| | QueefsPage 1 of 2 (1, 2) | I'm sure most guys remember the first time they were with a woman and she queefed on them.
I would gather that women probably remember the first time it happened to them as well.
question: did it freak you out, thinking she'd actually passed gas? turn you off? make you laugh? | |
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Posted: 10/17/2010 8:02:37 AM | I already knew what it was before it happened as it was explained in school (one of the most memorable classroom conversations ever.. 5 students almost got sent to the principals office for non stop laughing and joking)
So by the time it did happen, I thought nothing of it while she said "uh that wasn't what you think it was" and I said "i know"..... and she kept insisting it wasn't a fart over and over and i finally had to say "look.. who cares?.. stop dwelling on it before you give me enough time to demonstrate what a real fart is and ruin the mood"
such a gentleman i was in my teens. hehehheh  | |
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Posted: 10/17/2010 12:45:58 PM | Please bear with me on this ......I am Scots!
What on earth is a Queef?
Am I right in thinking it's what we call a Fart? 
If it happens when I am with my man we just have a good laugh about it..... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2010 2:16:30 PM | | ^^^a queef is passing vaginal gas, usually during or after intercourse ( exercise etc) | |
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Posted: 10/17/2010 2:49:55 PM | ^^^a queef is passing vaginal gas, usually during or after intercourse ( exercise etc)
 Yeah, that c0ck pole makes a good piston (lol). | |
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Posted: 10/17/2010 3:30:33 PM | | lorri- a queef is a pu$$y fart! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 1:23:15 AM | | vaginal blood fart - VBF - I'm sure there are plenty of other names.... | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 8:34:50 AM | lorri- a queef is a pu$$y fart!
oh that ..I.thought they were normal ..well maybe they are if your piston is of significant size and length to compress air ..never had a woman embarrassed from that ...however there is something that really embarrasses a woman the first time she accidentally lets a real fart in the presents of a new lover ..and I'm like grow up we all do it some people even do it competitively ..cant understand ...a woman will fvck you ...suck your penis ...pee in front of you ..... shower with you ...walk around naked in front of you ...let you have anal sex with her....scream when you lick her pvssy ....squirt in your face till you need a lifeguard ...let you watch her have your baby .....and yet this same woman will hold a fart till she explodes or if she does happen to let one slip he turns seven shades of red and cant stop apologizing for it | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 12:15:39 PM | | Embarrassing. The funny thing is, that some men actually think a woman "queefing" during sex is a sign that they're doing something right. Yeah right. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 1:02:34 PM | | Not worth discussing when they happen........and not worth discussing......again..here | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 1:33:19 PM |
question: did it freak you out, thinking she'd actually passed gas? turn you off? make you laugh?
First time I experienced a queef it scared me...real bad. Because we had just finished watching Battlestar Galactica (classic episodes) and it came out sounding like "help, it's Lorne Greene and I'm trapped in heeeeeereee!" so I thought her vagina was haunted.
Turns out that is where Starbuck disappeared to that one time and he was funning us.
Quuef's, like nudity in Japanese public baths; seen but never noticed...well, heard but never listened to.
Unless you are like my brother, and whenever the air brakes on a semi truck or bus let off he blames his current girlfriend. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 2:41:08 PM | it's only happened to me with one girl...my ex wife.
first time it happened- holy canoli...it was like a whoopie cushion just went off...
i just froze. it scared me for a half second....
i hear muffled from the pillow "umm that was not what you thought it was"
it kinda ruined the heat of passion...BUT....
i just had to hear it again... a few times...i had to get her to hold it in a little, so I could push the button to release the air....
it somehow became a weirdly fun moment!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 3:06:12 PM | | It's only happened to me after the sex is over. TMI, but what the hell. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 4:01:48 PM | | *shrug* No big deal. I've done it with a number of partners; it just happens when things get vigorous. I think with all my partners, we've just giggled over the silliness and then gone back to sexy fun time. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 4:49:46 PM | | I didn't think much about it... I heard the noise and since it was obvious where and why I never gave it another thought... | |
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Posted: 10/18/2010 5:32:52 PM | | It's normal, happens, move on. Unless you're 15, there really is no situation there. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2010 8:15:56 AM | Evidence of the P|_|$$\/ TROLL!
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My local parish priest taught us young boys not to play with women "down there" before marriage. He said theres a troll in wicked womens "down there". He said if we feel horney we should see him first.
Queefs are the circumstantial evidence of Vaginnna dentata - I queeff therefore I'm learning to bite!
think of a Queef kinda like a burp after eating a whole cucumber... we...el kinda | |
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Posted: 10/19/2010 7:58:53 PM | | I don't think anything about it. Don't know a woman who doesn't. Not important. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2010 6:12:22 AM | Nice girls never Queef.... They just blow up when they turn 40!!!  | |
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Posted: 10/20/2010 6:25:36 AM | Most of the time, I can't even hear it when it does happen and if I do, I don't say anything about it. I don't know, maybe I think it's not polite to give a reaction, but my mind is really on other things. I guess if you are thinking about those things then it's probably not as intense as it should be?
Someone once mentioned to me that the reason there are his and her bathrooms is because women are not supposed to present these things to men. I guess I find that laughable, but understandable that some things are personal. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2010 9:45:06 AM | Its the Puuuuzzy troll saying "enough already!"
why a "fanny fart" I would think more like a fanny burp?
farts are generated by enzymes and friendly digestion helping bacteria in the intestines generating gas.
the fanny has neither the same enzymes nor the same above mentioned bacteria in sufficient quantities to generate enough gas to be violently expelled in a manner to which this sound "the fanny fart" is generated.
The origin of this gas is just trapped air in the vaginal canal as Mr. Wobbley ( the P**s)
repetively enters afore mentioned potential space.
so it can be better compared with eating a tasty satisfying meal.
I many cultures around the world It is considered polite and an act of respect to your host to burp after dinner in order to show your appreciation for the meal.
Thus I would I think the "fanny fart" as most would have this wonderful and endearing sound be called , would rather be more better represented in a less darker and more socially acceptable verbal choice as a "C*** burp"
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Posted: 10/21/2010 7:58:59 AM | ^^^a queef is passing vaginal gas
Let's be clear.It's not "gas", it's air that
get's sucked in and "queefed out"during sex.
Well....at least mines not gas.
My local parish priest taught us young boys not to play with women "down there" before marriage. He said theres a troll in wicked womens "down there". He said if we feel horney we should see him first.
I'll just bet he did.
Was he Catholick by any chance? | |
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Posted: 10/23/2010 8:23:36 PM | any guy who would think this is something that is gross, really shows their immaturity!! LOL. if you're having sex with a woman, pushing in and out of her vagina in which air gets pushed in there.. were else do you expect it to go? it can only come out. it's not 'gas' it's air and some men can be so childish. take a sex education lesson!
i can admit, sometimes it can be funny because it breaks the silence.. but otherwise, if some men have problems with it then maybe they should continue having sex with themselves and don't deserve something they don't care to understand (a woman and her body). | |
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