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 Elgalawaat
Joined: 11/24/2008
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I was invited to a dinner at my cousin house and was surprised that his wife acted like a match maker and invited one of her Co-workers too. My cousin wife knows what I like in women Big curvy girls and this woman is the one. She is half French half German and divorced with one child. We dated 4 times like going to dinner, movies and wine tasting events. Both of us love wine. My cousin told me be a gentleman and don't embrass us with her. We became intimate after the fourth date. I never enjoyed sex that way before. Her imagination is beyond me. On Saturday I called her to come over and she did. We had dinner then sex and after few orgasms we laid naked in bed listening to music. Then she laid the bomb on me "Do you like wine enema. I did not know what to say and asked what is it. She told me after you thoroughly clean your anus with soapy water you ingest a glass of wine through you anus and hold until absorbed. I said it is too late now we will do it next weekend. I googled it and got a video from some porn site called Porn hub. wholly Cow to do it they have equipment and pumps. It looked to me very complicated. I talked to my Cousin about it and he told me be careful because he watched on the news that one woman in Texas killed her husband because she gave him too much wine and raised his blood alcohol level very high. My girl told me sex after the wine enema is out of the world. I want to keep her happy and do it to her and may be I get one too Does any one know any thing about how it is done.
I searched for it on POF and found nothing. If any one did it and can give some help it will be greatly appreciated.
 Aristotle_Amadopolis
Joined: 12/8/2011
Msg: 2
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Posted: 2/22/2012 9:12:42 AM
I searched for it on POF and found nothing. If any one did it and can give some help it will be greatly appreciated

Maybe you should have search Darwin Awards.


Sticking a wine bottle up your ass is about as smart as drinking Lysol from a styrofoam cup.


Though if you do go through with it please come back and tell us how much you enjoyed that acidic defecation as from what I know about your digestive system, you will get very drunk but you will feel the burn afterwards.

Also your lady friend sounds like a hard core alcoholic.
 Sheply_E_Dorkinhimer
Joined: 2/17/2012
Msg: 3
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Posted: 2/22/2012 9:30:12 AM
OMG did you hear the Paroxysm of laughter from the peanut gallery
God I love the forums , the entertainment value alone is worth the price of a admission
I cannot wait until one of my favorite posters from Los Angelos sees this one , good Lord.

I dont know what I can tell you Pal, Ive never heard of a wine enema , and I dont care what the woman looks like no woman is sticking anything up my ass let alone wine , I like to be a fly on the wall when the guy goes to the emergency and has to explain that to the doctor
that is just ass loony ( pardon the pun)
 soulsmilin
Joined: 4/15/2007
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Posted: 2/22/2012 9:47:02 AM
No idea about this, but the anus is the easiest way to contract hepatitis b and c , so recomend testing beforehand, and no matter how clean you think it is, it prob isn't. The tissues in your anus are used to filter out nutrition, so are able to absorb large amounts, think this possibly be quite dangerous, would recomend more research and not 'ingest' more than you would normally drink.
 bud123light
Joined: 12/1/2011
Msg: 5
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Posted: 2/22/2012 9:49:53 AM
my as well put my 2 cents in, this is a vary dangers thing to do for health reasons. The alcohol does not go through the liver and this makes you get drunk really fast. I am assuming that she has done this before so make sure you know how much wine to use, to much and you could kill her or at least put her in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. So i would talk it out for a hour or so to make sure you do screw up. Best of luck
 Rachael74bbw
Joined: 11/2/2011
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Posted: 2/22/2012 9:57:23 AM
It still goes through your liver. It will will be absorbed into the blood stream quicker, but the main danger comes from the fact that drinking wine allows your stomach to regulate how much gets into your blood and how quick, even causing you to vomit if it is required. You have no such control with an enema, so it can be dangerous or fatal.

As long as you only do a little (maybe research how much is safe) and stick to that amount then I say "why not" :) It should just be like getting very drunk very quick.
 MTL_Giant
Joined: 6/27/2010
Msg: 7
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:02:12 AM
Before doing so, imagine what your friends and family will think when they learned you died after having a bottle of wine from the wrong end. There was someone who did that with sherry and ended up dying of alcohol poisoning.
 WinterIsComing80
Joined: 11/21/2011
Msg: 8
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:26:21 AM
First of all he said one glass not a bottle of wine lol. As far as pumps and such that guy on survivor man did it with a plastic tube and a funnel. You can also do it with a female douche. There is no need to buy the expensive pumps etc. Just like with anything anal use lube and go slow. I've never had an enema but I've heard varying stories from other people. To each their own. Let us know how it goes!
 Moonchild51
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:26:44 AM

Sticking a wine bottle up your ass is about as smart as drinking Lysol from a styrofoam cup.

God help me but I am dying here!!



Never ever heard of this till now and I guess that is what the forums are for? Some new twist on things almost daily. From what I can gather, I won't be entertaining this act anytime soon....gawd!
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:33:35 AM
so is the idea to get drunk or to get laid?
or to get your ass drunk so it can get laid?
 lovefun99
Joined: 6/14/2010
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:34:24 AM
I've heard of it and also have heard that you should take it easy as your BAC shoots way up. It's like the new trend among college aged girls of inserting a vodka soaked tampon up their hoo-has for an immediate buzz.
 Blah_User_Name
Joined: 8/27/2011
Msg: 12
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:36:04 AM
What the heck would the Medical Examiner record as the cause of death ? Mis-adventure ? Alchohol Poisoning ? Stupidity ?

Haha - Great Aunt Ethel will be riddled with guilt for years for the annual gift of cheap ass wine each Christmas !
 kja71
Joined: 12/21/2011
Msg: 13
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:42:30 AM
OK forget about wine up your ass....lovefun did you say a vodka soaked tampon? What idiot was making a martini and thought "hey im gonna soak this tampon in it and put it in my vajayjay and see if I get drunk." WTF? I can see it now, instead of drunk gummy bears at sorority parties... Drunk tampons!!!!
 faerlan
Joined: 1/12/2012
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:44:58 AM

What the heck would the Medical Examiner record as the cause of death ? Mis-adventure ? Alchohol Poisoning ? Stupidity ?

Bad year.
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:49:35 AM

What the heck would the Medical Examiner record as the cause of death ? Mis-adventure ? Alchohol Poisoning ? Stupidity ?


Life of the party? errr....Former life of the party?
 Blah_User_Name
Joined: 8/27/2011
Msg: 16
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Posted: 2/22/2012 10:58:07 AM
OK forget about wine up your ass....lovefun did you say a vodka soaked tampon? What idiot was making a martini and thought "hey im gonna soak this tampon in it and put it in my vajayjay and see if I get drunk." WTF? I can see it now, instead of drunk gummy bears at sorority parties... Drunk tampons!!!!


Okay..At the risk of exposing a rather warped sense of humor - Who else can imagine what they do at Halloween as replacement to Apple Bobbing ?

 TedJMill
Joined: 7/6/2005
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:11:49 AM
The real problem is when it's a wine and cheese party.
 OTKneeded
Joined: 2/14/2012
Msg: 18
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:27:53 AM
You all are falling for this troll?
 kja71
Joined: 12/21/2011
Msg: 19
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:30:39 AM
Import....Your sense of humor is similar to mine....LMFAO!!! Who has the time on their hands to think this sh1t up?
 windchymes
Joined: 11/29/2008
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:40:47 AM
It sounds like a wild idea, but it actually is not uncommon in the kinky world, lol. Seriously, no matter what crazy idea you can think up, someone out there in the world is doing it.

From a medical standpoint, injecting alcohol into the rectum, no matter how you do it, is very dangerous because the rectum is very vascular (lots of blood vessels) and it absorbs the alcohol quickly and does raise the blood alcohol levels to dangerous levels.

When drinking alcohol, it gets diluted by gastric juices in the stomach before it gets absorbed by the small intestine. Right into the rectum is like doing a speedball. It really can be fatal.

I Googled "alcohol enema" and I got a whole page of links for information about it, including Wiki.
 windchymes
Joined: 11/29/2008
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:41:44 PM
I have an update.....

Here's a link to the 2007 Darwin Awards. See the story "The Enema Within". It's already been done.

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

Some of you will be especially interested in the reader comments at the end
 Sheply_E_Dorkinhimer
Joined: 2/17/2012
Msg: 22
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Posted: 2/22/2012 12:50:45 PM
You what im wondering is how many bottles of wine do you use for a enema?and what if you're driving and you get stopped by the police and he or she asking you have had any alcohol tonight? what would you tell them ? Your girlfriend poured wine up your ass about 3 bottles of the stuff?

I mean once he or she got off the ground from the initial shock and gives you a breathalyzer I wonder if it can pass the test? and if not I love to hear how you would explain that to the judge
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 23
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Posted: 2/22/2012 1:03:27 PM
actually this might be a way to beat that damn breathalyzer test...officer :Sir have you been drinking tonight ...Driver : No Sir ossifer I havnt dropped a drink all night
 Moonchild51
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Posted: 2/22/2012 1:04:12 PM
Now Sheply? You never pointed out exactly "which end" the breathilizer was being inserted into?
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
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Posted: 2/22/2012 1:07:56 PM
Oh lol.

Sir, has your ass been drining tonight?
No...it hasn't.
....
*poot*
I just smelled alcohol. I need you to step out of the car, drop your pants and bend over please.
Sir, I need you to fart until this box stops beeping.
*brrrrrrrrtttttrtt*
Ok, that's good...sir, your ass is over the legal limit...I need you to clench your butt cheeks and come with me.
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