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 Myfakename

Joined: 8/11/2005
Msg: 1
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Posted: 8/11/2005 4:58:22 AM
I have this cousin, no, brother, no, friend, yeh that's it, who fantasizes about masterbating to a corn flake box while sitting on a shotgun and having a midget nun say, "make my day-make my day" but in reverse. There anything weird with this? I know there are all these experts here that like to give their advice. I hope you can help me, I mean him.
 j-roc

Joined: 5/24/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 8/11/2005 1:41:17 PM
That sounds hot....I am off to buy some cornflakes. Is it the rooster that turns you, I mean him, on. I think I would rather have the nun list the ingredients to me...and the shot gun, well a little danger only adds excitement to the situation.
 nauticalpunkr

Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 8/11/2005 7:30:39 PM
I personally like Frosted Flakes... Tony the Tiger or wait no my Friends Sisters, Brothers 3rd cousins 2wice removes likes Tony The Tiger.
 GentleHand

Joined: 3/5/2004
Msg: 4
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Posted: 8/11/2005 7:42:33 PM
peppermint patty is hot, the nun would have to be a midget peppermint patty.
 Se7en9

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 9/21/2005 12:14:34 PM
ya ... thats funny.... really funny ... bunch a FUNNIE GUYS!!!!!!!! hahahaahaha

..... hahahaahaha.... hahahaahaha.... haahaha . phew.. troubles breathing.. hahaahahaha


hahahahahaahaaaaaaahahahah... hahahaha .. haha weeez.






psssssssssh asthma inhaler... phew... almost died their....





that wouldv'e been a real "Problem" there ...
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