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Posted: 3/20/2012 2:10:14 AM | Met a guy who :
had his hair start running or melting into dark liquid, on his forhead, neck and face...
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AtmaX
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Posted: 3/20/2012 2:42:50 AM | I once met a very bohemian that shared a house with 10 other roommates. I knocked on the door, was told to come in, and one of her roommates were doing some sort of mediation exercise for a group of couples, and they were all sitting on the floor Indian style completely naked. I quickly averted my eyes and said I was there to see (name withheld), and they told me she would be right along from getting ready upstairs.
I hurried back out onto the porch lol | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 2:48:15 AM | I had a friend set me up with his girlfriend's best friend. I was very reluctant, but my friend assured me I would like her. So, we went on a "double date" with him and his girlfriend. She was actually very good looking, and we seemed to be hitting it off.
As we were heading home, we were on a long road out in the middle of nowhere, and she began yelling frantically for my friend to pull the car over. He did, and she stormed out of it, then ran into the woods. My friend's girlfriend got out of the car to go after her.
They came back about 10 minutes later. I asked what was going on. My date replied "I had to take a dump".
At that moment, she became the most unappealing female on planet Earth, and I never saw her again. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 3:19:38 AM | I don't see what your problem is... I would be more annoyed with someone who wasn't able to shyt in the woods...
i guess she could have said it with a little more class... say she was car sick or something... | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 3:22:23 AM | I dated one woman a few times. On like the fourth or fifth date she showed up all in goth with a leash. Everywhere we went that night she had me "walking" her around both of us dressed all in black.
I have to admit we had a blast. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 3:30:15 AM | First meet.....
We met for hot cocoa/coffee......I went to the washroom halfway through......
When I got back to the table there were 4 boxes of condoms, and he asked me which size I prefer.
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Posted: 3/20/2012 6:11:50 AM | I chatted with a woman online a few years back. She had no picture but a great profile & essay. Her emails were so elegant & poetic & always ended with the phrase "take a chance". I was intrigued & so I did.
Well Walt Disney's biggest fan showed up. Micky Mouse light up sneakers, Goofy jacket, Donald baseball cap, light up Minnie Mouse suspenders & a Pluto sweatshirt. She told me she was great at telling jokes too & had a long list of them printed out.
I sensed she had a few screws loose but politely stayed & chatted over lunch & told her I didn't feel any chemistry before leaving. Thankfully she was accepting of it. I don't meet women site unseen anymore because of this. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 9:14:44 AM | A few years ago I met a man on here that wanted to meet me for dinner at a very nice restaurant in my area.
When we met at the restaurant I noticed his nose hair was so long it looked like he had two squirrel tails hanging out of his nose. I snarfed down my popcorn shrimp so fast as my gag reflex was triggering itself over and over again every time I glanced at him. Needless to say, after dinner I offered to pay for my portion and told him it was getting late and I needed to get home to feed my animals..he said "It's only 6:30". LOL
I never saw him again and avoided his calls from then on.
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Posted: 3/20/2012 1:55:51 PM | It sure wasn't funny at the time, but I had a first meet with a man I'd been chatting with and we decided he'd bring us coffee and we'd go to the park and talk. Well, I don't drink coffee very often... like once every 5 or 10 yrs. And it has to have hazelnut creamer in it. So, he was kind enough to bring me a large coffee with hazelnut creamer. We were drinking our coffee and chatting at a picnic table about 100 yards from the public restroom when I felt that dreaded rumbling in my stomach. I'm thinking, "Oh, God, please not now!!!" Then the cramps hit and I started sweating and he asked if I was okay. I asked him if he would help me to the restroom since at the time I was having difficulty walking any distance due to a medical condition I have and he took my arm and quickly walked me to the facilities. I ended up staying in there for at least a half hour, moaning loudly and having every thing in my intestinal tract exploding out from both ends. I don't remember ever being so violently ill so suddenly and he's knocking on the door asking if I'm okay as I'm moaning and puking my guts out. When I finally was able to emerge, soaking wet from sweat and washing my face, a lovely shade of pale green, he asked if I'd like to go home. I said I thought that would be a very good idea. We have remained friends ever since but that sure ended any romantic thoughts that might have occurred.
I haven't drank coffee since!!! | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 2:22:29 PM | Not a first date, but a second and last one!
Ok so I started communicating with this woman on here. She was interested in garage sales, antique shows, that sort of thing. From time to time, I will stop at one.
So we met for the first date, she was as advertised, cute, funny liked to laugh, we talked about all kinds of things, decided another outing was in order. The next saturday, we met up to go see some garage sales, then had some other plans for the day. She said since we were going to be gone most of the day, would I mind if she brought her small dog, a beagle. Yeah I said, why not, maybe we'll walk him in a park..
So we go to the first house, nothing, then the second, she finds a dining room set she likes. So, she buys it then we go back to the car, well the beagle had a little accident in my car. I clean it up and off we go, a little dismayed, but trying to stay positive. We go to a local truck rental place, we get a truck she rents. Ahhh guess what, the truck is standard and she can't drive standard. So I drive the truck.
Now being mindful of the incident with the dog, I suggest he rides with me, and she drives my car. Well driving back, she gets quite some distance ahead of me. BOOM, the truck breaks down! So I pull over, then call her, but I get no answer. So I step out of the truck cause the dog was barking and called the rental place.
They say they will send a guy as soon as they can. I go back to the truck cab, and whoa! The dog had just had another "accident" number 2 ALL over the cab! A house nearby gave me some paper towels to clean it up! So I put the dog in the back of the truck, and wait, call the woman and she starts to head back toward where I am.
Now the tow truck shows up with the guy who rented the truck, I go to get the dog out of the back and find he DID IT AGAIN!! So now the rental guy is yelling at me about the dog, she pulls up and starts yelling at me "what did you do to my dog to make him do that?"
I stood there for about 4 minutes, listening to the both of them either yelling at me, or each other. Sorry ladies, you may think this rude, but I took my keys from her hand, and walked over, got in my car and left!!
About 5 minutes after I left, I thought about it and laughed my azz off! A comedy of errors and who knew a dog could have that much poop in him! | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 4:40:14 PM | seakytten
What is going on with these men? Does no one ever tell them about these things or did he live in the woods alone. That he kept calling was very strange also. Feeding the animals is code for "no way, go away!" Let all note that. There again why go for dinner for a first meet? Coffee and half an hour only. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 5:38:38 PM | not a personal experience but reminded me of this YouTube clip I saw , appears people have been getting bad date from a computer since the 70's
hopefully the link below works :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqyBXFGcUY | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 5:56:53 PM | We met for hot cocoa/coffee......I went to the washroom halfway through......
When I got back to the table there were 4 boxes of condoms, and he asked me which size I prefer.
You should of said I prefer the extra large size ...thats the size I wear..then winked at him..lol | |
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Posted: 3/20/2012 10:54:55 PM | I am a sailor and had arranged to meet with another sailor on Sydney Harbour at a Beach.
Well it was a Beach that I had not heard of. He knew that. But that is not unusual as it is at a different part of the harbour to where I normally sail.
I arrived and he came out in his dinghy to greet me and help me anchor.
I had been in mobile phone contact with him for directions.
All was good.
After my boat was secure I looked around and we were at a NUDIST BEACH.
He had put on shorts to greet me and they came off as soon as the anchoring was complete.
I was wearing a swim suit and the most dressed person within sight.
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Posted: 3/21/2012 5:48:36 AM |
His teeth fell out on the table while we were chatting and having coffee
These are all hilarious but this one in particular... LOL Can't stop laughing every time I imagine that! | |
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Posted: 3/21/2012 9:35:33 AM | | Went out on a meet with a fellow from here. Had a couple of glasses of wine. At one point, I thought I saw his top teeth drop when he was talking? Was sitting there thinking that surely I had not had that much wine that it would be my eyes that were the problem..sure enough, no it wasn't...wonder if the dude ever heard of Polident? I don't have issues with false teeth, chit happens. But please do make sure they fit right? | |
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Posted: 3/21/2012 10:24:43 AM | I recently met up with a gal from here who was just a tad heavier than the average size she claimed to be. We had been chatting for a while, so I figured rather than be the bad guy and storm out, I'd sit and have a drink with her.
Lo and behold, as she went to sit at the table, two of her blouse buttons popped off and smacked me in the face. She actually got up and left saying she was too embarrassed to remain. I stayed and enjoyed my drink, and the laughter of the people who witnessed it.
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I never heard from her again, and she deleted her account. | |
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