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Thought I would have a little fun on here and see if you've noticed the following in your travels :

The language of POF that is on 50% of all women’s profiles :

Statement : I’m happy with my life and really don’t need anyone, but would like someone special to share my life with .
Translation: I’m sick and tired of cutting the lawn and shoveling the driveway etc.
Statement: I’m as comfortable in a pair of jeans as I am in an evening gown .
Translation: You’re going to see me mostly in jeans, but don’t be cheap and take me out on the town.
Statement: Game players need not respond to my profile
Translation: I’m getting sick and tired of going out with the good looking men, giving up the candy and then they’re gone!!!
Statement: Serial daters need not apply!
Translation: I’m on a mission and my shelf life is dwindling.
Statement : If you’re going to email me … make it creative and not just a “Hi there”
Translation: I would like you to waste a lot more time on me, before I read and delete your letter.
Statement : I will not settle for less than I deserve
Translation : I’ve just gotten out of a bad relationship … so look out !!!
Statement : I exercise 4 to 5 times a week
Translation : I’m single , have no children and I’m still hoping to meet someone at the gym
Statement: I like to eat healthy
Translation : Don’t expect to bring your sorry ass over to my place with a six pack and a pizza on a Friday night
Statement: Must not be looking for an intimate encounter... even though your pics show large amounts of cleavage and or you're sprawled out over your bed.
Translation: Nothing in life is free.
Statement: People tell me I look 10 years younger than I am.
Translation: I've lived a pampered life and have had little to no stress in it.
Statement: I'm more attracted to men younger than I.
Translation: My husband/boyfriend left me for a younger woman.
Statement: I'm very attractive,intelligent and successful and you should be also.
Translation: I'm a malignant narcissist looking for same.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 10/31/2010 6:48:41 AM
I think some of your translations are right, but others need work.
My suspicions would be...
"People tell me I look 10 years younger than I am." = I like to THINK of myself as younger than I am, and I know several people who are willing to help me delude myself, I hope YOU will too!

"I'm more attracted to men younger than I." (Like that's unusual). = Please don't copy me in this, or I wont find any.

"Game players need not respond to my profile." PLEASE don't if you are one, I'm a sucker for them. Otherwise, I wouldn't have to mention it.

"I'm very attractive,intelligent and successful and you should be also." = I am very sensitive about how I appear to others, and if I associate myself with anyone of lesser status than I aspire to, my stuck-up imaginary friends will disown me. Same as being a malignant narcissist, just a tad more descriptive.
 ginamontecino
Joined: 9/26/2010
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Posted: 11/12/2010 9:26:43 AM
Funny and interesting observations.
 Cool_November
Joined: 10/13/2010
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Posted: 11/13/2010 3:58:02 AM
I'd like to add one if I may,......

I'm Brutally honest=I dont know when to keep my big mouth shut.
 try1more
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Posted: 11/20/2010 6:22:24 PM
i'm looking for a man thats honest and romantic....only tells me the lies i want to hear.
i'm not a natural blonde...it's just a better match for my intelligence.
i'm very tactile...lay a finger on me n i'll deck ya!
i'm very talkative...i nag.
i'm a confident woman...i boast a lot.
i'm seeking a sophisticated man...everything in life should be balanced.
i prefer to live a simple life...you earn the money i spend it.
i want a sensitive man...they are easy to bully.
players need not apply (pleeeease)...yep! i'm vain n gullible.
i'm looking for an intelligent man...i'm a natural blonde.
good communication is important...i'm so insecure, you wont believe the number of txt's your gonna get.
my children dont need a father...they each have one of their own.
no serial daters...there are two reasons you should delete your profile, one is meet me the other is post this list
 Redlance71
Joined: 2/2/2009
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Posted: 11/20/2010 9:30:41 PM
If you are into drama move on" - Drama queen.

"I want to be spoiled and treated like the princess my daddy always said I was " - Wants things in life to be free, lazy and probably unreliable
 Fisted_Sister
Joined: 11/10/2010
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Posted: 12/4/2010 4:36:18 AM

Statement: Game players need not respond to my profile
Translation: I’m getting sick and tired of going out with the good looking men, giving up the candy and then they’re gone!!!


Lol! Coming from a female with personal experience I can vouch for this one unfortunately.
 PinkSeaPrincess
Joined: 11/29/2010
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Posted: 12/7/2010 11:54:38 AM
sad.. I think there isnt a woman alive that isn't guilty of this. Although we lie like dogs about it
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