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Posted: 8/4/2005 9:00:38 PM | Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!" | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
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Posted: 8/10/2005 2:25:40 PM | laugh my ars off  | |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 7:56:17 PM | ok, that one wasnt bad, but there are quite a few budgie/bungie jumping jokes that are basically the same, this being an Irish Joke Forum....here we go....
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU **stard!!!!"
A good Irishman wont give up ANY of his Guinness
.....there are plenty more, just ask for 'em | |
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Leeler
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Joined: 11/17/2005
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Posted: 1/5/2006 12:33:05 PM | | Hahaha, I laughed my a*** off when I read that joke......so true in some Irishmen! | |
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:05:18 PM | A discovery in an old Dublin pub could change the way traditional Irish dancing is performed. Workmen renovating the property discovered hidden behind some panelling a previously unknown manuscript: 'Irish dancing, Volume 2- What to Do With Your Hands.' | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 1:08:30 PM | | young michael gets a job at farmer murphy,s as a labourer,he is going about his chores on his first day,when he gets an erection,well he just does not know what to do with it.he,s mucking out when ol murphy walks in to see how he,s getting on.young murphy asks the ol farmer what is he to do with dis ting?ol murphy has a chuckle to himself,then says to the young lad,"dont worry boyo, i have just the ting".he leaves and comes back with a pale full of ice and says "drop yer pants and put it in here for a while ,it,ll soon go".the young boy drops his kecks puts his****in the ice.just then murphys daughter comes in to milk the cows sees the young lad.sends her wild she strips off moaning and lies down stroking her pu**y,"calling out to young michael to" stick it in here".michael replies "what,the whole bucket" | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 5:22:21 PM | As a woman who was raised in Belfast,Northern Ireland, I give two thumbs up...best joke I've heard in a while! | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 3:29:59 AM | Funny stuff !!!
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Posted: 1/13/2006 5:11:48 AM | @ ya goober, an englishman,irishman,and a scots man are piloting a plane to heathrow,london from new york,when they have a navigation problem they know they are roughly two hours away but are a little unsure.the englishman says look i have an idea,so he opens the window sticks his hand out wiggling his fingers about saying "hmm, ithink we are just north of iceland,judging by the lay of that land below us and the biting southerly winds,yeah deffo."the others are like "nah,thats bollox".so the scot puts his hand out same thing wiggles his fingers and announces"no,we are near the north tip of scotland,those green fields below us,fresh southerly winds and theres a town coming up has to be aberdeen".the others are like "no way thats utter bollox".so paddy says "i,ll have a go" .rolls up his shirt sleeve proceeds to stick his hand out,he,s no sooner put his hand out when he whips it straight back in rubbing his wrist vigourously as quick as lightning tells the other two "we,re over belfast".the others are amazed and say "how the funk do you work that one out".paddy replies"cos some doirty bastad has just robbed me watch" insert belfast for liverpool,salford,new yoik, or any other place | |
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