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 GettingBigga
Joined: 1/24/2009
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I really really like one of my friend's female friends. However, my friend keeps jokingly say she'll
eat me alive. He said that she like her men very sexually experienced.
As it's been awhie since, what can I do sexually educate myself or is a lost hope?
Bigga
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
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She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/30/2009 10:08:41 AM

However, my friend keeps jokingly say she'll
eat me alive. He said that she like her men very sexually experienced.

I met a girl like that once...
In her case, she told me she would only date a guy with a "10 inch organ"...
I replied, "A 10 inch organ? Will it be playing in a Cathedral?"

Sarcastic humour trumps experience every time....

 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/30/2009 10:10:08 AM
hmmm......at your age one would think you already know how to please a woman!!

I suggest you go for it........but (as you should would with any woman).......talk about your likes and dislikes before you hop into bed with her.
We could give you all kinds of suggestions......but as each woman is unique in what gets her off.......only SHE will know what works for her.

and eat your Wheaties!!
 Whole 9 Yards
Joined: 6/6/2006
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Posted: 12/30/2009 10:15:25 AM
Here's the angle:
Play up your inexperience. Act like a babe in the woods. Let her mold you into the type of man that could satisfy a woman like herself. She may just give you a lesson. And you'll have learned two lessons in one class.
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
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Posted: 12/30/2009 10:16:42 AM

hmmm......at your age one would think you already know how to please a woman!!

There is an assumption that ALL men are sexually experienced by middle age. Yet, I think for a large number of men, they may have only had one or two partners by that age.... I know a couple of guys who are still married to their ONLY partner... and a few of my friends have probably only been with at most a half dozen women.
 tayl0rd
Joined: 5/19/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 12/30/2009 10:17:13 AM
It's been my experience that women like that are nothing but a bunch of hot air. Don't sweat it and just "go for what you know."

Good luck!
 Sabrosura089
Joined: 11/29/2009
Msg: 7
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Posted: 12/30/2009 10:24:27 AM
I replied, "A 10 inch organ? Will it be playing in a Cathedral?"


OMG!!!! I'm dying over here.................

Good one, Church (Hmmm..."Church", eh?)


Ooops! OP: It's like riding a bike - ya never forget! Just do your thang..........do report back to us now! lol
 bluesandrock
Joined: 6/24/2009
Msg: 8
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Posted: 12/30/2009 11:03:06 AM
Like Nike says, Just Do It!

Sheeze stop over thinking something that has not even happened yet, you might not even get a chance.
 blowmydoorsoff
Joined: 11/15/2009
Msg: 9
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Posted: 12/30/2009 11:24:59 AM
Bring along some salt, pepper and whipped cream, its the considerate thing to do. She might not like her beefcake plain. Oh yeah and some honey and choc sauce, put some on the area's U want her to eat the most.
 ManicMelanie
Joined: 7/10/2009
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She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/30/2009 12:35:44 PM

"She'll eat me alive" means there's NO hope. The friend is joking. She's out of your league. Move on.





 Life 2.0
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 11
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Posted: 12/30/2009 1:09:25 PM
Tell her that you can make up for experience with enthusiasm.

And,

That you might have a needle d1ck, but you have a sewing machine arse!!!!
 sweet lady Lori
Joined: 3/19/2008
Msg: 12
She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/30/2009 1:44:55 PM
If she is the type of woman who could chew you up and spit you out and you are lacking in sexual prowess, I say go for it ~ maybe she will teach you a few things. And if she moves on, at least you are a little smarter for the next lady
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 12/30/2009 5:55:31 PM

MsMicki: hmmm......at your age one would think you already know how to please a woman!!

mchurch: There is an assumption that ALL men are sexually experienced by middle age. Yet, I think for a large number of men, they may have only had one or two partners by that age.... I know a couple of guys who are still married to their ONLY partner... and a few of my friends have probably only been with at most a half dozen women.


and this has what to do with knowing how to please a woman?
The number of partners is irrelevent to sexual knowledge.
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
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She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/30/2009 6:01:35 PM
Every relationship is different from the past - how two people connect and jive in the sack will be unlike any past experience - because the players are different. She may NOT eat you up - you may not jive - or you may fit perfectly. Gotta try it to find out!
 Azalea7
Joined: 12/2/2008
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Posted: 12/30/2009 6:15:59 PM
Your friend's comments can be taken two ways. "She'll eat your alive" could mean that she's assertive and takes charge and stuff. "She like her men very sexually experienced" could mean the opposite in a way--that she lies there and expects a man to know how to send her to new places the first time. So basically, you may as well not worry about it and find out for yourself.

One other thing: You say you like this woman, but then you and your friend talk right away about sex. Are you planning on having sex on the first date? Are you planning on having sex at the start of the first date? By the time you have sex with her, you might have gotten to know each other, and she might actually like you and want to make the sexual relationship work. So just be yourself and assume she isn't going to be some kind of mythical amazon. Unless you like that kind of thing.
 Zuglo
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 16
She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/31/2009 6:42:14 AM
A black widow spider kind of women eh?
Well, tell that to the male black widow spider!..LOL
He will still take his chances!
I saw it somewhere, that if he does a good job, she be satisfied, and that gives him a chance to escape..LOL
Go for it!
I say it worth the risk.
 ForumPiranha80
Joined: 8/19/2009
Msg: 17
She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/31/2009 9:55:49 AM
Only one way to find out my friend - go for it!
Could be the time of your life. Or it could be really boring. Sure, she acts like a "man eater" in public, but could be really timid in bed. People are weird like that.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
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Posted: 12/31/2009 10:08:08 AM
Go for it, how else are you going to learn?

P.S. The only skill that makes a man good in the bedroom is the ability to pay attention to detail and stick with what works. That and the general knowledge that every woman is different will get you through anything.
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
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Posted: 12/31/2009 10:23:55 AM

The number of partners is irrelevent to sexual knowledge.



~OP~ Why are listening to friends about your own private life? Wouldn't it be much smarter to stop it and see if she'd like to meet/date or whatever and go from there??? JMO
 Fifi777
Joined: 8/7/2009
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Posted: 12/31/2009 11:48:53 AM
maybe she would teach you some things? hahahaha!


Go for it and good luck!


erm somehow I think you would need it lmao
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 12/31/2009 10:06:51 PM
I reason like this: if you DON'T have what it takes already, a quick study of the kama sutra or your friends extensive porn collection wont do any good. Go for it, and at least there's the chance that AS she discards you, you will learn something good to please the next person. Or, go for it, and she'll decide you are exactly what she's looking for, and you'll learn things you can do to please HER. Seems like a win-win to me.
 *topchef*
Joined: 8/2/2008
Msg: 22
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Posted: 12/31/2009 10:14:36 PM
Here are your choices....

You can live in fear, not approach her and never know what could have been.

~~~~ OR ~~~~

You can throw caution to the wind, ask her out, get to know her and if that your interests align with hers, you can see if you can devour her, before she stakes her claim on you. We are constantly confronted with a field of choices....so which fork in the road do you take. Your future hangs in the balance. Be a wimp, or be a man. The decision is up to you.
 indefatigabilis
Joined: 11/10/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 12/31/2009 10:21:31 PM
Wimps are safe from being devoured from rapacious female love machines whose dimly lit sheds are littered with bones and and other indigestibles.
 jbking2
Joined: 1/22/2009
Msg: 24
She will eat me alive
Posted: 12/31/2009 10:29:03 PM
I'd inquire more to the friend about what does she mean, as there are different interpretations to the "eat you alive" idea. One would be something like that of Jim and Nadia from "American Pie" where she was just too hot for him to actually have sexually. This isn't to say that she is out of his league, but rather that he isn't compatible with her. Thus, you have to see if your like is an attraction, lust or infatuation as there are subtle differences among them. Another idea is that she'll wrap you around her little finger and manipulate the heck out of you, which isn't a great relationship either.

I wouldn't suggest going down the sexually educate yourself route as part of the joy in developing a relationship is that there is a part where things are discussed and worked out which should include sexual preferences and fetishes, if applicable.
 Searching 4 smiles
Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 25
She will eat me alive
Posted: 1/1/2010 10:16:56 AM
Thanks for all your advice, even those fishes that couldn't stop laughing.
We have since spoken and exchanged contact details before she went on holiday.
Bigga
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