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 fftruck22

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something funny
Posted: 11/7/2009 7:12:02 AM
This is a actual radio conversation released by the
Chief of Naval Operations, October 10, 1995

Party #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
north to avoid collision"

Party #2: "Recommend you divert your course 15
degrees to the south to avoid collision"

Party #1: "This the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say
again, divert your course!"

Party #2: " No, I say again, you divert your course"

Party #1: " This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise. We are
a large warship of the U.S. Navy. Divert your course!"

Party #2: " This is a lighthouse. Your call"

 pretty greeneyes

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something funny
Posted: 11/7/2009 7:31:50 PM
too funny
thanks for the laugh.. ... this is too short to post
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