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 grubeci

Joined: 10/30/2003
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Posted: 7/10/2005 8:38:15 PM
thought you should know but there are a few safety issues with using them such as...
 tiffi78

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 7/10/2005 8:55:28 PM
uummmm

if your giving a blow job with one on and it slips off into your mouth you could choke and die

 Cristine

Joined: 9/29/2003
Msg: 3
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:05:13 PM
If you put one over your head and you can't take it off you can suffocate and die.
 gzilla69

Joined: 11/5/2004
Msg: 4
condoms work
Posted: 7/10/2005 9:09:56 PM
Blowjob while wearing a condom. That sounds wrong on so many levels. Yeah I'm a big fan of safe sex but..... Doesn't it taste like shit?
 HAHANOW

Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 5
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:11:58 PM
Lamb skins do not protect against STD's!
 gzilla69

Joined: 11/5/2004
Msg: 6
condoms work
Posted: 7/10/2005 9:14:23 PM
Plus they smell like eggnog. I used to like eggnog then I used a lambskin rubber. Never again for either.
 T,D and H

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:15:15 PM
the worst part is trying to turn them inside out so you can save some money and reuse them, they are so hard to get back into the package.....you could cut yourself on the wrapper.
 all about laughs

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:17:54 PM
I always pull out when using a condom regardless, plus I put them on myself and provide them meyself... Safety first... ;-)
 hello_kitty

Joined: 6/20/2005
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:20:18 PM
be sure to check the expiry date, as they only have a shelf-life of about 100 yrs.
 TRIXIEGIRL

Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:21:08 PM
[the worst part is trying to turn them inside out]

is that like the whole how do u clean a condom joke.....turn it inside out and shake the **** out of it
 tiffi78

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:30:45 PM
condoms work..... but don't let him hold you afterwards still inside of you, once the erection goes away, the condom slips right off... not only was it a bitch to find, but my son is now 9 months old
 grubeci

Joined: 10/30/2003
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:33:34 PM
someone said not to use them if they were in 100 degree car for 10 days!
 SixStringWerewulf

Joined: 6/19/2005
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:36:31 PM
If it's been awhile, be careful. The buildup could blow your balls off.
 grubeci

Joined: 10/30/2003
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:37:52 PM
what tiffy said minus the fact that spermicide may be good as well as other ideas... its like riding a bike except if you're wobbly when getting back on you may have someone else riding a bike soon :)

(wear your spermicidal bike helmet) - hold the chin straps when taking off
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 Holydiver

Joined: 6/7/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 7/10/2005 9:40:16 PM
Durex's Performa condoms ...If worn inside out, will cause your lady-love to go numb from the waist down....they contain a numbing agent, to increase stamina...

edit:Never put one on in the dark, or you can find out first hand...lol
 Blastkist

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 7/10/2005 11:01:58 PM
Make sure you take it off your penis before you flush it down the toilet.

Surgeon General's Warning: Condoms may be hazardous to your ability to climax...
 T,D and H

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/10/2005 11:27:55 PM
Dur...ex.....Per.....for....ma....con...doms - got it! Thanks!
 dakota5369

Joined: 5/5/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 7/10/2005 11:29:12 PM
if condoms worked, i wouldn't be here and lippyblonde would be sad
 Lippyblonde

Joined: 8/7/2004
Msg: 19
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Posted: 7/10/2005 11:34:08 PM
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEE shweet!


OT: errr they only stretch so far
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