Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Husband Down...      Home login  
 AUTHOR
 SassySky
Joined: 9/26/2008
Msg: 1
Husband Down...Page 1 of 1    
I normally just delete all jokes in the inbox, this one was priceless had to share.


Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife. He does so, and they keep shopping.

A few aisles farther, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'We can't afford that.'

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So do 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'








On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 5.
We have a husband down.'
 Mozard
Joined: 7/31/2007
Msg: 2
view profile
History
Husband Down...
Posted: 3/11/2010 3:39:38 PM
now ya see .. thats just good logic to a guy!!!
 the_humormonger
Joined: 5/30/2006
Msg: 3
view profile
History
Husband Down...
Posted: 3/11/2010 7:02:11 PM
that's why they call them "beer-goggles".
 sanddallor
Joined: 8/30/2008
Msg: 4
view profile
History
Husband Down...
Posted: 3/11/2010 7:45:59 PM
...and that is a good example of why women prefer hard liquor over beer.
 artist_48
Joined: 1/27/2009
Msg: 5
Husband Down...
Posted: 3/11/2010 7:46:42 PM

Her husband retorts: 'So do 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'


men are so practical
Page 1 of 1   
Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Husband Down...