| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 8:38:15 PM | | thought you should know but there are a few safety issues with using them such as... | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 8:55:28 PM | uummmm
if your giving a blow job with one on and it slips off into your mouth you could choke and die
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:05:13 PM | If you put one over your head and you can't take it off you can suffocate and die.  | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:09:56 PM | | Blowjob while wearing a condom. That sounds wrong on so many levels. Yeah I'm a big fan of safe sex but..... Doesn't it taste like shit? | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:11:58 PM | | Lamb skins do not protect against STD's! | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:14:23 PM | | Plus they smell like eggnog. I used to like eggnog then I used a lambskin rubber. Never again for either. | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:15:15 PM | | the worst part is trying to turn them inside out so you can save some money and reuse them, they are so hard to get back into the package.....you could cut yourself on the wrapper. | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:17:54 PM | | I always pull out when using a condom regardless, plus I put them on myself and provide them meyself... Safety first... ;-) | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:20:18 PM | | be sure to check the expiry date, as they only have a shelf-life of about 100 yrs. | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:21:08 PM | [the worst part is trying to turn them inside out]
is that like the whole how do u clean a condom joke.....turn it inside out and shake the **** out of it | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:30:45 PM | | condoms work..... but don't let him hold you afterwards still inside of you, once the erection goes away, the condom slips right off... not only was it a bitch to find, but my son is now 9 months old | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:33:34 PM | | someone said not to use them if they were in 100 degree car for 10 days! | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:36:31 PM | If it's been awhile, be careful. The buildup could blow your balls off. | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:37:52 PM | what tiffy said minus the fact that spermicide may be good as well as other ideas... its like riding a bike except if you're wobbly when getting back on you may have someone else riding a bike soon :)
(wear your spermicidal bike helmet) - hold the chin straps when taking off (pushers) | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 9:40:16 PM | Durex's Performa condoms ...If worn inside out, will cause your lady-love to go numb from the waist down....they contain a numbing agent, to increase stamina... 
edit:Never put one on in the dark, or you can find out first hand...lol | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 11:01:58 PM | Make sure you take it off your penis before you flush it down the toilet.
Surgeon General's Warning: Condoms may be hazardous to your ability to climax... | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 11:27:55 PM | | Dur...ex.....Per.....for....ma....con...doms - got it! Thanks! | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 11:29:12 PM | | if condoms worked, i wouldn't be here and lippyblonde would be sad | |
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| condoms work Posted: 7/10/2005 11:34:08 PM | AWEEEEEEEEEEEEE shweet!
OT: errr they only stretch so far | |
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