| | BEST PICK UP LINE EVER! lol..Page 1 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) | Got a message from a REAL gentleman..
"I know a lot of guys on here probably message you to try to get in your pants, I want to tell you that I'm not going to try to do that. I want to get you out of those pants ;)"
So classy lol. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2012 12:34:23 AM | Best pick up line ever...works like a charm.
Hey what type of phone do you have?
I have the blah blah blah.
Oh I heard that phone...random made up fact..can I see it?
sure.
Theres something wrong with this phone.
What? Really?
Yea...it doesn't have my number in it ; ) | |
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Posted: 5/22/2012 3:54:00 AM | worst one i heard was from a funny comedian named DOUG BENSON who said this line has a 0 percent sucess rate.
"i'm a little upset. my****just died. can i bury it in your ass?"
check him out.
he's a funny guy. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2012 1:31:31 PM | always liked this one : I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2012 7:10:21 PM | Hello, I'm testing out the cheesiest pickup lines. We'll just skip past 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', and 'Hello, I'm testing out the cheesiest pickup lines.' and get to the good ones...
Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all night.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
The blouse looks wonderful on you. It would look better on my bedroom floor.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Are they missing an angel?
Do you have a map? I could get lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Would you hold my hand so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Hey, hunny. My doctor just called. He's going to need my heart back.
Your eyes are like a sunset. They're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to look away from.
If I got a nickel for every person I saw in the world as beautiful as you, I'd have...a nickel.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Has NASA planned their next mission to study your heavenly body?
You look familiar...you look just like my next wife.
I hope you like bad boys, because when the Disney channel told me to get my parents permission before going online, I didn't.
One of my favorites: If there is ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know.
And one that, as far as I know, I came up with myself: Baby, I'm the boy your mamma warned you about. Wanna prove her right? | |
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Posted: 5/29/2012 4:31:41 PM | Best of Pickup Boy Meme:
Hey do you have a bandaid?
No..why?
Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you!
Loled at the badness. Although... do intentionally bad pickup lines work? Or is deliberately using a bad pickup line in and of itself a bad pickup strat? | |
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Posted: 5/29/2012 6:21:20 PM |
Hey what type of phone do you have?
I have the blah blah blah.
Oh I heard that phone...random made up fact..can I see it?
sure.
Theres something wrong with this phone.
What? Really?
Yea...it doesn't have my number in it
I had someone do that to me once. :) | |
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Posted: 6/2/2012 5:19:53 PM |
always liked this one : I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
I am SO going to use that one! ..... I don't know about best, but I saw this one from the Pick Up Line Guy Meme
Guy - How are you doing?
Girl - Fine.
Guy - I didn't ask how you looked! | |
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Posted: 6/2/2012 7:03:08 PM | Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too
That one is from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" | |
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Posted: 6/5/2012 10:52:14 PM | Guy: Sorry to bother you, but do you know CPR?
Girl: Why, whats wrong? Is everything ok?
Guy: No, cause my heart skipped a beat when I seen you!
Just thought of this one so I had too throw it out there. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2012 8:24:35 AM | And there is always the classic:
"I left a blowjob at your place, mind if I come by later and pick it up?" | |
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Posted: 6/8/2012 3:02:13 PM | | I like it lol. As long as the follow up email shows that he's notttt just trying to do that. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2012 8:20:06 AM |
always liked this one : I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
I am SO going to use that one! ..... I don't know about best, but I saw this one from the Pick Up Line Guy Meme
Guy - How are you doing?
Girl - Fine.
Guy - I didn't ask how you looked!
HAH amazing | |
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Posted: 6/9/2012 7:37:22 PM | I used this one alot. In a bar.
You: walk up to her and say. "Excuse me miss you can't smoke here."
Her: "I'm not smoking."
You: "Yes you are" :) | |
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