| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 2:11:34 AM | ""PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL"
girls = money x time
and...
time = money
so..
girls = money x money
girls = money2
also...
money = square root of all evil
so....
money2 = evil
the transitive property tells us...
money2 = girls
and also...
money2 = evil
therefore...
girls = evil"
I am a girl, but recently one of my "male" friends told me about how he analyzed, i quote, "chicks" and found out how they are EVIL! Check it out for yourself! Very funny but it hurts (haha)! Kinda makes sense which is the scary thing. And if we are evil, thats ok...makes things more fun! | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 3:13:31 AM | That's something I always used to tell my ex wife (after the separation).
She would tell me "all men are pigs" and "all men just want sex". (RE dating other guys)
I often retorted saying,, "that's not true, that's just like saying All women want money, or Just want money"...
usually the topic would change. | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 9:14:11 AM | I'm not touching this one. *Walks away from between the rock and a hard place*
~Gotta Luv Me~
G. | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 10:38:37 AM | You know after taking your picture to a photo analysis...........guy.....in a lab coat..... you were deemed indeed a girl. Now on to the formula, hey whatever who cares about all that junk. It is funny though in a nerdy way (from one nerd to another that would crack us up), however girls don't have to cost you large amounts of money, and it’s mostly a guy’s insecurity with himself that leads to that in the first place.... That and lap dances......wait..... did I type that out loud? Just back away slowly.....keep smiling....they can smell your fear....... RUUUUUNNN!
Okay so anyway, girls can suck up the time though, I have a friend who was in the same boat as I was with the ladies, then he lucked out and was sitting around a friends place when a few girls were around that were available ( THE ONE TIME THAT EVER HAS HAPPENED, YOU LUCKY BASTARD (not only that but she was the one to initiate) (I love you man)), and he now has to budget his time a lot more than he used to. If only I could know that feeling and someday hopefully, with half-truths and gorilla dust, I too shall know.
The End
Fin
Wunderbar | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 11:36:49 AM | | haha.. thats some funny chit. Your friend must know my ex wife fairly well. Well, him and the entire pacific northwest... | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/25/2004 9:08:04 PM | I AM TAKING PILLS NOW
TO REMOVE ANY WANT OR NEED FOR A MATE.....................
I FIGURE IT WILL MAKE ME HAPPIER AND RICHER IN THE END | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 1:38:55 AM | I am dedicating that one to my ex-girlfriend. She knows who she is!  | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 3:03:16 AM | | And if you spent no money or time with her, the answer still wouldn't vary. | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 7:13:13 AM | | well im evil but not in the way she described so i consider my kind of evil a good thing | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 4:14:39 PM | | Sheeez , bust an ex-boyfriend's car windows and the labeling never ends. | |
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jimi77
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Joined: 7/13/2004
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 6:50:11 PM | | i suck at math and i knew that already LOL.. there just pretty poison. :( | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/26/2004 7:31:24 PM | For those that know a little calculus... try taking the integral of e ^ x  | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/27/2004 9:09:54 AM | Exponential Evil is so tasty! Man I wish I had some evil right now.... I would love it, and stroke it, and pet it............... Now I have said too much...... I must return to my cave to recharge my weird awkward MN guy powers! Off to the Tard Cave...... OF JUSTICE! | |
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Loukus
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 16 | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/27/2004 9:16:12 AM | | What's the most evil thing you done in your life to your man and in life? | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 10/27/2004 9:24:54 AM | The link didn’t work but I just Googled them and found the site. Thanks I'll check them out, myself and a few friends were thinking about making a short movie as well ah la Clerks/Kentucky fried movie/office space/ fast times at ridgemont high/total BS
If we can pull it off, it will be the sleeper hit of the 1700's | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/3/2004 9:48:04 PM | | I have never done anything evil, and considering i have never dated, i have never done anything evil to a guy! Not saying you need to be dating a guy to do something evil to him, but i think it would be a lot easier. They trust you more, so it would hurt more!!!! | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/5/2004 11:18:49 PM | | sometimes its the other way round though..the only bf i ever had owes me heaps of money still and yeh the last time i spoke to him ws early last yr...dont think i'll ever ask for the money and i dont think he'll ever return it so yeh.. ah well.. | |
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Loukus
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 21 | |
| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/5/2004 11:30:19 PM |
I have never done anything evil, and considering i have never dated, i have never done anything evil to a guy! Not saying you need to be dating a guy to do something evil to him, but i think it would be a lot easier. They trust you more, so it would hurt more!!!!
If my experience is any indication, there are probably plenty of geeks/nerds/dorks that you've pained, without being even remotely aware.
Probably not your fault, though. | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/6/2004 2:53:38 PM | What do you mean you think i have hurt many geeks/nerds/anyone!? I think i can count the number of times a guy has walked up to me acting interested on my 2 fingers. And if i did hurt them, then i didn't realize it like you said. I just hate when people say that my supposid "good looks" intimidate men and they don't want to talk to me. I think thats a load of crock but hey...what do i know! All i know is that the equation makes perfect sense and has to be true....to some extent of the mathematical rules. Afterall...math is the universal language!
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/6/2004 3:02:52 PM | Don't be offended by that Kristy. Just because few people have actually approached you means nothing in what Loukas is saying. Since so many geeks/nerds/tards have low self-esteem when it comes to social interaction, we (I mean they), just don't even bother approaching an attractive woman, because in our minds, we "know" that we're just not good enough. It's not just a matter of intimidation - it's a social structure and balance thing. Plus if you often hang around with your friends, it creates a "shell" that makes it even more difficult for these guys to even mentally consider penetrating to try to talk to you.
And another possibility is that these geeks/nerds/tards may be pretending in their minds that they really are friends with you and that can be very detrimental as well - because it further enhances their feelings that you are forbidden fruit.
Oh, and HI KRISTY!!!!!!!! | |
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Loukus
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 24 | |
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| Proof girls are Evil!
Posted: 11/7/2004 12:01:27 AM | | Hey I agree with that. BUT just to let ya know that the math is wrong. Now i know you can get away with leaving it like that, but the math IS wrong. Check it out. | |
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