| | Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….Page 1 of 1 | What women really mean…….
Ladies don’t get offended…
I have done my research on this subject. And most of it has come from female sources. However some of it is from personal experiences.
1. ( fine )
This is the word that they use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about, but need to shut you up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those very arguments.
2. ( five minutes )
This is, in fact, half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your foot ball game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.
3. (Nothing)
This actually means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has when she doesn’t expect that you even want to understand. It is not worth even beginning to tell you what is wrong. “ nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “five minutes” and end up with the word “fine”
4. ( loud sigh )
Not actually a word, but still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “loud sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “ nothing”
5 ( soft sigh )
Another verbal statement. “ soft sighs” are one of the few things that you can actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move, or breath, or do anything to break the spell.
6. ( go ahead, “” with raised eyebrows””)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “nothing” and will end up with the word “ fine “
7. ( that’s okay )
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make. “ that’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard about whatever is that you have done. “that’s okay is often used with the word “fine” and in conjunction with a raised-eyebrow “go ahead” at some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in big trouble.
8. ( thanks )
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint: just say my pleasure or your welcome.
9. ( thanks a lot )
This is vastly different from “thanks”. A woman will say “thanks a lot” when she is really having a go at you, especially with a heavy emphasis on the word “lot”. it signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. You can bet on it - it will be followed by the “ loud sigh “ | |
|
| |
| |
Jsana
| | Joined: 4/6/2012
Msg: 4 | |
| |
| |
| Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….
Posted: 6/12/2012 11:34:19 PM | None of these actually mean anything at all, and can't be taken with any seriousness at all.
I am NEVER in any trouble with women no matter what THEY think. I am not scared nor going to be.
If she gets mad, SHE will sleep on the couch, not me. I alone decide where I sleep, no-one else.
I can only yawn in anticipation. | |
|
| Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….
Posted: 6/13/2012 6:19:54 PM | | .................FINE!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>,,,,,,,,,,,.............. ;) lol | |
|
| |
| Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….
Posted: 6/17/2012 10:25:17 AM | | you do realize that even though you may be right and very amusing a woman will at any time change her mind and make you wrong, its our job and we'r good at it.tee hee.lol.j. | |
|
| |
| |
| Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….
Posted: 6/18/2012 9:26:16 PM | Those definitions are quite accurate and straight forward for most.
However, for those that feel that there is too much to memorize, the easiest to keep in mind would be ;"Women have an inherent right to change their minds constantly and without prior notification."
- Men have every right to be wrong and it's a Woman's duty to defend that right. | |
|
| |
| |
| Helping out the guys, What women really mean…….
Posted: 7/3/2012 10:46:36 AM | here is some more information
10. Do these pants make my butt look big means....... tell me I am beautiful
11. How much do you love me means....... I did something today you're really not going to like.
12. we are just going to pick up a six pack of beer and a movie means.....
we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your credit card?
13. We're moving too quickly means...
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this other guy I'm talking to, on POF has a girlfriend | |
|
Home
login 
