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|So this Scottish fellow comes to America and is taken to his first baseball game. Now, he is completely unaware of the rules of baseball, but figures it's a bit like Cricket, so he settles in and watches.|
Well, not too long into the game, a home-team player gets a hit, and the whole stadium erupts yelling "run! Run! RUN!". Then the next batter gets a hit, and the whole stadium again erupts "run! Run! RUN!". Now, he thinks he's got it, and after the next hit, he jumps up and starts yelling with the crowd.
Well, soon, one of the players is at the plate, and manages to get a walk, and as the player throws his bat away and starts to walk to first base, the Scotsman stands up alone and yells "run! Run! RUN ye **stard!" to which his friend pulls at the Scotsman's sleeve and says, "He doesn't have to run. He's got four balls".
The Scotsman's eyes grow wide in surprise, and then the Scotsman stands up and yells "Walk with pride, man!"
Posted: 7/5/2012 7:01:16 AM
|A Scotsman goes to Canada for the first time and is being shown all around the countryside by his friend. |
The friend points out the field, and says "This is one of Canada's beautiful fields". Then the friend points out the lake and says "This is one of Canada's crystal clear lakes." Well, it just so happens that there's a moose drinking at the edge of the water, so the friend says "And that, my friend, is an example of our majestic moose".
The Scotsmans' eyes grow wide, and he blurts out "A moose??? Your cats must be as big as frickin' elephants!"
Posted: 7/5/2012 10:13:54 AM
|You kilt me with that one.|