| Profanity in the workplace
Posted: 7/23/2005 12:29:28 AM | after a lil disagreement about profanity under stress we posted this at work, management did not enjoy it...
Dear Employees,
It has been brought to managements attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due ti complaints recieved from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of acceptable new phrases are outlined here to replace the old improper slang, so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Old Phrase New Phrase
You don't know what the f__k you're doing! I think you could use more training.
She's a ball-breaking b__ch! She's an aggressive go-getter.
When the f__k do you expect me to do this? Perhaps I can work late.
No f__king way! I'm certain that's not feasible.
You've got to be sh__ting me! Really?
Tell someone who gives a f__k! Perhaps you should check with...
It's not my f__king problem! I wasn't involved with that project
What the f__k? Thats interesting.
Screw it, it won't work! I'm not sure I can implement this.
Why the hell didn't you tell me that sooner? I'll try to schedule that.
He's got his head up his a$$! He's not familiar with the issues.
Eat sh_t! You don't say?
Eat sh_t and die! Excuse me?
Eat sh_t and die motherf__ker! Excuse me, sir?
What the hell do they expect me to do? They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my a$$! Im a bit overloaded at the moment.
Ask me if I give a f__k! Of course I'm concerned.
Shove it up your a$$! I love a challenge.
Blow me! I see.
Blow yourself! Do you see?
I really don't give a sh_t! I don't think it will be a problem.
Who the hell died and made you the boss? You want me to take care of this?
Who the f__k cares? Are you sure this is a problem?
Another f__king meeting? Yes, we really should discuss this.
He's a f__king prick! He's somewhat insensitive.
F__k it, I'm on salary! I don't think you understand.
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