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Show ALL Forums  > Poems And Quotes  > Cliches      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 1  Author  Thread: Cliches  Sardonic Joined: 10/2/2005 Msg: 1 view profile History Cliches Posted: 10/2/2005 8:57:14 AM I want to start a cliche thread. Since every time somebody gets their heart carved out with a blunt instrument, there's always someone clueless around to give you their advice. Here's my top two: -Love sickness is like sea sickness; you think you're going to die and everybody else thinks it's hilarious. -True love is like a ghost; everybody talks about them, but few have actually seen one.  Sardonic Joined: 10/2/2005 Msg: 2 view profile History Just came to me Posted: 10/2/2005 2:30:19 PM I take it by the poisonous spider in my lunch bag that you don't want me anymore. I was almost convinced by the sawed off staircase but I thought we had termites. Now I wonder if you had anything to do with the brakes going out on my car. Hey, is that an axe in your pocket or are you just glad to see me....leave. Honey, you hurt me real bad...with that hot iron to the face last week. I want to tell you that I love you, but it's hard to talk with the clothesline around my neck. I may just have to give you one more chance....because my head's still attached to my torso. Yes, I'm starting to feel that you don't want me anymore...now could you please back up. Page 1 of 1

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