| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 3:52:00 PM | | Newly single, been dating a nice man i met at a plenty of fish event. We ended up being romantic. When i brought up safe sex, he told me he was too small for a condom. After doing"research" so to speak... yeap he was kinda small... What do I do now about safe sex with him??????????????? | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 4:03:18 PM | You could buy him a rubber thimble thingy or be creative with Gladwrap...dunno.
Considered the pill?
On the bright side, you'd always win any argument under the sun with him. You could also counter his 'your mom' jokes with 'your peewee'. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 5:27:03 PM | Wow! That small, huh? Buy him the colorful Saran Wrap plastic wrap that is in the stores around Xmas time. You can't even spill sauce with that. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 5:42:14 PM | Are you serial???
Go to any dollar store.
They've bags of them in all different colours.
You'll find them in the party supply aisle. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 5:44:51 PM | floridablond wrote:Newly single, been dating a nice man i met at a plenty of fish event. We ended up being romantic. When i brought up safe sex, he told me he was too small for a condom. After doing"research" so to speak... yeap he was kinda small... What do I do now about safe sex with him???????????????
Great visual.
They do make small condoms. If he is on POL I am sure he will love seeing this discussed. ~Beth~ | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 5:51:06 PM | | Oh lord, OP...not sure what to suggest you do about this gherkin problem....hmm...how about those latex finger cots that they use in restaurants if they've cut themselves? They're finger-sized "condoms" so maybe they'd be worth a shot? | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 6:16:36 PM | | Wrap it in saran wrap....that should work...or you could use the finger on a surgical glove....keep it attached though...could very well get lost... your pretty well screwed... | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 6:25:59 PM | Wow...he can't be THAT small-- give him a box of Durex brand condoms....
Those things are REALLY tight-- totally useless for most guys. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 6:35:57 PM | | Use the time tested method, hook him up to a bicycle pump. Seriously, as other posters have said, I sure hope this man doesn't read your post. Kind of a sensitive personal issue, doncha think? | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 8:42:45 PM | Um... does he know about erections?
That usually helps a condom fit.
And I agree about the female condom. Totally underrepresented. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 8:52:32 PM | | I would contact the family planning clinic and ask what they can suggest. I did wonder though whether it is really the problem or whether he just doesn't like condoms. If he's just being honest though then I'd do some research on the web. There must be suppliers somewhere. One wonders why he hasn't done some research as he must have known about this for some time. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/7/2009 9:09:18 PM | Good call Mysteriosa...I was wondering about that after I posted, but it was too late to edit...I've known a few girls who got suckered by the "condoms are too small" or "I'm allergic to condoms" talk...have they every tried stretching out a condom? You could stick your whole arm into one of those things...so unless his penis is well over 2 feet long and 8" around...I'm sure there's a condom to fit. As far as allergies...there are many different varieties, and if he's allergic to latex, there's always the female condom (again, but I think these are an excellent idea!)...they're non latex
This guy's excuse sounds like a "I don't like condom's because they're too big" excuse to try to go bareback | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/8/2009 12:45:43 AM | | Just did a google search and there are many condoms in very small sizes, none more expensive than the standard ones. Surely he would have done the same unless hes fibbing to get you to go without? | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/8/2009 2:57:36 AM | aaaaarrrgh. i'd be outta there like there's no tomorrow. sorry.
call me shallow.... i don't care.
i have an answer for you though: finger condoms
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_cot
i'm sure you can buy them in bulk at wal-mart. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/8/2009 3:46:33 AM |
BTW Pedro...the pill won't protect her from diseases.
How I missed the concept of protection, I do not know. At 39, I still manage to not have much of a clue. Thanks for the bevy of concerned citizens to drop me a hint publicly as well as privately. Yes, birth control pills do not protect from STD's at all.
Let's hope there's not an idjit who read that and thought of another imaginative use for Penisillin. | |
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| Too small for a condom !?! Then What???
Posted: 11/8/2009 8:11:18 AM | Since his unit is too small for a condom she's not going to be
your pretty well screwed..
Oh, I can think of more to add to this post but I'm going to be nice and say nothing more. | |
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