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 all-4-love

Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 1
Had to share this
Posted: 11/6/2009 5:02:33 PM
I am borrowing this from a facebook friend....because it had me in stiches...LOL

"I'm not really concerned about swine flu.. Here's my concern. 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird .....Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig ....... Swine flu. Next year is the year of the****.........Anybody else worried?"
 all-4-love

Joined: 11/3/2009
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Posted: 11/6/2009 5:08:00 PM
Wasn't sure if it would cover that... any way it's the year of the "man's tool"
 all-4-love

Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 3
Had to share this
Posted: 11/6/2009 5:08:35 PM
or a Rooster if you prefer
 beachglassr1

Joined: 9/30/2009
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Had to share this
Posted: 11/6/2009 5:10:56 PM
i think it is you guys that have to be worried ...
 Sapphireeyes

Joined: 1/13/2008
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Posted: 11/7/2009 7:17:03 AM
use numbers for vowels to type the bad words...c0ck
 uk1971

Joined: 2/14/2007
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Posted: 11/7/2009 3:03:27 PM
Hmmmm. strange.
Last time I looked it says, 2010 is the year of the Tiger.
Are we going to have a stripey püssy virus?

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