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 L_J_Gibbs
Joined: 7/17/2012
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Well, I figured ya'll could use a good joke. It happened several years ago. So there I was, gathering all the leaf product from the front and backyard from raking the parents lawn. I had a nice big pile for the boys from the town to come and get it hauled away. I was rather proud of myself for getting it done early, so I went inside, cracked a tasty beverage and was enjoying some TV when it happened. A car load of punks crashes through all my hard work and redistributes my nice pile all over the street.

So, me being me, I figured why get mad when I can get even? I got my pile back in order and decided my new pile needed "a little weight" (to keep the wind from blowing them away) I placed three giant logs, 5 steel posts in there and a couple of bricks. About 15 minutes later, the punks came back to take another run at Gibb's hard work.

There was a God awful noise as their car hit my leaf pile from hell. Nothing like the sound of the underside of a vehicle making contact with steel, bricks, and large wood logs. It shot logs, bricks, and steel posts around the area. The punks kept going.

I would bet thats the last time the little runts messing around with someones leaf pile.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
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Posted: 7/21/2012 1:23:54 AM
I don't generally support revenge, but natural come-uppance can be fun. Too bad you don't have it on video.
 ShelbySask4friend1
Joined: 2/10/2005
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Posted: 7/21/2012 3:33:03 AM
lol, I was wondering were the punch line was...I enjoy how you crafted the story though...
 Apostrophe7
Joined: 1/3/2012
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Posted: 7/21/2012 2:52:05 PM
An autumn-mobile wreck.
Gibbs 1, Kids 0. Don't think about messing my leaf pile.
Posted: 7/22/2012 7:21:02 AM
Better would have been to rake the pile up to hide a tall tree stump
 raxarsr
Joined: 7/10/2008
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Posted: 7/22/2012 2:26:28 PM
yeah.but you gotta be careful........there was a fellow around here that lived on a sharp curve that got tired of his mailbox being hit.and espically tired of the people who hit it just driving away.....so he got a 5 foot section on 6 inch I beam.....concreted it solidly into the ground and mounted the mail box on it......next person who hit it successfully sued him for the damages

its a sad country we live in
 Back 2 Square1
Joined: 8/9/2008
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Posted: 7/23/2012 9:24:07 PM
Just another one of today's problems.
They commit a Federal crime by destroying a mailbox.
And the owner gets sued for trying to stop them.
Too many sue happy lawyers and coddling pansyassed juries.
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