| | sex in the desertPage 1 of 1 | 3 American Engineers get sent to a remote desert location to help a Camel herding tribe in building a safe water system.
After 3 weeks there the men begin to get very edgy and would like to have some fun.
well after a discussion they choose one of them to go speak to the chief and see what could be done.
he comes back quite excited and says, "the chief says nothing is here in the tribe, but there is a special Camel over the hill"!!
So the first night the 1st guy heads off into the darkness to find the Camel. He returns about 3 hours later, very happy!
both men ask how was it? he tells them amazing.
well the second night the second man heads off into the dark to find the Camel..
he returns about 3 hours later and again the men ask how was it? he replies, "pretty good"
well the third night comes and the 3rd man slips off in the dark to find the Camel.
he doesnt return for 8 hours later!! the first two men ask what happen?
he tells them, "well you know at first I was a little grossed out... but once you got passed the smell I kind of liked ****ing that Camel. So i ****ed her a few times"
Both men stunned and gagged at him and said together.."the Camel was not there to ****, it was there to ride into town and get a girl" | |
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Posted: 7/18/2012 2:45:28 AM | ok how about this one instead?
2 muffins are in the oven baking;
the first muffins turns to the second and says,"Do you think it is getting hot in here"?
the second muffin screams," AAHHH a talking muffin"!!!
hehehehaha | |
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Posted: 8/21/2012 9:57:40 PM | | I finally found it! lol You are adorable! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2012 12:32:58 AM | | the joke is funny. but someone posted it a couple of weeks ago | |
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Posted: 8/23/2012 1:37:35 PM | which joke??
some one is using MY material!!
hehehe...I actually dont remember where I heard either of these.. | |
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Posted: 8/28/2012 6:00:25 AM | Coffee in the desert
There was severe shortage of milk. A man stop by the local coffee shop to order a coffee and asks for extra milk. The woman at the cashier takes his cup and goes to the kitchen. Curious, the man follows her. He sees her getting her boob out and squeezing some milk out of her boob into his cup. He feels enraged and decides to confront her about it. She says "You're an idiot! I was doing you a favour, unless you wanted to wait for my husband to serve you". | |
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Posted: 8/28/2012 2:06:06 PM | | I will never order coffee in the desert!! | |
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