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| | worst date u went onPage 1 of 29 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29) | | went on a dat with this chick and she said she wanted to go have a few drinks but then it turned into her being competitive and wanted to go shot for shot and she said she could hold her liquor so i said lets doit and after 6 shots of jeager guess what happened to her she puked on me at the bar from across the table worst ****ing date in the world | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 12:49:06 PM | Wow that's rough, I'm sorry that happened to you.
The worst one I went on was with a guy from this site. We had been talking for a few days before and he seemed okay at the time, a little dorky, but whatever. At the actual date, he proceeded to tell me his entire life story with every skeleton in his family's closet. Going on and on about his sister going through rehab, family issues rising from his father being a truck driver, his brother knocking up his girlfriend and dropping out of college, and it just kept going and going... Wayyyy too much information that I don't want to be hearing from anyone, especially meeting them for the first time.
I practically ran away from him at the end of the date. Didn't give him a hug or anything.  | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 1:31:09 PM | | Yep you win! I can not remember anything close to that. | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 1:34:37 PM | | Could not stop laughing,I'm sorry...But,yes one guy had a dog that was determined to keep his head in my crotch,he would not but the little horny hound away..I remember telling him that he might have gotten lucky,but his pit have already beat him to it...... | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 1:36:48 PM |
went on a dat with this chick and she said she wanted to go have a few drinks but then it turned into her being competitive and wanted to go shot for shot and she said she could hold her liquor so i said lets doit and after 6 shots of jeager guess what happened to her she puked on me at the bar from across the table worst ****ing date in the world
Should told her that she lost... now she has to give up the goods.
"Spread'em!" | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 1:50:30 PM | Dogs and dates.....
That is the winner of all....I have 3 dogs and don't allow jumping let alone humping.
I have a worst date....
Guy and I went out on a third date for dinner. Third in 3 weeks. Nothing serious at this point, still in the getting to know you stage and see where it goes. Well, we went to a cool place on the water. There was a mix of families, couples, and singles on the patio. Pretty relaxed summer night. Apparently that was the time he chose to pick for deciding that it is time to tell me that he wants to move in with me right away. Needless to say, that was the last time I saw the guy.
There was another but it involves animals and although none were harmed during the date, its along the lines of Mr. Messages. Although the dog was excited I did not let him jump on my leg and hump away.  | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 1:56:46 PM | | Getting thrown up on is certainly no damn fun at all.....I can only imagine what I would have said if someone would have done that to me. Dog humping is just not right. The owner should have intervened and removed the dog from the situation immediately, there is no excuse to allow your animal to do this. All in all though I did have to laugh at this post | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 2:19:04 PM | Perhaps I was filmed for a coming episode of America's 'Funniest' Home Videos. The "When Animals Attack" version..
If not, suggest it and at least earn a profit off of it!! But..if you go home feeling like a total tramp...then you would probably feel like a hooker getting paid for it | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 3:03:25 PM | | I went on a date with this girl, she had me come over to her house where i found out she smoked like a pack a day. She said i have a surprise for you, and came out with her newborn son. After her mother took the baby to another room we sat down to watch a moive. A little while later she started scratching her head, and than infront of me took her clip on weave off...... needless to say i got out of there very soon after and yea had a few beers with my friends in a futile attempt to forget the date. | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 5:55:57 PM |
I have 3 dogs and don't allow jumping let alone humping.
That could be a good addition to your profile...LOL!
This thread is cracking me up! Dogs do the "darnedest" things...
It wasn't a date, but I went to a woman's home to have pizza and watch a movie. I met her children for the first (and last) time. Her daughter reminded her to get a thermometer at the store, and her teenage son said something like "Yeah, so she can stick it up her A$$." Then her youngest said "Aren't we having a great time". Whew!!!
Modivin - But..if you go home feeling like a total tramp...then you would probably feel like a hooker getting paid for it
LOL!! | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 7:00:29 PM | | Being puked on is a risk you run when your first date is in a bar and start doing shots. Despite her claim, you don't know her well enough to know if she can hold her liquor or not. | |
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Posted: 10/8/2011 8:19:57 PM | In 2001 I dated someone who thought he had discovered a "new" band called the Rolling Stones when he bought their CD.
When I sang along to "Ruby Tuesday" he want nuts, demanding to know how I already knew about his new band.
Stupidest guy I'd ever met.
He was a lawyer. | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 2:54:26 AM | | My worst date was about 8 years ago. Went on a lunch date that lasted about 90 minutes. Her 2 teenagers and 1 adolescent called 17 times, during the date. None of these calls were urgent. Yes I counted out loud enough for her to hear once we got to the third call. We actually went on a second date several months later. We went to a movie, where she only got 6 calls from the kids. As in the first date, each call lasted 3-5 minutes. There was no third date. Two bad dates with the same woman earns 2 thumbs down. | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 5:00:13 AM | mine was a few years ago, I went out with this guy who I'd met on another dating site.
He turned up looking almost nothing like his pics, a few similar traits, but I thought I'd bite the bullet and see if he had anything to offer.
He picked me up a road or two over from where I lived at the time, I got in the car and we drove into the next town - the journey there was weird because there was no music/radio on in the car (he couldnt concentrate), there was no talking (I tried but he was concentrating on driving) so I sat there very bored while he did this Quasimodo impression, hunched right up over the top of the wheel - and he wasnt even that tall to warrant doing that.
In the end we went into a pub, I had one drink (Diet Coke if I remember correctly) and kept my exit in mind. We talked for a bit, although there were long uncomfortable silences and he didnt really initiate conversation whatsoever....and in the end I faked an excuse about having to get home to do coursework (this was back in the days I was at college).
On the way back to the car he grabbed at my hand - I politely pulled away and suggested he not try it again. Again, no talking on the way back as concentration on the road was paramount! (and by this time I wasnt in the mood tbh)
He dropped me off in the same place he'd picked me up, I politely said my goodbyes and I got the hell out of there! Never spoke to him again! | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 9:01:42 AM | | I am so sorry so many people had so many bad experiences..My worst date was last night. We met for a drink at a local bar. We live 5 minutes away from each other. The place was 8 minutes away on Rt 9. He never confirmed the date and I had to call him 20 minutes before the date to see if we were on. Anyway..Got to the bar exactly 10pm the time we said we were going to meet. The place, I thought was a little noisy and I thought once he came here maybe we would go to a more quiet place..This jerk called me off the hook..saying he is lost. Texting me and calling. Finally I tell him exactly where the place is and he wants me to stay on the phone with him until he arrives..I told him no. You are a big boy now and find the place..So he arrived a half hour late..Never apologized and proceeded to insult me and judge me the whole hour we spent together. He never offered me a drink and finally said he was leaving. I said I was staying and I just thank the lord the his true colors came shining through on this one time meeting!! Sometimes people are deceitful..because on the phone he was very pleasant and complimentary! | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:07:05 AM | I had one bad date when I met this lady for a 1st date. She had her teenage son tag along. I get to talk the because he was there. I think they were looking to get a free meal.
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:20:46 AM | Great thread! There have been many on this topic. I enjoyed the dog story! lol
I've told mine several times, can't really figure out which are worst, so I will post 2 of the many I have! All happened with people I met on here, while not up there with puke and dog leg humping, they are unique in their own right.
First met a woman on here, we emailed and chatted for several weeks. We agreed to a meet, at a local restaurant for dinner. I arrived 20 minutes early, so went to the bar for a drink. As I sat there and waited, I noticed a woman, at the entrance to the bar, there were 2 large rubber plants on either side of the entrance, she was hiding behind one of those peeking out. I realized it was my date, she looked exactly like her picture.
I proceeded to wait a few minutes, then approached her. She informed me, that she wasn't sure she could trust me. So I explained I would finish my drink, if she choose to join me, great! If not I would leave. I went back and finished my drink over the next 10 minutes, then paid my bill, and left. She was still lurking behind the plant as I strolled out and never said a word! WEIRD!!
The next one was a classic sex story, well not so classic as surprising. Again same scenario met a woman on here emailed and chatted on the phone, set up a dinner date at the same restaurant as the other date. We met, sat out on the terrace and had a great dinner and conversation. As we finished coffee the waiter came and took the check.
As he left, she smiled and leaned over the table and said "my place or yours?" I was kinda like a deer in the headlights. Stupidly I said "Gee I thought we'd get to know each other better before we got to that", I'm not a first date sex kinda guy.
The terrace had filled up with about 25 people at 10 or 12 tables around us. She now changed her expression and stood up and said in a loud voice "WHAT?? I am not good enough to GO TO BED WITH?!?!" Of course everyone turned to look at me, and I wanted to crawl under the table.
The waiter returned with the receipt, and while she ranted on, I quickly signed it and fled, with her still yelling behind me.
Needless to say, I never returned to that restaurant for dates. Maybe it was the food or just the atmosphere, crazy huh? | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 10:21:30 AM |
**Now I know you ladies reading this may be laughing at me from behind the safety of your keyboards Lol ,you are so right...as far as seeing her again,sometimes u have to take good w the bad | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 11:27:53 AM | Well for me it wasn't exactly the date in itself that went wrong but the entire relation, if that's even worth being called a relation that is. The reason as to why I share this here, is because we went on a total of ONE date. We had talked a couple of times before, sometimes on chat sometimes by email (on this site) sometimes by phone, and thus we have decided to meet up at some point. She said she was downtown and asked me if we could meet up (not one day before, 1 hour before) it was fair to say, I wasn't ready as I was very tired and hadn't slept for 2 days, but then again I couldn't really refuse. I mean common she was 3 blocks away ! haha! . So turns out we had this somewhat awkward date, but quite interesting eventhough, we went to this store that had quite interesting kitsch-styled articles and then we went to this Turkish restaurant and bought bread from it, all in all it was a rather intriguing date. Thing is it sortof ended in the weirdest ways ever, on a second thought maybe it was a lay that she needed, but still.. here is how it went. She said "well that was fun, the next store im going to , I don't know if you are willing to come or not?" and I said "uh .. well I can come if you want.. ??" and she said " oh well , I'm going to Zellers, buying some very private things.." "I don't know if I'd be confortable to go with someone " ....................... I mean uh ? lol? She could've simply just said that she had to go , why did she have to go through all of that story, i mean maybe she had meant something else entirely but I wasn't awake enough to get it, but still. I was quite confused.
All I said was well , If you're not confortable I guess I'd let you go, we keep in touch for next time.. after that, she left. 2 hours later she sends me a smiley face in a text. ???
so then weeks have passed, and even months. I think that at that point with no news whatsoever, It's fair to say that the person is simply not interested. I have messaged a couple of times, since she was moving. asked about how she was doing with it n stuff : no reply. nothing.
so as I said, a couple of months passed by, and then outof the blue she sends me this text : "hey I know u messaged a couple of times, I couldn't really reply to you I was busy . anyways I'm sorry. this whole online dating thing has not worked properly for me in the past so i'm not really into that as It scares me quite a bit, I'm sorry I haven't been your fish" (what the **** ?)
I mean this girl is a serious member, or supposedly serious on plentyoffish. and shes online every single time i connect to it. and um, if you didn't want to care why did you message me u know?
Anyways, I was quite perpelexed, and didn't know what to do or say after that
hope I'm not too much off topic .
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Posted: 10/9/2011 4:33:01 PM | One date I went on seemed OK BUT !!
She lived a few miles away so I suggested she might know a place. Never been to it she said but I hear that its nice . Started with a drink but as evening wore on she suggested we eat. Now at this point someone came in and called her by her christian name !! Oh she didn't know the place then ??? She then chose the most expensive stuff off the menu. OOOO isn't this chocolate divine etc. Yep she had obviously had it before. Of course I got saddled with the bill but that wasn't a problem. We seemed to part company OK and I drove the 10 miles home. Opened my email box to find a 2 page essay on what she didn't like about me and what she thought was wrong with me !!! No I didn't reply !!
I can relate to the throwing up one only she did it in my car. Always fun washing the stuff out of handles and storage areas in the door !!
One was a clairvoyant !!! Hmm some clairvoyant as she couldn't forsee that I didn't want to see her again. Kept on asking why !!!
The funniest POF date was one who turned up looking like a fairy princess. The only thing missing was the want. She ran a pub and took me back to parade the prize in front of her regulars. !! A year later she contacted me again and I told her that we had already met but she insisted that we meet again. We arranged a date and then chatted for a few days. She cancelled the date because she feared for her safety because I knew to much about her !! But thats not the end !! 2 further years later she contacts me AGAIN saying she would like to meet because she loves my profile. !!
Finally and the scarey one. On the second date I turned up at her house and she was virtually comatose with drink. I called the paramedics it was so bad and then put her to bed and worried for days what I could have been accused of .
Is it me or do I attract nutters !! | |
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Posted: 10/9/2011 7:20:25 PM | Don't feel to bad man! I wouldn't consider this the worst, however my experience just last night, was with a woman who " claims " she was exhausted, and put on one hell of an Emmy winning performance. My thoughts were, " then why did you want to meet up to begin with"?
Anyhow, after a grueling hour and half of conversations that went absolutely no where...she began to " pretend " here eyes were heavy. So we bid well to each other, and went our separate ways. What was funny though, is when I returned home, to check my emails on this site...she was already listed as " online " and perusing her next victim!
Some people?
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Posted: 10/10/2011 1:27:31 PM | Worst date?
Started talking to this guy via a mutual friend from facebook. He told me he was divorced. We get to the restraunt, order our dinner and start drinking wine, where he proceeds to tell me that it's a "War of the Roses" active divorce. He mentions that they separated 2 months prior and she filed. Said he had a mistress and it was made public and proceeded to excuse his infidelity by saying she gained weight after their daughter was born and didnt make any attempts to loose it years later. Starts telling me about all the drama included with that, and the mistresses husband finding out, restraining orders, etc....then he shows me a PICTURE of his soon to be x wife AND mistress on his phone!!! LOL!
Im sitting there, just downing my wine, hoping the food will come quick and we can just part our separate ways...LOL | |
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Posted: 10/10/2011 7:23:09 PM | you, sir... still win the prize!
Thank you for the laughs :)
Hopefully you've had better luck since... | |
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Posted: 10/10/2011 7:37:14 PM | | I went out on a date with a guy from here. We had been chatting and talking on the phone for a while. One day we decided to meet and go out for dinner.. I liked this guy! Well everything was going perfect! when my phone rang and there was a lady calling asking me if her husband was enjoying his stake. I guess he forgot to tell me he was married and his wife was spying on him. I practically ran out of the restaurant. YIKES! | |
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