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Posted: 9/12/2005 11:20:38 PM | Good humour makes all things tolerable.
There are no good losers. Only good actors.
When your in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut. 
I regret often that I have spoken. Never that I have been silent.
The man who makes a mistake and then makes an excuse, is making two mistakes.
An optimist sees sunshine on a rainy day;
A pessimist sees a flood;
A realist carries an umbrella. 
If you want people to remember what you say, say little....
Agree with me now, it will save so much time!
He who has no fire in himself, cannot warm others.
FORGIVNESS is the fragrance released from the lilac, by the heel that crushed it.....
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Posted: 9/15/2005 8:06:17 PM | Hey JohnsOn. Thanks for adding, that's great. Give me another one though, would ya? lol
Chaos is bliss!!
When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip it honey.
Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you....
Reach high for the stars that are hidden in your soul...
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
A big mistake is to keep worrying you'll make one.
Sometimes having courage is nothing more than not showing fear...
Always remember that you are unique - just like everybody else.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive!
The strongest words are often used in the weakest arguments!
We don't always get what we deserve in life....for which we should be eternally grateful....
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Posted: 9/18/2005 5:54:42 PM | God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him.
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Posted: 9/19/2005 10:52:36 PM | Hey thanx for the addition Luvsbasil....you guys are awesome.
Even a turtle has to stick his neck out to move forward.
Just when you think you have all the answers...the questions change.
Man is the only animal that blushes...or needs to! - Mark Twain -
From the gutter to you, ain't up.
If the phone doesn't ring; it's me.
Happiness isn't a station you arrive at, it is a manner of traveling.
Life - despite all the efforts of modern science - is messy.
Life can only be understood backwards, but must be lived forward.
Do not think you are on the right road, just because it is a well beaten path.
Love does not die easily. It is a living thing.
It thrives in the face of all lifes hazards, save one; neglect! -James D Bryden-
(*From Scooty80 's profile* Thanx babe....)
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Posted: 9/20/2005 2:00:27 AM | "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
"A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda (Empire Strikes Back)--{Yes, I'm a Star Wars nut}
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
"Dancing is silent poetry." - Simonides (never heard of the guy, but I like the quote)
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire
"God, please save me from your followers." - a bumper sticker I saw once
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me niether." - Steve Martin
"Actually it only takes me one drink to get me loaded. The problem is I can't remember if it is the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost | |
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Posted: 9/22/2005 11:08:29 PM | Tekpoet....
Absense is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great....
- Comte de Bussy-Rabutin -
Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance. - Confucius -
He who asks is a fool for five minutes but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
"Happiness" is doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.
"Courage" is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Who is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle -
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind, yet stranger, I am ungrateful to these teachers. - Kahlill Gibran
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Pretty much all the truth telling done in the world is done by children.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. - Bugs Bunny-
Live a life that loves to happen.....
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Posted: 9/25/2005 6:38:43 PM | | My parents favorite quotes were "Don't do as I do, do as I say". | |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 1:00:21 PM | One of My favorites:
Hey if I wanted smoke blown up my butt - I would have lit my *ss on fire by now. :)
oh and I just found this one .. I like it -
"In saying what is obvious, never choose cunning. Yelling works better."
Cynthia Ozick
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:21:20 PM | Ksue44.....Kilmer101.....truly, you guys rock.
If at first you do succeed...try not to look surprised!
A good rule for going through life is to keep the heart, a little softer than the head.
The mere fear of coming evil has put many into a situation of the utmost danger.
A spoken word and a thrown stone, cannot be recalled.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Most smiles start with another smile.
Have a heart that never hardens. A temper that never tires. And a touch that never hurts.
I don't want to go through the motions of life.....I want to live life with emotion!
We may not be able to change the world we see around us....
But we can change the way we see the world within us...
"ATTITUDE" Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows!!!
Leaders are like eagles...They don't flock; You find them one at a time!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 6:58:11 AM | I like bumper sticker quotes:
I had a handle on life - but then it fell off.
Hey - I hate to interrupt your nap but shouldn't you be driving?
Yeah you keep honkin - I'll be done reloading in a minute.
Horn if you're a honkey
If you can read this - I hope ya have good insurance
Honk if anything falls off
I mean off my car
if it falls off you
call 911
what are you a hampster in love
get out of my a**
Are you a hemroid?
No?
then how about you get off my a**
Oh that's so sweet
you're number one too
Hope that's your IQ
cuz if it's your hourly rate...
I think you maybe overcharging
I Brake for tailgaters
IF you really WERE that damn' important
you wouldn't be driving yourself anyway
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Posted: 9/29/2005 11:08:55 AM | oooh how could I have forgotten my two favorites ..
See this (tugs at the corner of his eye)
this is where a tear WOULD be
but did I care.
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I'm not crazy
I prefer the phrase:
Unencumbered by the petty inconveniences of sanity
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:08:45 AM | "The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."
Jack London | |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 5:02:05 PM | | " Never argue with a stupid person . The'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience . " | |
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Posted: 10/1/2005 2:01:30 AM | Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
- Lillian Carter (mother of 64th president Jimmy Carter)
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement."
- Mark Twain
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."
- George Burns
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Victor Borge
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
- Mark Twain
"What would men be with! out women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
- Mark Twain
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get" a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
- Jimmy Durante
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
- Jilly Cooper
"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
- Alex Levine
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
- Mark Twain
"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."
- Ed Furgol
"Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
- Spike Milligan
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
- Henny Youngman
"I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
- Mark Twain
"Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up."
- Joe Namath
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
- Herbert Henry Asquith
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
- Bob Hope
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
- WC. Fields
"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress."
- Will Rogers
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."
- Winston Churchill
"Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... but everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out."
- Phyllis Diller
"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out."
- Unknown
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
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Posted: 10/3/2005 6:37:53 AM | "Reason must sit at the knee of instinct and learn reverence for the miraculous instinctual capacity for creation."
Jonathan Schell | |
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Posted: 10/3/2005 7:26:36 AM | A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Don't be humble, you're not that great.
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
Drive defensively - buy a tank.
Everything is always okay in the end, if it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a b*tch! | |
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Posted: 10/4/2005 6:06:10 AM | "Imagination...is the irrepressible revolutionist."
Wallace Stevens | |
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Posted: 10/5/2005 6:52:34 AM | "We are compelled to drive toward total knowledge, right down to the levels of the neuron and the gene. When we have progressed enough to explain ourselves in these mechanistic terms...the result might be hard to accept."
Edward O. Wilson | |
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Posted: 10/5/2005 7:54:12 AM | " For it was not in my ear you whispered , but in to my heart . It was not my lips you kissed , but my soul ." Judy Garland .
" Life with LOVE will have some thorns , but life without LOVE will have no roses ."
" To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground ."
"I complained I had no shoes , until I saw a man with no feet ." | |
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Posted: 10/5/2005 11:37:49 AM | great t-shirts:
OC: Caution - overly caucasian. Please do not place on dancefloor
Yeah keep starin' I MAY do a trick
Yeah I know - I'm weird ... but you're ugly.
Let's call it a draw, shall we?
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
I live in my own little world
but its okay
they know me here.
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Posted: 10/5/2005 8:36:20 PM | Elle j, Tenderheart, Kilmer....without you guys my thread would already be dead. I love all your additions you guys. Please don't stop bringing them on. Cheers!
When we are children we have limitless imagination...
as we grow we are often limited by our images.
Please don't tell me to relax; tension is all that holds me together!
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, commited people can change the world;
Indeed it is the only thing that ever has!
If I didn't understand you so well, I wouldn't disagree with you so much!
I need your problems to take my mind off my own problems.
When I try to see things your way, I get a headache!
The mere fact that a relationship has lasted so long, doesn't justify stretching it further!
My problem is not controlling my desires...it's controlling yours!
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
One is taught by experience to put a premium on those few people who can appreciate you for what you are.
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Posted: 10/5/2005 8:43:06 PM | ALL ABOUT MONEY....
With money you can buy a house....but not a home.
With money you can buy a clock....but not time.
With money you can buy a bed....but not sleep.
With money you can buy a book....but not knowledge.
With money you can buy a doctor....but not good health.
With money you can buy a position....but not respect.
With money you can buy blood....but not life.
With money you can buy sex....but not love.
~ CHINESE PROVERB ~ Moral of the story.....? Hmmmm....? | |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 5:47:28 AM | "Man is not merely the sum of his masks. Behind the shifting face of personality is a hard nugget of self, a genetic gift."
Camille Paglia
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Posted: 10/6/2005 6:57:39 AM |
"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
-swedish proverb-
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