| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/12/2005 10:50:57 PM | Now listen up. Pay attention back there. Youd think this is the french class?
I know youve been waiting for this one. So here goes.
Now it all starts in a place called the overies. thats right an egg factory, just like a chicken farm without the smell. Once a month the overies release an egg. Kind of like the rubber duck race. Only theres just one egg. Its not a very exciting race and its not covered on speedvision.
The egg moves down this tunnel called the fellopian tube, think of it as a subway of sorts. No litter in there though. Not like in Toronto. And no crime either. Come to think of it, I don't even recall a skateboarder.
After the trip along the tube, the egg comes to a huge place called the uterus. its coverd with a layer of blood cells that will help sustain the egg as it grows. Thats is if the meatplow shows up and squirts a pearly white goo in there.
You see this goo is pretty wild shit. Its like microscopic tadpoles. These tadpoles have one thing on there mind. ramming there head into the outer shell of the egg. Like we use to do when we were kids. Once the head of the tadpole gets inside the egg, the damn tail falls off. This is called conception. That thing we never want to happen, but sure like practicing.
Now heres the kicker. If all this don't go down like I said it does. All that blood and the egg get kicked out of the uterus. Like a tenant that bounced a cheque. Well,,,If you don't pay rent evict it.
So next time yer balls deep. And just about to blow the head off yer pecker. Just give all this a quick thought. And recite football stats.
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Daffy_
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Joined: 12/15/2004
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:42:21 PM | Oh god who let you out lol
Good post, however.. one thing, you forgot to mention Contreception.. or should i do that post there creter. | |
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Daffy_
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Joined: 12/15/2004
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:53:25 PM | | No I swallow oh wait that wasn't a question directed directly to me was that. | |
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Enig
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Joined: 12/18/2004
Msg: 5 | |
| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:59:19 PM | | Cheers! LOL I'm here for sex 101 once again. Lmfao Well, well what can I say, or should I should be the ? Haha! Damn you two r funny. | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/13/2005 7:12:20 AM | Creter baby!
Thanks ever so much for putting that in laymans terms!
Sheesh, at my age, now I finally learn how I got my two little monkeys! lmao | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 4:15:01 AM | Creter, 10,000,000 sperm and your the one that got through! Your a friggen howl, don't change a thing!
that was not mean't as an insult, please do not take it that way! | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 6:53:49 AM | | You can't insult me. It just don't happen to a guy like me. Im Bulletproof when it comes to words. Say what you like. I'll blow you off the planet in a battle of wits. But next day I'll come to your rescue. Never hold a grudg. Its just an ugly way to live your life. | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:23:45 AM | | are you asking me to say those words to you? Steve, it was mean't in fun, no insult intended at all, | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:36:02 AM | (looks around) uh, oh, not sticking around for this one
(slips quietly out the back door)
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:40:56 AM | You too funny Caressa45 but you might just have a great thought there
this guys brain is as small as his**** | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:49:02 AM | | Creter relax, damn guys looking for shit, I'll be in michigan for the nascar race, if he chooses to show face there, i will do Canada a favour and kick his ass! | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:57:19 AM | | as it stands now, i have possibly two more tickets for sunday, but i'm leaving wednesday night, i want to catch all the action, practice, qualifying, and all 3 races, | |
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xander
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Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 19 | |
| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:11:55 AM | The crap which fell North from the dog's ass has been cleaned up.
Please continue. | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:20:04 AM | lol I went and had my shower, come back and I'm not the only one who's cleaned up .lol
Thanks xander ;) No man takes out the trash like you do! | |
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| Creter's Conception class
Posted: 8/16/2005 7:15:25 PM | Talk to us when you can go through 24 hours of labour and push a watermelon out of your penis   | |
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w82b
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Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 25 | |
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