| | Hooker in a barPage 1 of 1 | | A working girl spots a potential customer at the bar. She approaches him and suggests that for $200 she will do anything he can say in 3 words. Anything he asks? ANYTHING she replies. He peels off 2 hundreds from his roll and says 'Paint My House'... | |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 7:01:31 AM | It almost works. I get the joke.
But if she's got any brains, though, she'll pop over to his house, apply a single drop of nail polish to his door, and then turn and leave (paid first, of course). "Paint my house" doesn't say how much of it. | |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 12:52:57 PM | | She could spend less than ten bucks on paper, a brush, and some watercolor paint, and... "Look, I painted your house." | |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:47:41 PM | | don`t delve into the pro`s and cons of what the hooker could or could not do , just laugh at the bloody joke ,man | |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 6:56:29 PM | Even if she decides to put in an honest effort, do you really want a working girl to paint your house in the first place...
don`t delve into the pro`s and cons of what the hooker could or could not do , just laugh at the bloody joke ,man
lmao,This was a funnier joke... | |
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Posted: 7/5/2012 5:12:45 AM | | I think yall are over thinking it.... | |
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Posted: 7/5/2012 12:37:48 PM | | Not complaining, or criticizing. Trying to extend the absurdity a bit! | |
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Posted: 7/5/2012 1:53:04 PM | | I'm having a dyslexic day - I actually read this one because I thought it said 'hooker in a jar' - disappointed now :( | |
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Posted: 7/5/2012 2:51:12 PM | | Still another week or two before I go back to the barbershop, but I'll try to get some better material! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:29:11 AM | | Can you think up a 'hooker in a jar' one then please? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 4:38:01 AM | | Okay... This lonely guy walks into a bar. Reaches for what he "thinks" is a pickle jar... How would you like to co-write this one running_water? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 5:02:25 AM | Lonely guy walks into a bar... reaches for what he thinks is a cookie jar and digs in to take one. When he pulls his hand out... his hand has been stripped to the bone... he freaks out for a moment and then decides to order a drink anyway with his one remaining good hand... reaches into his pocket for his wallet to pay for the drink and finds nothing apart from a small piece of paper with a medical bill and the number to the local STD clinic on it. ... WTF the guy roars to the barman - barman replies - 'well you're the idiot that put his hand in the 'hookie jar' - everyone knows that too much sex ruins your eyesight, costs you loads of money and makes you ill :p
Sorry people it's rubbish but I really wanted a 'hooker in a jar' joke :p
Scrap that - just re-read it and actually really like it :) | |
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Posted: 7/6/2012 10:40:38 PM | | Pickeled pro!!!! Wonder what that wouled taste like??? I suppose it all depends on how busy she was when they picked her LOL | |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 2:58:37 AM |
Lonely guy walks into a bar... reaches for what he thinks is a cookie jar and digs in to take one. When he pulls his hand out... his hand has been stripped to the bone... he freaks out for a moment and then decides to order a drink anyway with his one remaining good hand... reaches into his pocket for his wallet to pay for the drink and finds nothing apart from a small piece of paper with a medical bill and the number to the local STD clinic on it. ... WTF the guy roars to the barman - barman replies - 'well you're the idiot that put his hand in the 'hookie jar' - everyone knows that too much sex ruins your eyesight, costs you loads of money and makes you ill :p
lol, this funny, you have a talent of making jokes up on the fly...I find pre mediated jokes have to much bang at the punch line... | |
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Posted: 7/7/2012 5:43:11 AM | lol, this funny, you have a talent of making jokes up on the fly...I find pre mediated jokes have to much bang at the punch line...
Thanks - I liked it but wasn't sure anyone else would - my humour can be slightly different to the general populations at times :)
silly quote boxes :(
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Posted: 7/7/2012 2:43:26 PM | | Well done running_ water. You can spice up or finish my jokes anytime! | |
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