper - but I didn't know what a damper was) was the handle to the secret trap door.
I recall once my brother and sisters had a 'secret society' and in order to join you had to eat some disgusting concoction of mud, weeds and nightshade. Thankfully I didn't join, as nightshade is poisonous. | |
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Posted: 10/29/2009 4:40:16 PM | | My only sister was 2 1/2 years older than me and I usually got blamed for everything even when it was her fault (not saying I did not usually deserve it). So I decided to get even one day. My sister did very well in school but really had to study. She was up late one Saturday night studying for exams and she fell asleep in the family room with her books and notes all spread all over. I found her still there Sunday morning at about 7:15 am and I startled her awake and told her she had 30 mins. to get to class for her exam. She rushed to get ready for school jumped in her car and went to the school. Needless to say she realized what day it was when she got to school. Was it mean? yes. Was it funny? yes. Did we laugh about it later? yes. Rest in peace sis it has been almost 19 years and you are still remembered, loved and extremely missed. Thanks for the good times. | |
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| Torturing your siblings
Posted: 10/30/2009 9:29:01 AM | On a trip to florida, years ago, my twin sister didn't care much for flying at the time. Know, my father knowing us all to well, I was sternly warned to behave myself (at 9 years old, all I can hear is "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" )
So, lo and behold the flight is almost over and we are coming in to land at Toronto Intl. To help her with her phobia, my sister was sitting in the window seat, and, as it happens there was a Blue Jays game on that night (can you sense the build up, here?)
So, quite innocently, I noticed the lights at the stadium and said, "Gee, whats the runway doing way over there?"
I can't believe the cabin didn't collapse from the negative pressure when both my sister and dad sucked in air at the same time....my sister from fear, my dad was winding up..... | |
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Posted: 10/30/2009 9:38:44 AM | Youngest of 5, I was the tormentee - my brother told me that under our basement, was a 2nd basement - full of RATS! And once a month, they had to take a whole cow down into the 2nd basement to feed the rats or they would come up and eat us! LMAO!!
That reminds me of something! We used to live in a house with tiled floor and no basement. We told my younger brother that there was a "secret" basement full of cool toys and goodies and that in order to get to it, he had to bang his head really hard on each individual tile, and if he hit the right one, the tile would open up and reveal the secret basement!! He fell for it too! LMAO! | |
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