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 BmTo

Joined: 10/16/2009
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Posted: 11/4/2009 10:59:05 PM
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
 Sissy Smurf

Joined: 11/30/2008
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Posted: 11/5/2009 12:06:30 AM
LOL! I'ma have to text this to my sister.. Thanks!
 Monalecia

Joined: 4/28/2007
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Posted: 11/7/2009 5:56:53 AM
Hmmm ..... could a woman say that to a man too? Statistics indicate that relief for most headaches is the very activity women try to avoid. You guys must be doing something wrong if she has to say that too often for your liking. So men, get busy learning and pleasing, and ladies instead of reaching for that pill bottle, reach out and touch someone!
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