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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/1/2005 11:22:06 AM | she has a moon orbiting her
6 people stand in her shadow (at noon)
her thighs say "exuce me" on each step
she visited Cuba and 45 people tried to float back on her | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 4 | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:20 AM | Your mama is so fat:
Four climbers died trying to scale her north face.
When it rains she uses the interstate as a slip-n-slide.
God uses her for his bowling ball.
NASA wants to use her to plug the hole in the ozone.
When she farts the national weather service has to name it.
When she was swimming in the ocean, Spain tried to claim her for the new world.
She doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters. | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 6 | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/1/2005 11:44:01 PM | when she jumped in the ocean for a swim,
the ocean jumped out and said, "exCUSE me"
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/2/2005 6:31:43 AM | YO MAMA'S SO FAT.....
when her pager went off, people thought the **** was backin up. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/2/2005 10:37:44 AM | Yo mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/3/2005 8:50:20 AM | | your momma is so fat when kids yell KoolAid she comes bustin through the wall | |
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azrael
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Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 15 | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/3/2005 8:26:49 PM | if she were to attach child size backets on her belt and spin, she would classified as a medium to large sized carousel
if the insides of her pants were wood and paper, she would catch fire.
if you piled her on top of herself, it would take 19 of her to reach the moon and back
her shoes are small cars with the tires removed
she once had her bra on backwards and it fit better
she has an ear tag | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/3/2005 9:42:49 PM | | Your mama is so fat that she has high risk of diabetes, heart disease, high blood cholesterol, high blood pressure, and stroke. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 5:41:22 AM | "She fell over, broker her legs, gravy poored out...."
(stolen from White men Cant jump) | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 20 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 9:28:34 AM | when she sits around the house
she really sits "around" the house
oh yeah I love the whole "Well here, smell my elbow" bit that is enough to make you lyao in a library ha ha | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 7:39:54 PM | good one dliwehtfollac
so...
yo mama so big she uses greyhound buses for rollerskates
yo mama so syupid that when they said it was chilly outside she came out with a bowl. | |
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