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 machrider
Joined: 12/1/2008
Msg: 1
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What Women Say ---------------- What Women Mean
I'll be ready in 15! ---------------- I'm ready now, I just want to make you wait.
No, Pizza's Fine. ----------------- Cheap **stard!
Size Doesn't Matter.--------------- Unless I want an orgasm.
I just want to be friends!---------- I'm doing your brother.
 beenambedie
Joined: 7/16/2011
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Posted: 1/2/2012 9:31:54 PM
I'll always be here for you------------- as long as I get what I want
I want to make you happy-------------- as long as i'm happy first
 Jimbonator62
Joined: 6/11/2006
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:40:15 PM
I do-------------I used to
Does this dress make me look fat?-----------------Tell me I'm pretty
What would you like for dinner?---------where are you taking me?
oh that was so good----------are you done yet?
 LetsGoPats
Joined: 12/23/2011
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/4/2012 5:04:12 PM
I hate guys like that----I date guys like that.


Seems to be a pretty universal one
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/4/2012 6:43:07 PM
You're all I'll ever need in a lover-----------------I hope he picked up batteries.

Honey, you do not have moobies-------------OMG his tits are perkier than mine!

I never look at other men--------------------------I look at every man.

You just gave me THE BEST orgasm ever---------It's his turn to sleep in the wet spot.

You're all man------------------------------------You smell.

No you're not going bald.-----------------------You are.
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/7/2012 8:29:48 AM
... I guess this was a "boys only girls have cooties" thread...
 machrider
Joined: 12/1/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/8/2012 4:00:41 PM
LOL

I gotta remember yours.. LOL
 mia_isabella
Joined: 11/11/2011
Msg: 8
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Posted: 1/8/2012 7:00:47 PM
so hilarious!!!
 kja71
Joined: 12/21/2011
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/9/2012 2:12:49 PM
Betty........lmao. you hit the nail on the head...
 Ami__Lynn
Joined: 8/14/2011
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/9/2012 10:52:27 PM
Oh wow...it's awful to admit, but these are pretty good. lol
 PinkLady_
Joined: 5/13/2011
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Posted: 1/10/2012 4:26:50 PM
I'll be ready in 15! ---------------- I'm ready now, I just want to make you wait.


Not quite right i dont think.....from my POV its more...



I'll be ready in 15! ------------- More like half an hour, but i'll say 15 to keep you sweet
 G00DTIM3Z
Joined: 1/20/2012
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Posted: 1/28/2012 2:14:18 AM
These are awesome
 yawning1
Joined: 3/22/2012
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Posted: 5/18/2012 1:24:11 AM
I heard the I'll be ready in 15 minutes once,....then when she wasn't even close to being ready, I left and went to the concert with another girl. Oh well, I warned her. Be ready when you say you will be. Or I leave your ass.
 hithereu31
Joined: 3/5/2012
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Posted: 5/19/2012 1:17:42 PM
So much for being honest, straight forward, and saying what you mean.
 lonewolf247
Joined: 4/3/2011
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Posted: 5/19/2012 1:41:30 PM
I would never lie to you -----------If he believes this one, he will believe any thing.
What is your profession?----------Without a lot of money, you don't generate much interest.
Do you have any Viagra -----------I need some thing catch my interest, chump, you're still fat, bald and ugly!
I am one that doesn’t go down --------That’s why they say we are like elevators, only half of us women go down.
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