| | Your favorite Date mishapsPage 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Lets here some peoples dating mishaps.
I will start.
I once slipped on my trucks running board slamming my shin and falling into a rain soaked parking lot right after my date got into the truck.
After a movie, I stretched and the movie theater chair broke (it was hilarious)
Forgetting just how slippery bowling shoes are
Only ones that stick out in my mind, lets hear yours! | |
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Posted: 10/20/2011 3:11:04 AM | ^^^I dunno...once at a late night taqueria with a date (that's a taco place)....I noticed I had beans under my fingernail...
then realized I had no beans on my plate or in my taco... | |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:11:46 PM | my car door fell off its hinges in the middle of nowhere and we had no mobile reception 
at leaast it gave us something to laugh about later haha | |
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Posted: 10/27/2011 9:24:35 PM | "I dunno...once at a late night taqueria with a date (that's a taco place)....I noticed I had beans under my fingernail...
then realized I had no beans on my plate or in my taco..."
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Boon...
OMG. Holy $%!t
 
I guess everything is "holy?" 
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Posted: 11/5/2011 7:29:47 AM | | Years ago I had just gotten a Jeep...CJ5. I took a date and some friends out 4-wheelin and ended up stuck in a mud pit. We had been drinking...of course. I fumbled with this 4 wheel drive stuff for a sec and they told me to back out and they'd try to push. I hopped in, tossed it in reverse, reved it up and just as I popped the clutch I glanced forward just in time to see a rooster tail of mud cover my date ! Well, that ended that....lol. | |
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Posted: 11/5/2011 12:22:38 PM | oh god, you guys really had me laughing. Thanks for sharing those ones :)
Mine is probably when I had the "perfect" first date setup. We met in a cafe, had a drink, walked her friend to the bus-stop, I passed the jerk test (nuff said). So, we are walking, and she points in the direction of the aquarium, and I'm thinking I'm not paying the entry fee for a first date (I was a bit cheaper then), so I say that the seawall is quite nice to walk along. Some time later she hands me her purse and asks me to wait for her, then walks into the bushes. It then dawns on me that the washrooms were also in the direction she was pointing... So... as I'm sitting there thinking how could this get worse and what would my mother say if she ever found out... a nice couple that had just passed by, came back and told me there was a very concerned woman around this big bush I was sitting next to. So, I go around and find out it's my date... thinking I had made off with her purse! | |
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Posted: 11/11/2011 1:32:55 PM | | Not really a mishap but. I went on a blind date and we went skinny dipping at the end of the night. We drove to her house which was about 25 miles away buck naked ( she drove). On the highway, I almost wanted to get pulled over just to see the cops reaction. I still see her around, as a matter of fact on here. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2012 7:48:10 PM | So I have this pretty little blonde with me. We proceed to stomp around to all the parties we can, my buddy driving his huge Ford pickup. After an evening of this, we figure we'll go back to my place to finish the second bottle of whisky. It was winter, and trying to carry this pretty,but very loaded lady, I wiped out a few times, causing her to shriek and cry out. I lived in a basement suite and, being inherently lazy had neglected to shovel snow off the stairs. We slid down on my butt.
The best part of this story...she couldn't keep it together and stop crying so I carried her back to the truck and we were going to drive her home and carry on partying. We got a few hundred yards up the road when we were pulled over by cops. Three cars had us...we liost the last of the whisky...and the girl! The cops took her away and said they'd bring her home. Shheeesh! It took a few drunken phone calls to confirm that they had, indeed, driven her home.
I'd like to say we're together happy ever after, but things just got weirder. I lost a few friends...gained a few bruises... | |
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Posted: 5/26/2012 6:39:32 PM | | Here is a good one or two. I was about eighteen, been out drinking, picked up this really pretty girl who had a big butt. But that never stopped the no conscience thinker down below, I get to my friends place he had already started college so he had his own section of the house, no mommy interference. After a long night and work early the next morning I fell asleep. Well my friend liked chubby girls and I guess he thought he was kind of stealing this one away from me, I just wanted to sleep. About three days later he called me screaming that the girl gave him crabs. I just could not stop laughing then and now. The next one is about a girl I am friends with to this day. It was lust, she was extremely pretty, Italian English combo. She was a lot of fun to be with too she never acted like a prima dona, well one night we are all down by the ocean drinking. She grabs my hand and says lets take a walk, she went behind some big rocks leaving me as sentry. When she returned I asked her what she used to wipe for when she had exited for the big rock she was empty handed. She said "oh its warm out I will just drip dry", I laughed so hard I fell down the hill. We were rather plastered. | |
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Posted: 5/28/2012 7:11:26 PM | | went to pick up a girl I had been out with once before. I came sneaking up behind her as she sat on a 3' brick wall. I grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her back to scare her. It did scare her, it made her fart pretty loud. 30 years later, maybe it was a good thing - she didn't have to worry about holding all that in through the night! | |
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Posted: 5/28/2012 7:48:21 PM | | Not sure if this is so much a mishap but two very unfortunate ideas, I had met a very beautiful girl and had been on one very pleasant date with her but just to take a walk in a local public garden, the second date I decided to make a bit special so I decided to drive 30 miles down the road to the nearest bowling alley, I had just had a new flash blaupunkt stereo fitted in my car that was probably worth more than the car itself , however on the drive to meet her I realised that whenever the stereo was on my headlights would diminish to almost nothing, wanting so much to impress her with my stereo I then proceeded to take her on the drive of death, with good music playing but barely being able to see the road, I had also decided to wear a new coat on the second date, it was a long black matrix style coat that I thought was really cool but had bought in two sizes too big for me as it was the only size in the shop. After returning home I realised how small the big coat made my head look. We survived our drive there and back...just, but the stupid coat and good stereo did not outweigh the sheer terror I had just put her through! Suffice to say there was no third date, I still have the coat but I never grew in to it as I had hoped and it turned out the headlight stereo situation was due to a very simple fuse fault that the mechanic didn't even bother to charge me for the following day. | |
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Posted: 5/29/2012 12:14:54 PM | I had a first date with a very good-lookiing man, my first date in a very long time so I was pretty nervous.
We walk into the resturant and being a gentlement, he pulls out a chair for me.
I was so nervous that I didn't realize the chair was for me, so I ran over and sat in his chair leaving him standing there holding my chair out.
He just laughed and kinda wiggled the chair, hinting it was for me, so I got up and sat in the chair he was holding out feeling like an idiot.
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I even have an ex-date misshap that just happened today.
I live in a compound with my ex so I see him every day and we've gotten to the point where we don't acknowledge each other any more. So I walked by him today, head down, and just as I was feeling like 'good job kylia, play it cool, show him whose boss' a big gust of wind blows and my $100 bill which was in my pocket blew out and floated down the street (just like the feather in 'forest gump' I couldn't catch the damn thing)
I bolted after it, my phone shattering in the street and me running like an idiot down the middle of the road trying to catch my money, then picking up the pieces of my phone...
I didn't even look at him after that, I was humiliated... | |
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Posted: 5/31/2012 1:12:18 AM | | My girlfriend had a twin. Accidently made out with the wrong one when I went to pick her up to go see a movie. | |
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Posted: 6/1/2012 1:30:28 AM | Sat in a pub in Belfast, one my first "date" with my current lass, i managed to say the wrong joke.....
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman......NONE
Many heads turned, they dont like the english as it is without joking about the famine where we killed thousands of them!
In the deathly silence that followed i paniced and blurted out with "So there was an englishman, a scotsman and and Irishman...." before i realised i was only digging my own grave.
On one first date, the lass wanted to be took hunting, so i took her out with a couple of friends on the marshes on the isle of sheppey. We were lamping hare with a .22 rimfire rifle, towards the end of the night my friend who was driving managed to hit a ditch at high speed and the landy top ended then flipped and rolled several times, i woke up, had to climb out the drivers window (straight over my mate who was clean out) then open the sunroof and drag the poor lass out. Luckily she only had 2 black eyes....
Worst thing was the landy was a right-off.
When i got with my first love, she took me to meet her very "prim and proper" middle class city family, i tried to make a good impression, when all of a sudden the cat walked into the house with a half mauled pigeon in its gob, flapping wildly.... Instinctively i jumped up and grabbed it, just as her parents started to say "awww hes going to heal it" i necked the poor thing, and unfortunately, its head wasnt as firmly attached in the first place and came off in my hands as they sometimes do, blood all over me i turned, tried to smile innocently before asking what they wanted me to do with the body...... | |
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Posted: 6/2/2012 2:19:50 PM | | An ex-date mishap here. We had some fun the prior year and she kind of betrayed me and revealed three days later after she dumped me that she was in a relationship with someone else anyway. We bumped into eachother a year later after she sees me talking to a cute girl at the bar. She wants to talk to me now, and we exchange phone numbers, but I just think it is going to be friendship. We go out for lunch one day and we catch up and she mentions she is seeing someone else. She then says to me what could have been her pick up line "I have not gotten laid in a while." Not realizing that she may have wanted to hook up, I say "That's your ****ing problem." She did not have much to say after that. We pretty much stopped talking to each other a little while afterwards. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2012 4:57:57 PM | | 2 years ago I was in a olive garden and my date left (and she had driven) because the waitress was flirting with me. I swear once I noticed I just stared at the table and she still accused me... | |
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Posted: 8/2/2012 8:06:32 PM | | I was on a date first time meeting her she said," She didn't bring her teeth cause were the same age." I just turned 40 WTF I just quietly had dinner paid the bill and left.. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2012 9:32:47 PM | When I was 15, a neighbor boy, Tony, took me to the drive-in movie. At age 17, Tony said he was going to become a Catholic priest.
As we jounced into the drive-in space in his old car, the board holding up the front seat slipped. Suddenly we were lying on our backs. I looked at Tony. "A priest, eh?" I said dryly. We laughed through the entire movie. | |
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Posted: 8/4/2012 3:26:30 PM | ok so i was with my ex, and we went to meet the family, and i meant to say red hot chiili peppers and instead, i asked his brother in law, if he had ever heard of "The red hot chilli peckers" it got worse because my ex didnt hear me or anyone else so i had to repeat myself.
Then it got worse, later on into the night, i ended up in the kitchen chair letting out a fart...to top things off his dad as a joke wrote my name on the chair, it had happened on.
it's funny now, but i have never been so embarassed in my life. | |
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