| | Stinky PerfumePage 1 of 4 (1, 2, 3, 4) | I swear it smelled different before.
Here's the scenario: You're getting ready to go out, not dressed yet but doing hair and makeup. You spritz some new perfume on and finish your hair. By the time you are ready to put your outfit on you are gagging from the stench of your new perfume.
Quick, what do you do?
1.) Hop in the shower and start over, knowing it will make you late.
2.) Suffer thru the godawful stench that is making your own eyes water and hope your date has anosmia.
3.) Something else. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:14:26 PM | Can't lose if you rub Bounce dryer sheets all over you. They pick up smoke! Should work for rank perfume too, no?
Glad you didn't leave out Jesus on your list of interests ; ) | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:14:29 PM | | I'd use a wet wipe or a washcloth. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:19:07 PM |
Glad you didn't leave out Jesus on your list of interests
I cant think of a single person who has been more influential on human culture.
Bounce dryer sheets?
I think the offending fragrance was supposed to have a "pepper" note, but its just plain ole rank and nasty. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:29:19 PM | | You probably got a bottle that was old. Perfume goes rancid after about a year. Some sooner. Also, it could be your body chemistry with the certain perfume. As far as how to get the stench off of you, I would have to shower again. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:51:00 PM |
You spritz some new perfume on and finish your hair.
Personally, I hate perfume on a woman.... Any perfume...
I also find it insane that women will put on perfume, then have a cigarette... The smell of the cigarette usually over powers the perfume and she ends up smelling a bit like a wet ashtray... | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 4:52:39 PM | I shrug, wander over to the mirror, and ruffle my hair a bit. I head over to where I'll be meeting my date. I step into the restaurant, spot him by the bar, and slink over to him. I lean in close and whisper, "Hello, baby...I am ze locksmith of love, no?" He catches a stinky wiff, freaks, and backs away. I pursue. He runs. I run after him yelling in my best French accent, "I like it! Come back! Ze corned beef does not run away from ze cabbage!" as I chase him outside and down the block.
Okay okay, in reality I just wash my spritz spot really well and mask whatever lingers with a delicious smelling scented lotion. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:13:12 PM | | Other: Try it out at the store before wearing it on a date. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:14:09 PM | I would skip brushing my teeth and hope it "balances out." 
a light coating of alcohol gel and then light myself on fire
wait, did you say hairspray?
Michael Jackson tried that! | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:29:43 PM | a light coating of alcohol gel and then light myself on fire
wait, did you say hairspray? | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 5:42:50 PM | | soak a cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and rub it all over the places where you've sprayed perfume. it dilutes and breaks down the scent very quickly. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:10:47 PM |
I cant think of a single person who has been more influential on human culture.
Stewie.
I'm favoring the click-your-heels remedy as a be all to end all. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:14:58 PM | Stop perving on my profile dude.
This thread is about stinky perfume. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 6:26:56 PM | | Well, I certainly wouldn't get in the shower and mess my hair and make-up up.....and I certainly wouldn't show up smelling stinky...SO.....even though I'm not a bath person, I would put my hair up and take a quick bath...and wash it off. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 8:00:49 PM | | The important lesson here is don't try out a new fragrance on a first date... | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 8:24:54 PM | | ^^^ But some of us really like smelling nice for our date. But yes....just test it out before the first date. | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 10:38:17 PM |
^^^ But some of us really like smelling nice for our date
But to many of us, perfume means you don't smell nice... | |
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Posted: 7/9/2012 11:38:25 PM | I wear it for myself.
This one was a gift, I cant even return it. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2012 12:03:11 AM | I’ve noticed that some perfume goes nasty after a while…kind of an alcohol/rotten flowers stenchy mix.
I spritz perfume on the back of my neck, so it drifts out when I toss my hair. I usually check the scent before I spray it on my body but I’d probably use a washcloth if I forgot to and then found out it stunk me up. No way I’d have time to shower and do my hair again….but I think I’d want to. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2012 12:18:58 AM | | I wish more women were as aware of perfume as you OP. Every day in public it seems I walk past some godawful cloud of some stank scent on someone....it's not favoring their chemistry or it's just awful tacky perfume. Or it's probably one of those old Avon theme bottles from the 70's and some chick found it in Goodwill, who knows. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2012 12:28:27 AM |
Every day in public it seems I walk past some godawful cloud of some stank scent on someone....it's not favoring their chemistry or it's just awful tacky perfume
The term "French Whrehouse" comes to mind during those times. Ack. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2012 1:45:46 AM | | I ask my date if he is allergic to certain (perfume) scents. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2012 7:30:42 AM | 'Suffer thru the godawful stench that is making your own eyes water and hope your date has anosmia.'
With my luck, he probally wasn't worth something nice anyways...
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