| | How to find out penis sizePage 1 of 25 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25) | I hope this isn't redundant but I've spent an hour searching threads & wasn't able to find anything relevant.
Here's the situation: a close friend of mine met a guy that she clicks with well but he's a very small guy (short, tiny hands, ect.). She's concerned that his smallness may carry over to um, other areas as well. She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question. So, is there any reliable way to determine his size without seeing, feeling or flat out asking? | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:19:37 PM | No, there isn't.
And if your friend thinks she needs size to be satisfied, what she really needs is more experience. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:20:39 PM | if she finds out he's got 9 inches.....is that going to guarantee he's a good lover?
Would you buy a shoe without trying it on?
Then why, oh why, would you marry someone without knowing if they "fit"? | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:21:02 PM | | I could tell you but your nipples are too small. You don't deserve the knowledge I could bestow. That's life. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:21:30 PM | Nope, though if they're making out, she should be able to get some vague idea based on what she feels through his pants (wherever it hits, not necessarily using her hand).
But really, size has a lot less to do with sexual compatibility than most things. If she's really worried about this, she may want to throw out the entire "no sex before marriage" bit--it's really the only way to know how sexually compatible you are with a partner. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:27:10 PM | | You can tell her to look him up on the National Penile Offenders Database. You can find it at www.ohmygodisitinyet.com | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:42:21 PM | [you promised not to tell!!^^^^]
they use to say that, if you spread you hand and fingers out all the way, the distnace from the thumb tip to the middle finger would give you the penis size....but I found out that was incorrect....in some cases!!  | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:43:18 PM | Ask her to tell him to stick out his tongue, as far as he can. If he can lick his eye brows, tell her not to worry. 
Actually, if she has the balls, she can ask a previous GF how big he is, and if he's a good lover. However, given her extreme ignorance, and if she thinks "size" really matters; she probably sucks any way; so it really doesn't matter. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:51:43 PM | So, if she doesnt fool around (or never has) how would she know how much she "needs"? haha she may be severely disappointed and may miss out on somebody great, just going on something her mom or friend once said.
There is also a big difference between "fooling around" with your clothes on, and "test driving" which is sticking the key in and going for a spin around the block. She can make out with him and rub his leg, and a little higher, she'll get a good idea. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:57:44 PM |
She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question.
That's what she gets, then, for adhering to some archaic notions of waiting until marriage to have sex. Would I test drive my used car after signing the forms and giving the salesperson my money? H*ll no!
There is only one way for her to find out if this guy is super-duper tiny, and that's to see that penis in its erectile glory -- with her own two eyes. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 6:59:25 PM | Gypsy, first I need to ask you? Are you the 'Friend'??
My opinion is: You need to measure the middle finger from the bottom of the hand to the tip....it's usually a good indication of the size of the 'other' member.
But as other posters said, the size of the tongue is important too...and the only way to find out is for you to say ..."Hey sweety, before we get shiggy with it...show me your tongue".
Good luck and happy shiggying up.
P.A. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:01:38 PM |
She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question...
Well if she's an alumni of the Clinton school of sex, she should be able to tell whether she's got a mouthful or not... | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:03:58 PM | Msg 10 said :
she probably sucks any way; so it really doesn't matter
Wouldn't that be a Good Thing?
We are still talking about the size of the 'other member' right?
Maybe it's just me....
P.A. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:04:11 PM |
There is only one way for her to find out if this guy is super-duper tiny, and that's to see that penis in its erectile glory -- with her own two eyes.
Make sure to tell her to get him really hot and bothered first, the penis is usually much less amazing when its hibernating.
Cue Seinfeld "Shrinkage" episode.... | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:12:20 PM | P.A.
No hon, I'm definitely not "the friend". We're polar opposites, screw the test drive I'd take a cross country trip. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:24:49 PM | I say simply whip his drawers down and have a gander - if the goods don't measure up tell him to hit the road and don't look back! A tiny penis is not worth hanging around for!!
Come on - I'm kidding!!! Geeze!! I mean really - a mans worth is dependant on his penis size right?!?!  Besides I have always found the smaller guys have the biggest manhood to make up for the overall package!  | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:40:26 PM | | small hands mean absolutely nothing..biggest man ive ever seen had small hands and feet ...a friend i was teasing him that we had close to the same hand size i teased him so much that he flashed me ...my jaw dropped ...the lord has a great way of recompensating for shortcomings:) | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 7:43:19 PM | Just have her glance back at all those responces that say..."size doesn't matter"...rotf.
. She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question
Really? strange question for an assumed virgin who doesn't even believe in even touching the privates before marriage, and if its just a little small, that will x out the deal?...Wow virgins have really changed a lot since my young days.....but back then, they might not have known a lot to wonder about this issue, but before marriage they went far enough to know the size.
No, without seeing, feeling or asking there is no sure fire way....and you know that...
I'm calling troll on this post. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 8:04:52 PM | She could let on in some roundabout way that it matters to her at all, and he will be gone before she has the chance to be disappointed. She could randomly interject the phrase, "size matters" into any conversation that they have. He probably would just dump her for having a super tiny clit, anyway.
Is this what public education was created to allow to happen? I am having second thoughts about the wisdom of both literacy and internet access for all but the chosen few. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 8:20:57 PM |
I never said she was a virgin! She's divorced
Almost had me OP... IF she is divorced then she should have the knowledge of getting a man erect to size him up.
Also the size of the man's penis has nothing to do with his skills.
If he is too small she could always do acouple of hundred kegal's per day and she won't have to worry if he is too small. How well a woman takes care of herself is also a factor if a guy is to small or not. | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 8:24:09 PM | well, comedian Russell Peters says that the sound the pee stream makes is directly proportional to the size of the penis.
so, all she has to do is listen to him pee!
in all seriousness, there is no way to tell. she should just ask to see him naked if she is that curious. but he may ask to see her naked too soo... | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 8:29:50 PM |
If he is too small she could always do acouple of hundred kegal's per day and she won't have to worry if he is too small. How well a woman takes care of herself is also a factor if a guy is to small or not.
So.. you're saying if we do 200 kegals A DAY, we should "hang" in there for 3.5 's?
Happy thoughts... I think I can..I think I can! | |
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Posted: 3/9/2010 9:03:16 PM | Ever see the British sitcom called "Coupling"? It featured 6 friends, 3 guys and 3 girls, in pretty absurd situations. In one episode where the group was hanging out at the local pub, one of the girls told another girl that she dated one of the guys who she described as a 'tripod'. Naturally, this piqued the girl's curiosity. So she enlists one of the guys to follow 'tripod' to the bathroom next time he had to take a leak and to report back what he saw. I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it yet but the situation was pretty hilarious. Must see TV.
Having said that, the flaccid size is not a reliable indicator of erect size so your friend is SOL in that regards. | |
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