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 mccafesingle
Joined: 3/30/2013
Msg: 1
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I plan on moving in the summer, buying a house, but in the mean time, every weekend I can here his gf moan and him roar and smakking and who knows whats going on in there... every fri and sat mostly. Its like a wrestling match. It happens mostly in the am hours when im trying to sleep... i dont wanna say anything.. i seriously think they dont know i can hear them... its like i am in the same room as them.. this is ridiculous..one time after they were romping they asked me if i wanted pizza.. i guess there is nothing like pizza after having mad sex...
 coderedjulia1
Joined: 2/3/2013
Msg: 2
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:34:47 PM
umm tell your roommate..geesh. I had this happen too and i told her to keep it down.
 import_from_UK
Joined: 3/20/2013
Msg: 3
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:34:48 PM
Take the glass off the wall.
 HelenBackAgain
Joined: 1/7/2013
Msg: 4
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:35:19 PM
It's only a few more months. Just get some earplugs.
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 5
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:36:26 PM
Just tell Him in front of Her,

"Dude, is that you can last? That's pretty lame."
 relaxingwithyou
Joined: 2/12/2013
Msg: 6
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:39:29 PM
Earplugs are a godsend. And ask him to please turn on a fan or something when they are intimate.
 *Cowboy*
Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 7
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:41:26 PM
Uhhhh earplugs maybe. I know thats crazy thinking but.... Just saying. Or get a GF thats louder?

Cowboy
 HelenBackAgain
Joined: 1/7/2013
Msg: 8
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:41:29 PM

And ask him to please turn on a fan or something when they are intimate.

Good idea. Some "white noise" really helps to absorb other sounds.

Or get a GF thats louder?

Ha! It'd be like a Battle of the Bands, only about ten times more fun for all!
 import_from_UK
Joined: 3/20/2013
Msg: 9
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:48:22 PM

And ask him to please turn on a fan or something when they are intimate.


Not sure how an aroused supporter will help unless cheering him on will make him finish quicker.
 63T
Joined: 5/28/2006
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:48:47 PM
And they didn't even ask you to join them? How selfish! I guess buying you pizza could be partial compensation?
Seriously, I would ask politely if they could tone it down a little as you will be leaving shortly and getting a good night's sleep is important to you.
If that doesn't work, you could always storm into their room while in the act and confront them. That's always interesting. Makes for strange bedfellows. Though, they may not offer you pizza anymore. Just sayin' .
You could yell "FIRE!!" or buy a Super Blaster compressed air horn and wait for just that special moment.
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 11
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:51:54 PM
Actually, there IS nothing like pizza after mad sex...You should try it eh. As for your problem...get earplugs, play classical music really really loud, have sex yourself, get out and get a life, (why ARE you sitting and listening to them every fri/sat night? Kinda creepy no?) or get a new roomate....good luck
 tnt144
Joined: 2/1/2013
Msg: 12
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 1:55:54 PM
This is what happens when you shoehorn 3 people into a small apartment.

So get your own girlfriend and make noise of your own so you can't hear them, quit complaining!
 deere_rancher
Joined: 4/4/2012
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:02:20 PM
1. Record a really great porn clip, and the next time they go at .. play it loud enough to get their attention
2. keep his's car keys handy ..when it starts ..hit the panic button
3.Install a clapper on his light switch.. At the appropriate time ..clap on ..clap off !
4. Use the tv remote, to turn the TV on , to a recorded espisode of" The animal Planet"
5.Use a miniture remote control police car (lights flashing), and make it do laps around their bed

Oh, to be young ..!
 Stubidooo
Joined: 12/30/2012
Msg: 14
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:18:30 PM

. i dont wanna say anything..

Don't.. that would violate the bro code. Get earplugs...

i guess there is nothing like pizza after having mad sex...

Is this not a universal understanding?
 shine1274
Joined: 2/12/2013
Msg: 15
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:18:31 PM
Cheer when they orgasm.
 gcdeb
Joined: 4/25/2011
Msg: 16
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:24:20 PM
I'd go with putting on a porn video and turning the volume up. They can't complain really, can they?
 shine1274
Joined: 2/12/2013
Msg: 17
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:27:02 PM
Oooh, I had a better idea. When they climax, bust in the room throwing confetti everywhere ala Rip Taylor!
 ksayer1
Joined: 1/1/2013
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:27:47 PM
Clap, cheer, whistle.

Get over it. It's just sex
 ziboi
Joined: 3/10/2010
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:34:53 PM
Record them and then play it to them. Watch their reaction
 annywn
Joined: 4/17/2012
Msg: 20
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:41:21 PM
I had a roomate like that once. She sounded like a cat in heat, I was so embarrassed for her. I just left the house for a while, but that isn't always possible, nor will they simmer down much. Move your bedroom or split , it won't get better.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 6/22/2012
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:50:15 PM
My first apartment outside of the college dorms was with a guy who was a shy, quiet, timid music major. That lasted about a week and then his teenage redhead girlfriend moved in.

I set rules about sex (since most of the furniture in the apartment was mine), but when I went to work they did it anywhere and everywhere they pleased, and even sometimes when I was home. I took to rollerblading late at night on the county highways for some exercise, but I still ended up having to toss cold water on them a couple times when I got home because they didn't get the hint I didn't want a sofa that smelled like f*ck.

Apparently their bed was only used to store dirty laundry.

My best sex-deterrent (which no longer works because of caller ID) was calling the neighbor on their phone right when their action started getting noisy. I was working nights, so staying awake was a piece of cake. They should thank me because I probably extended their coitus by an hour or two by never letting them finish. Getting sleep, on the other hand...
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 22
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 2:54:26 PM
Oooh, I had a better idea. When they climax, bust in the room throwing confetti everywhere ala Rip Taylor!

Love it!!! Ahahahahahahahhaa
 DietFree
Joined: 11/1/2012
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 3:00:48 PM
Just yell out "GIVE HER ONE FOR ME!!"

His gf will probably get too embarrassed and stop.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 6/22/2012
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I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 3:12:26 PM
Get a dog. A big sloppy, drooling monster like 'Hooch' from the Tom Hanks movie. Make sure their bedroom door lock doesn't work. Even if the dog doesn't saunter in and lick their ass during the act, he'll probably start howling in harmony right outside the door. Of course, the dog will do the same thing to YOU when your girlfriend comes over...
 lostcausein
Joined: 3/16/2013
Msg: 25
I can hear my roommate and his gf have sex, what should I do?
Posted: 4/3/2013 3:21:59 PM
Moan along with them and if they ask what's up tell them you're getting off on her moans

Make sure to be VERY LOUD !

Don't be too shy to throw in a shrill scream once in a while !
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