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 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
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POLITICALLY CORRECT For Men Part 1

She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
Being"
She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."
She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE ...... INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."
She is not an "AIR HEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"
She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
PROVIDER."

He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTIN
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
"ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
 JohnnyBoost
Joined: 10/13/2009
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Posted: 10/22/2009 3:38:43 PM


Good stuff. Definately made me laugh
 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
Msg: 3
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Posted: 10/22/2009 3:41:58 PM
~ thanks.. I 've put up a few.. read the world's best divorce letter.. I'm a woman, but heck, that one cracked me up something fierce, when I first read it...
 imchipper
Joined: 8/17/2006
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Posted: 10/27/2009 7:29:16 PM
HaHa, these are great!
 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
Msg: 5
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Posted: 10/29/2009 6:12:51 AM
It's my warped, sick , sense of humour.. :)
 yawning1
Joined: 3/22/2012
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Posted: 7/24/2012 11:19:11 PM

He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."


This one is not true at all. Fred Astair was the greatest dancer ever, he was caucasian.
All the 'nigroid' jiggly-butt crap is not dancing.
 whiteyp
Joined: 6/1/2012
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Posted: 7/31/2012 4:56:35 PM
Where are the Marxist sluts?! Kidding. It's not that kind of party.
 HaydenFan
Joined: 10/19/2011
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Posted: 7/31/2012 7:43:12 PM
Are you kidding? Marxist sluts are the best!! It's always that kinda party!
 whiteyp
Joined: 6/1/2012
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Posted: 7/31/2012 8:17:20 PM
Good call. I wasn't kidding. I just read in the rules where you can't advertise for any particular variety of slut on here. But if you say it was a joke...
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