| He said...I said
Posted: 11/6/2009 6:23:48 PM | He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and play with the remote.
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you
I said to him.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change
a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him .. . . They already have boy friends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me .. ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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