| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:31:17 AM | ok got to tell this one... I had a date with someone on pof and because of sexual frustrations.... give me a break ... i havent had one for 4mths lol... we emailed got to know each other (Well proven wrong)... We end up in bed and he gives me a present... yes ladies a vibrator.... would of prefered flowerslol.... after 2hrs he gets into sex and rolls over and starts crying...
Meanwhile im astounded... well i didnt do anything wrong lol...just he curled himself in bed and started crying... Well i checked if the vibrator didnt end up his mmm bottom... safe....
He hops out of bed goes to the balconnie... and proceeds to yell out... im sorry i let you down.... and i thought he was talking too me but he was saying sorry to his last girlfriend....
Well he went back into the bedroom layed in bed and went to sleep... i couldnt get him out... was affraid i was with a pyscho...
well he got off ... im still waiting lol... and next morning he had left early hours and left the front door open...
I promise never to accept a vibrator as a present again...lol,,, because you never know what you end up with and the person who gave it... went riding into the sunset without his stuff....
well looks like a vibrator is much better than a male.... at least it stays putt... and never leaves you wondering why | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:36:25 AM | Oh God... You both are not in the running for the "I picked a winner" award.
Maybe his blindfold fell off. That would start me crying in his situation.
Sorry, that was my first impression of the situation. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:58:22 AM | what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
10) Turn off the lights.
9) Ask the gay midget to leave.
8) Loosen your grip on his balls.
7) Explain that "eating him all up" was meant figuratively.
6) Try a smaller strap-on.
5) Put away the knife.
4) Hide the peanut butter and put the dog out.
3) Unclench your thighs.
2) Call a paramedic. That grinding sound was his pelvis turning to powder.
1) Lower the voltage.  | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:59:26 AM | Big,
were the lights turned on or off when he first saw you?
Was he afraid of you when you were having sex? Did you say something to him or demand something of him??
Sounds like you had a horrendous night taking care of "CHUCKIE"...I sure hope he at least got your motor running. Are you surprised he didn`t get you more motivated and deeper into the mood?
Why didn`t you either roll on top of him when he was crying or at least toss him off the balcony?
The man might be a queer and when he realized what he was doing panicked.. Move on!
He`s got serious issues and hopefully he`ll come out of the closest now..
As for you, i suggest to you purchase a pocket rocket and take yourself for a quick ride...Next time find a man who you don`t have to "bitch slap"... | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 5:03:18 AM | If you are meeting someone just for a sexual encounter - why wouldn't you like a vibrator as a present?? At that point it's not offensive and flowers? You can buy those at the grocery store for $5. BOBs are considerably more expensive... but whatever...
If someone started crying in bed next to me after a very intimate moment, I'd ask what was wrong. But then again, I'm a relationship kind of person. By not asking what was wrong you essentially told him that you didn't care what was wrong. Anything after that you kinda deserve... why should he care if you got off if you don't care about him?
The rest is kinda weird... but I suppose that's the risk you take when you sleep with someone you don't know. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 5:05:43 AM | Im sorry Op.....but,you mean to tell me you meet a guy for the FIRST time and he brings you a vibrator??
WTF??
Then,goes out onto the balconey and starts yelling out to his ex......??
Holy crap,girlfriend..........you better start screening your potential dates much more thoroughly................and,ff's,get to KNOW someone before jumping into bed with them......
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 5:15:48 AM |
what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed Hand him a $20, his pants and call him a taxi... and toss a kleenex into the pile... after all, you don't want to come across as cold to his needs...  | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 6:34:54 AM | Well, I'm not a psycho and I've acted strangely (to say the least) while attempting to be intimate with someone for the first time (and no, I didn't start talking to an imaginary ex or go shout on the balcony:)....but shyte happens...people are flawed and make mistakes - mine was thinking that I had my shyte together when I clearly didn't.
Anyway, what would I do if the roles were reversed? It depends on the person and circumstances but knowing me, I'd probably offer them a cigarette, a good strong cup of coffee and a sympathetic ear, in that order.
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 6:47:30 AM | So the guy thought he was over his gf, and could go out and have a cheap tumble in the hay, however he got all emotional and felt guilty... Heck maybe the gf wasn't an ex, and he was feeling like crap for cheating on her yet again...
I think it is a good thing you haven't heard from him again, any repeat session just don't seem worth the emotional drama... | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 6:52:04 AM | ^^^^^surely you made this up^^^^
but if you didn't;
if he weren't worth cuddling and finding out the answer to what was the problem might have been, then why were you with him anyways???? | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 8:01:52 AM | I must say this forum and it's multiple posts was the most hilarious I have ever read.!!!!
I still have streams of tears down my face from laughing.!!! very humorous group.
OP did this really happen or are you pull our chains.?
If it did really happen I'd say you have to work on your judgement skills before getting into an intimate situation with someone you just met. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 8:21:21 AM | If he cries, he's out. If he runs outside and yells to his ex g/f, I make him leave. I don't care if he crawls back in to bed. He is getting the fvck out of my house.
But I'm keeping the vibrator. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 8:38:49 AM | | Harsh crowd here. If this were a man writing the post, there would be all kinds of outrage if he was with was so insensitive. Sheesh, if you liked him enough to fvck him you could have at least offered him some consolation. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 9:02:51 AM | | What a disgrace to our gender, this guy shouldn't be allowed to go out, if he gets with 10 other women, chances for half of them to become lesbians and the rest not to date anyone off the net will be increase and my chances to get with any with drop dramatically!! dammit, this whole idea scares me | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 9:04:56 AM | If this were a man writing the post, there would be all kinds of outrage if he was with was so insensitive. Sheesh, if you liked him enough to fvck him you could have at least offered him some consolation.
Nope. I'd kick a female out too. And I'd expect a guy to kick me out. Sobbing and yelling out to an EX is not reason to stay and cuddle.
And I'd still keep the vibe. | |
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 9:05:01 AM |
Harsh crowd here. If this were a man writing the post, there would be all kinds of outrage if he was with was so insensitive. Sheesh, if you liked him enough to fvck him you could have at least offered him some consolation.
I must agree with you on that...
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 9:31:11 AM | It`s clear this clown needs to be "**** Slapped" for his actions towards this woman.
Maybe he should have received 50 lashes on his penis for committing such a cowardly act. It seems the poor soul made a mistake and was emotionally unstable from the get go...
As for "Big", i`m more curious why she simply didn`t throw the freaking vibrator away... i`m sure she has her own..lol
Thats the real story...
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| what do you do if you male date starts crying in bed
Posted: 10/28/2009 9:47:57 AM | He does sound a little less than balanced, doesn't he? Still, I'd wrap a blanket around him, give him a hanky (I usually carry a couple), hug him, and encourage him to talk about it. Anyone crying is instantly in need of the same care as a sobbing 5-year-old, for me, I can't help myself. But since this is an adult we're discussing, I would probably also accompany all this with a good stiff drink - for me.
And I'd find it a pretty depressing editorial on the state of my sex life, if something like this happened. Ouch. Sorry you went through that.
At least you got a new toy out of it! I'm not a fan of 'em, myself, but as best I can tell, seems most women are. It beats a Kewpie doll as a consolation prize, right? | |
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