| | Sex on the International Space StationPage 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Ok, as of today, there have been 216 different people who have been to the ISS, many of them women. I have to wonder, during all the time we've had people going into space, has anyone had sex in space yet? At the very least, I have to think a guy has tried rubbing one out, but of course we never hear of these "firsts". But with multi-gendered crews, one has to wonder what the best position is in space?
And... yes, it's been a slow day.
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/14/2011 6:01:50 PM | Masturbating in space sounds very dangerous. It would be very easy for your own sperm to come back and hit you in the face which would be really embarrassing or potentially the best thing that ever happened to you. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2011 6:16:23 PM | girls could get away with it... and we can swallow too. so, I'm sure there's lots of gravity free freaky ass sex in space... I mean, how could you not have sex in space if you were given the opportunity.
They have lots of straps and things too... for the flight | |
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Posted: 4/14/2011 7:20:24 PM | You can bet your ass if I was up there......I'd have to experience the no gravity effect!
Makes my mind go a bit crazy with the possibilities! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2011 8:32:30 PM | Kinda gives the old saying "around the world" a whole new meaning eh?? lol
I can only imagine that some 'difficult' positions would be much easier in zero gravity.
Would everything suddenly become 'perky' too??
Bluez | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/15/2011 4:11:51 AM |
I'm sure there's lots of gravity free freaky ass sex in space... I mean, how could you not have sex in space if you were given the opportunity.
Oh, baby, I wanna party with you!!!! Each new place, new frontier, you haven't been to yet is a prime place to fvck!!??? Uber charming world view, imho. 
I thought there was a "do not take off your suit" rule.
I think that's only for stepping outside the ship. Inside, I think they have those Dr. Denton flaps and access points, but maybe without the feets. Lol
some 'difficult' positions would be much easier in zero gravity.
Hmmm, to get the zero gravity thing, you'd have to take off the special magnetic stick-to-surface boots, but you'd lose all your leverage. I usually need leverage, something to push off of, in order to thrust into something else. Without "thrust power", she'd have to be one of those special women with a "snapper" pvssy, lol. You know, grip, release, grip, release. Not just anybody knows that Jedi trick.
Would everything suddenly become 'perky' too??
Lol. I don't think sooo. I mean, it's not like water, where the tits float to the top.
 No one part would be more weightless than any other, although, things would probably stay where you put 'em, no drop-downs. But there probably wouldn't be any "earthquakes" either, 'cept for/with the snapper pvssies.
And there wouldn't be any drooling, either.
I suspect that if there was erotic potential in Blue's space-sex concept, the porn industry would somehow have exploited/depicted/already covered it. I mean, I get all my moves and tricks from porn. Doesn't everybody, in this age of instant web info? | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/15/2011 7:44:12 AM |
Ok, as of today, there have been 216 different people who have been to the ISS, many of them women. I have to wonder, during all the time we've had people going into space, has anyone had sex in space yet? At the very least, I have to think a guy has tried rubbing one out, but of course we never hear of these "firsts". But with multi-gendered crews, one has to wonder what the best position is in space?
this reminds me of that skit on the muppets when I was a kid called "Pigs in Space" | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/15/2011 8:08:44 AM |
I have to wonder, during all the time we've had people going into space, has anyone had sex in space yet?
Yes. They specifically seek out women that squirt.
It's in the manual.
I guess it's an emergency propulsion system.
Just in case.
I'm not sure they do have sex or masturbate in space.
I was under the impression that there were cameras, everywhere, 24 hours a day the entire time they were up there, they just don't release it to the public.
But with multi-gendered crews, one has to wonder what the best position is in space?
Wow some nasty thoughts come to mind.
How about they tend to send like 1 or 2 women with a bunch of guys so if they do have sex they can make her airtight.
Or probably anal so less movement and greater "tightness."
Or just floating around in a 69 position.
I wonder if space suits have built in fake vaginas for the men, and vibrating panties for the women. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2011 1:50:40 PM | VGE I'm being totally legit serious when I say I'd give any thing to have a ticket on the next space station launch from Cape Canaveral to go and try "Doggy Style" in a zero gravity environment.
sign me up. | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/15/2011 1:50:46 PM | It might be tough to get good traction.... gotta have good traction....
Houston! We have a problem.... there seems to be a discharge emitting form the forward thruster!
Forget sending Rf signals into space.... a new project would be sending some DNA floating out into space! I can see it now... the first alien contact by humans could result in paternity suits! | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 4/15/2011 6:03:51 PM |
with multi-gendered crews, one has to wonder what the best position is in space?
Hey! Gay astronauts like sex too, you know.
Not that that would really help us with propagation of the human race. | |
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Posted: 4/16/2011 5:57:45 PM | In Space....No-one can hear you cum.
Hey Ripley turn off your suit microphone! In Alien 1 her puzzy did survive!
jizz-tro (xtro) - Some extra-terresrials aren't so sticky.
Battingstar Galactika
Space 6969
Sex trek - fill me up Spock
Can you imagine with jizz flying in the air, the controls would be sticky.
jack-off competition in zero gravity - the whacky space race
peeing in free air and no gravity?
a bubble of water hit an "exploding white mouse" in zero gravity would look like......a wet cotton supernova hmmm supernovas sounds like a brand name for space-age ladies "hygiene products" mysterons? 
Euphemisms
docking you skylab
quick rendezvous
He jettisoned his space-goo allover "her helmet". hah! girls finally get to have a helmet in space!
tethered sex would be mandatory S-BDSM In space...no-one can hear you scream...or beg .....
even when weeweebob is not hard it'll still point up (no gravity) breasts and balls won't "sag" with age ooooh yeah!
Having sex would require some kind of modifiable mutual bondage system. without gravity Newtons second law might be a "pain in the ass if a crew-mate is watching!
My experiment- to jack off and watch "/lost in space" Dr. Jackery Smith:-"Oh the pain, the humiliation my dear boy..."
not enough sex you'll get space bawls?
Labia and scrotums will shrink?
in zero G, who's really on top?
Lets do it "reverse spacegirl"!
no more anal honey...my assssteroids are killing me!
I wanna sputnik all over you vostoks! | |
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Posted: 4/16/2011 10:04:24 PM | Katherina Freiin Schell von Bauschlott
- Hopefully she turns up to meet you or you might develop a very bad case of RSI Carpal tunnel syndrome of tennis elbow! well you could always programm a robot.....Hmm I wonder whats it like? ahemmm.....anyways
personally I preferred the those purple haired lunar sex goddess minxeses {precious...precious} from the series UFO.
They're pretty tight.....tight as a tiger!
or close encounters of the sixth kind ......screwing a space travelling octopus type alien
Ohhh the suction! the pulsing blue rings! , the 9 month growth on the side of my head then I'd be an instant grandbrother to a hybrid with telekinesis and mind control powers to lure more unsuspecting 40+ vixens to my pleasure capsule as we orbit "URANUS",.... #smack OoW I wake up.....
eh very scifi wot? | |
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Posted: 4/17/2011 8:58:20 PM | they ave actually been doing research on how to properly have sex in space and so far it looks like the little bit that can be done would be very boring. need a special room so you couldn't damage any equipment with floating... stuff, and need lots of straps and stuff unless your satisfied with holding on to each other and not really doing much thrusting.
but i can pretty much guarantee that people have masturbated up there and probably oral too. i mean how many chances would you get the chance to do something like that lol. i know i would | |
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Posted: 4/18/2011 12:27:15 AM | Bilby gave the correct solution: BONDAGE (Not Dr. Holly Goodhead in Moonraker).
The logistical problem is leverage and grip - too much when sleeping - so they have straps to keep themselves on the sleeping racks (mostly) and not flail about or go on a sleep-EVA in their birthday suit.
Using those same racks, one could strap a partner down, or harness oneself to the carriage to prevent flying away violently from an over-enthusiastic thrust.
I guess a velcro suit might work too, or maybe wrist bands and anklets and a belt. Write up a proposal and let's get some funding. | |
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| Sex on the International Space Station
Posted: 3/13/2012 7:16:51 AM | I could squirt for miles in space! hahah!
How novel?
How unique?
Thank you Newton, thank you God
Oh and Galileo my man...keep the faith! | |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 7:52:24 AM | "Capt. Spurt come to the bridge immediately!......unidentified white foreign matter has been spotted in the ship"
"Mr. Sperm, run an analysis on this substance right away"
"Mr. Jerkoff, put us in warp 3 and pull us out of orbit!"
"Youwhora, keep all channels of communication open"
"Boner, we may need antibodies if this is a virus"
"Capt. Spurt, the substance has been analyized.....it seems to be a clump of your tadpoles that has attached itself to the lithium crystals in the main generator......did you not use your whackpack to contain yourself.......again?" | |
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