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Posted: 10/5/2009 7:53:18 PM | This is a dicey situation.
I was holding up this store the other night, when all the customers ran out. Except for one. When I looked at her, I knew she felt it too. Anyway, she was overcome with emotion and started crying. I didn't want her to get caught in the crossfire (hey, I'm a gentleman), so I escorted her out. I did lift her wallet though, so I know where she lives. And I have one of her shoes.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 7:58:32 PM | No, it's not weird.
I think she would be impressed since Friday night her date did the bathroom ditch on her and left her with a hefty bill at a 5 star restaurant.
All because she looked like a bum.  | |
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neerh
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Posted: 10/5/2009 8:04:05 PM | hi halftimedad
are you bored? hee hee | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:03:45 PM | Yeah, probably... but you could always use returning the shoe as a good excuse.  | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:07:18 PM | Your stories get better all the time.
Is this the same store where the drunk woman was driving off with her kids and you dashed to Starbucks to look for a policeman because the 17 year old store clerk wouldn't let you use the phone to call 911?
I did lift her wallet though, so I know where she lives. Yes, it's all very weird. If if were true it would be unbelievable. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:09:30 PM | | Just leave her shoe on her doorstep with a plant potted in it and a note...Make sure you mention that you know what she ended up doing with the other shoe. Oh, and what she was wearing last night. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:12:05 PM | Oops looks like Cinderella lost her shoe your majesty.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:18:29 PM | Hmmmm…maybe you should keep the shoe??
Horseshoes are supposed to be lucky. Don’t know about wh*re’s shoes. 
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe like to know.
(I know…full moon nite for the Forumers…or is that Foreigners? If the shoe fits…). :DenverSky5280  | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:19:11 PM | | While you're at it, get her some decent mascara. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2009 9:22:06 PM | Well, apologize and say you found her belongings in your twin brother's room and thought it best to return them . Just make sure you use one of the credit cards in her wallet to buy some roses and chocolate before you go.
You might get lucky and get to stay the night.  | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 3:22:13 AM | hi ya, if you like her and you know she likes you to drop by and take her out 4  i would take care bud  lee : | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 5:16:03 AM | I wondered where that freakin shoe went...
It's worth more than the wallet. Stop by.
Watch for the trip wire. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 5:21:59 AM | Oh my...these forums are getting so lame.  | |
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neerh
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Posted: 10/6/2009 11:22:47 AM | etiquette differs from place to place, and you didn't say where you committed your felony.
if it's singapore, you do a little internet stalking, find out where her parents live, kidnap them and bring them with you. if it's b.c., you just get there before her and hang out in the garden, maybe water her pot plants as a nice gesture. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 1:37:54 PM | | I swear I just read about something like this in the news recently though. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 1:59:24 PM | | sighs... can i have my shoe back pls? | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 3:22:00 PM | OMG!
I know this girl, she emailed me all about it. Her version is slightly different though.
"you wouldn't believe what happened to me the other night! There I was minding my own business keeping my head down like everyone else in the sex shop when this guy, who I thought was someone else at first, stumbled in and stammered 'It's a hold up' After the laughing calmed down someone shouted 'Its a RAID' and a mass exodus ensued. Recognition flooded over me, it was the whores client that I had just brushed off and pocketed a tidy sum and cards to boot. Some never learn eh? Fu(k, I thought, this dumb @rse guy is a cop. He stared me straight into the face, fear oozing out of every pore of both of us. I thought I was truly busted. I am very hormonal and feeling sorry that I had been caught, again, I started blubbering. Then me smiled like the dope himself was gonna cry, like he felt sorry for me. When he took my arm and let me out of the store, I lifted his wallet too, in for a penny - in for a pound. Then he just let me go! Just like that, well, I ran like the clappers and lost the left of the new shoes that I robbed yesterday. Easy come, easy go! Any turned out a profitable day, double in the wallet and packing plastic had great fun all day and all shopped out. "
Do, go on, contact the wallet owner and dont forget her fee. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2009 5:10:40 PM | | You guys are responding as if this story isn't true | |
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Posted: 10/7/2009 11:12:42 AM | If she didn't see your face -- say you were wearing a ski mask or something -- you can now go to her house and play the rescuing-hero-nice-guy role. "I saw a bad man running away and he threw away this wallet and one shoe. I hope you don't mind that I wanted to return it to you in person, after all you've endured."
Then you sit next to her and pat her reassuringly, saying, "There, there" ever now and again while she sobs.
After that? Gratitude sex. Cha-ching. It's a win-win situation. | |
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