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lsmith

Joined: 10/31/2004
Msg: 1

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 3:20:02 PM
I'm just curious. Can we get this stuff here in the states? or is there some holistic homestyle substitute anyone out there has tried? I don't know why.. I feel more erotic when my bits are 'fruit'esque. Weird. I know... try and not judge

lsmith

Joined: 10/31/2004
Msg: 2

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 3:42:18 PM
...wish there was a way to 'edit' an already posted post. All of the sudden I think it's a little too much information that I included what my preference is! SO ignore that part... and let me know what you think. This post is for real.. I really want to know!

Puppy_Love

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 3

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 4:04:37 PM
Never been to Amsterdam, but now I wish I had! I'm curious, how you know their "pieces" smell like strawberries?

Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 4

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 5:41:08 PM
never go down on a hooker and never kiss one either..

sweet_child

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 5

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:21:56 PM
Two questions... 1) Pieces? 2) Why never go down or kiss a hooker?

bio

Joined: 10/7/2004
Msg: 6
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WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:46:29 PM
Two questions... 1) Pieces? 2) Why never go down or kiss a hooker? ahem I'd be happy to give you a refresher course on human anatomy. Watch out though, the oral exams can be tough. ;) As for the second, I would imagine he's talking about diseases. Though off hand I can't think of anything nasty that you can get from kissing. - bio

sweet_child

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 7

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:49:27 PM
ahem I'd be happy to give you a refresher course on human anatomy. Watch out though, the oral exams can be tough. ;) I know the human anatomy just fine. I have read about it for a while now since I want to be a doctor. Althought..."the oral exams" Huh?

sweet_child

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 8

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:49:54 PM
Ha ha my post was a whole big quote.

Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 9

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:53:26 PM
ok....never go down on a hooker....just the thought of that is nasty...who knows what's been there....dmn.... never kiss a hooker....a kiss (to me) is more intimate than ***ing. it's more personal and means a lot more than just putting your dick in some hole...

sweet_child

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 10

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 7:57:42 PM
Alrighty

bio

Joined: 10/7/2004
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WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/24/2004 9:24:35 PM
excalibur says: ok....never go down on a hooker....just the thought of that is nasty...who knows what's been there....d*mn.... lol! I think it's pretty obvious what's been down there! ;) - bio

taurus516

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 12
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WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/25/2004 7:27:52 AM
a kiss (to me) is more intimate than ****ing. it's more personal and means a lot more than just putting your in some hole... Now call me obtuse but that's one I just don't get.Does this mean you get more intimate with your mom or Aunt Matilda when you kiss her than you do with a hooker?I don't think so.

Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 13

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/25/2004 9:00:29 AM
i wouldn't kiss any of my relatives with the same passion and intensity I would my gf or wife, and if I'm having sex with someone, I'm gonna want to kiss them...

alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 14

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/25/2004 10:54:23 AM
errrr um very interesting topic??

harryarse

Joined: 9/15/2004
Msg: 15

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/25/2004 5:04:43 PM
PROBALLY STRAWBERRY CARPET FRESH.A QUICK POWDER THEN READY FOR THE NEXT GUY.

lost in illinois

Joined: 3/29/2004
Msg: 16

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/25/2004 6:07:11 PM
Ummmmm well I've never been to amsterd*mn, but I have heard of girls buying fruit flavored feminine products at adult stores lol. Dinner is served lol.

sexxykitty

Joined: 10/17/2004
Msg: 17

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 11/26/2004 10:50:32 PM
yeah, i would guess something from an adult store. but if you wanted to make something at home you could go to the baking section where they have all the fruit oils, asian markets have the most variety of flavors. and load a few drops into a douch with some water, i imagine that would work. or you could swirl a lolly pop between your other lips

samhonolulu

Joined: 12/24/2004
Msg: 18

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 1/6/2005 11:30:24 PM
They don't douche, silly fools, they give their customers strawberry flavored rubbers!!! I thought the sweet strawberry smell of my exes twat was charming until I saw the cases of strawberry flavored rubbers hidden in her drawer!!! the b*tch never even went to amsterdam! I now HATE strawberries!!! AGHHHHHHHH!

bds4711

Joined: 12/21/2004
Msg: 19

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 1/7/2005 6:48:28 AM
Never kiss a hooker.....men are cheap...they'll pay the $20 or whatever for a BJ rather than the full amount for the full deal......those lips have scene more action than the rest of her body

samhonolulu

Joined: 12/24/2004
Msg: 20

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 1/10/2005 3:50:35 PM
Hey, bds4711, where are you able to find a $20 BJ? Just curious...

teddah

Joined: 1/7/2005
Msg: 21

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 1/10/2005 3:57:32 PM
try off martin luther king dr. in any major city.....or your local crack infested street.....

teddah

Joined: 1/7/2005
Msg: 22

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 1/10/2005 3:58:09 PM
kissing a hooker would be like kissing other dude dicks....no thanks

HedonistDrifter

Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 23

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 8/1/2005 7:52:59 PM
The guy that banged her before you sampled her good's, was wearing a flavored condom...hehehe...you just nasty!

badbadgirl

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 24

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 8/1/2005 8:04:00 PM
@ ismith...your lucky you didnt had a pic on your profile...now all you have to do is delete your profile and start a new one with another nickname cause i don't think girls will be interested in you now that they know that you give oral to prostitutes

brando777

Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 25

WHAT DO HOOKERS IN AMSTERDAM douche w/ to make their pieces smell like strawberries?? Posted: 8/1/2005 9:39:29 PM
THANK YOU for making me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah.....probably the sented condoms btw. I love this post! ha ha ha ha ha ha .

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