| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/3/2009 4:20:38 PM | so im new to this sight just signed up looking for a nice lady one who i can sit around wit at nite and drink a cpouple cold ones
while ago my girlfreind left me for a lesbien but she wanst a hot lesbien she was fat AM I THAT UGLY?! LMAO!  | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/3/2009 4:46:28 PM | | Well I have to call BS on the post given the nature of the profile. However, if you are as your profile says, then I can't believe you don't have women falling all over themselves for your drunken, drug addicted self. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/3/2009 9:40:22 PM | dude.. you are just pissed that she didnt bring her carpet muncher to YOUR bed so you'd have TWO kittys.. TO mouths.. FIVE boobs.. (dont forget yourself) and FOUR @$$es.. Hers, the lezbo's, YOUR ahole.. and YOU. A complete @$$ for not seeing it coming and then posting it on an internet site..
the word is WITH.. not wit
It must sting to be dumped for a fat lezbo.. Damn
Oh.. STOP with the frequent drug use.. shave off that stupid mustache.. and put up better pictures
Oh wait.. I was being serious.. thinking YOU were serious too.. My mistake (notice I didnt say my bad, since that is a stupid phrase of punks) | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 12:12:49 AM | | That happens when the man is too much for the woman and she is in danger of being consumed by passions she cannot resist, control or survive. By seeking refuge with a lesbian lover she is sort of putting out the fire in her loins before it burns her alive. The woman's touch will be soothing and mild, allowing her to recover. If she ever can risk being with a man as powerful as yourself again, she will, but first she needs to recover. With any luck if she comes back she will have been made stronger to withstand a greater measure of your love without being so overpowered by its sheer manliness. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 5:59:01 AM | Well, Buddy...
If your woman has to leave you, another woman (especially a Butch lesbo) is at the top of the list. At the bottom of the list is a buff guy way hotter than you with a 12" penis.
No biggie. Let her much the carpet... move on. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:00:19 AM | | Wow, I thought english was used in Toronto. I can't imagine why you are "unimploid". I have to assume this is a joke thread because quite frankly I do not believe that the person who wrote this would be able to turn on a computer. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:33:55 AM | | Don't know, unibrow...maybe she left your Colin Farrell type for a fat blonde chick...who knows what her kinky quirk is? Variety, the spice of life...yes, learn to speell. It'll help your imploiment status. | |
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| Ich bin ein jelly-filled lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:12:48 PM |
AM I THAT UGLY?! Actually, you are not bad for a lesbian. However, if she could have a HOT lesbien (this is the term used in the famous speech Kennedy made in Berlin, Jawohl ?) I can see why she moved on and up!  (lesbians' favorite fruit)  | |
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| Ich bin ein jelly-filled lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:21:58 PM |
I do not believe that the person who wrote this would be able to turn on a computer. It's not the only thing that is having difficulty being turned on.  | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:54:30 PM | | c anadork, lol don't feel bad dude, remember one thing when a women leaves you for another woman well, it's probably has more to do with the woman has a little "something" you are not "equipped" with, so don't take it personally dude it was her not you. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:19:56 PM | | Your gf was probably gay, or bi, before she met you, and trying to use you for cover to stay in the closet. Then she decided she wasn't happy lieing to herself, and the world, so she went with her gut instincts. Her dishonesty hurt you. Your attitudes probably hurt you, too. Fat gals can be great fun. After all, fat girls are fat because.....(drum roll please)...Ta Da!!...they love to put things in their mouths! Maybe you should get less prejudiced, and start trying new things...fat gals, bi-threesomes, etc. If you had shared your gf with the lesbian, you might still have them both. You might have liked that. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/4/2009 9:48:38 PM | a more sensitive person would sympathize and empathize. but you're a guy, and a fellow brother, so i'm inclined to chuckle at your plight.
better luck next time, man. lol | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/5/2009 1:15:16 PM |
Ohh...and..change your work status from....unimploid...to...unemployed....it looks much better that way....
Not to mention lesbian, not lesbien (unless he's speaking Spanish, like" Lez? Muy bien!")
It would take me too long to spell-check the rest without my head exploding. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/5/2009 3:42:17 PM | | Ok you got dumped. It happens. Who you got dumped for really shouldn't matter unless its your dad, your mom, or your best friend. Insecurity isn't attractive--do whatever u need to to look your best and try again. | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/7/2009 11:11:02 AM | | Hey, maybe when you get arrested for drug possession, you can get your GED while in jail and learn to spell words like friend, lesbian, site, night, wants....etc etc etc | |
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| my girlfreind left me for a for lesbien
Posted: 11/7/2009 2:08:03 PM | LMFAO.... that mustache man... that fukin' mustache!!
how could she leave you with that fukin' mustache!! ???
hilarious picture though.. good to see some humor..
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