| | please help me out!! i need a profile review badly!!Page 1 of 1 | | i cant seem to get any women to take interest in me. if you have any tips please let me know!!! wow this has to be 200 letters long? ok here goes, i know im not the most attractive man, but im getting some dental work done soon in the meantime i would like to score a babe or two. i need advise from a mans and a womens perspective on what im doing wrong. please help!!! | |
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| please help me out!! i need a profile review badly!!
Posted: 1/3/2012 4:16:59 PM | | Well first and foremost, you've got other pictures that are decent so you really probably shouldn't even put up the one you have as your thumbnail. Also you say you don't do drugs and then have weed as an interest? If you're going to lie about drug use just do it, otherwise you really need to change your upper section. | |
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| please help me out!! i need a profile review badly!!
Posted: 1/3/2012 4:19:52 PM | Good pictures are what you are going to need...
Prefer Not To Say under body is not gonna get many takers.
This would make me click right onto the next profile;
Just so you know, I smoke a lot of herb, and I like to drink, I hope that's no problem.
I'm taking this that you smoke weed and drink a lot. To top that off you have you do not do drugs. For crying out loud you have weed for an interest.
Why are you for a man wearing a woman's bra? Shaking my head here ! | |
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Posted: 1/3/2012 4:24:27 PM | 1. The profile picture isn't you, so dump it. Most women are going to think you're too much of a goofball at your age if they think that is you. (if you are trying to be funny, they won't get it.)
2. The finger pic-I think you may be too old to be doing that. Just my opinion tho.
3. I agree with post 2-don't lie about your drug use. 42o friendly women who use search criteria won't find you as you say you don't use drugs. Plus, if you lie on your profile, we will wonder what else you are lying about.
4. Try spacing your profile write up into easy to read paragraphs.
5. Body type-it's obvious you are at least a few pounds over. Just be honest.
6. You need some better pics. Another face shot where you are smiling, and a full body one.
good luck | |
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| please help me out!! i need a profile review badly!!
Posted: 1/3/2012 4:25:45 PM | Lioness is shaking her head.......that's mild, IMO.
You will get your profile deleted if you keep your main pic. I just think you come across as a total goof which is the only word that won't get me in trouble. Noone's going to take you seriously because you're not deserving of that. I think you'd do better with a 6 pack in a cooler in your trunk hanging out by the women's prison by the exit gate and hit on some chicks who are newly released. No, seriously.
On the OFF chance, this is supposed to be a joke, the drunk stoners wouldn't get it and noone else would be laughing.
That is a total honest review of your profile. | |
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Posted: 1/3/2012 6:39:12 PM | http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-496.htm
Found on the web.
I was going to give you credit for your final result in photoshop ...
But you didn't do it.
Someone else did.
What's the purpose for this photo?
Actually look better then you? | |
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| please help me out!! i need a profile review badly!!
Posted: 1/3/2012 6:47:02 PM | You're 43
Longest relationship under two years
You smoke weed and you drink alot and that's your only interests thing in life. WTF!!
Get serious and get off this site!
OMG You ARE Wearing a BRA! I just noticed that.....wow....double everything I said!! | |
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