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 exekutive
Joined: 2/17/2005
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Introducing the POF to English translation dictionary
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Guys, when a girl says these things, this is what it translates to in real life:

phrase: I like guys who can hold a conversation.
meaning: I need an ear at which I can direct my incessant jaw flapping.

phrase: I want a guy who will make me laugh.
meaning: Jester! ... Entertain me!

phrase: I enjoy going out and clubbing with the girls.
meaning: I enjoy going to clubs and getting drunk so I can attract attention from sleezy dudes without you around. And you better pick me up afterwards!

phrase: I am usually honest and go straight to the point.
meaning: Alert! I am a biotch.

phrase: My hobbies include shopping.
meaning: High maintenance.

phrase: I love tatties and piercings. or. I love working out
meaning: Look at me! Tell me how beautiful I am because I'm vain and insecure.

phrase: I like a man hoo can like, chalinge me intalektuly
meaning: self-explanatory

phrase: something to the effect of: "Dinner and movies isn't good enough for me"
meaning: high maintenance

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A girl who uses many of these phrases or who generally has a long write-up will turn out to be a very needy female and will likely suck the life right out of you.
 heavenscherubangel
Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 2
The POF to English translation dictionary
Posted: 10/6/2005 10:08:21 AM
^^^LMAO^^^

Here is the woman's guide to what a man is really saying when he says...

Any situation:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired

A one-on-one situation:

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

In a group:

Anyone want to go eat? = I want to go eat
Who wants to see this movie? = Do we have to see this movie?
Who wants to see this movie? = Doesn't anyone else want to see this movie?

Already in a "relationship":

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Yes dear = Biotch!
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now.
Yes, I missed you = How else do you expect me to answer that?
Sure, let's go see that play= I don't want to go, but you'll make my life miserable if I don't go.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair~
=I liked it better before.
=50 bucks and it doesn't look that much different!
=For 50 bucks they should have given you more hair instead of taking some away.

Hello, FTD? I'd like to send some flowers to my girlfriend/wife = This ought to secure sex with her tonight!

While shopping:

I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

Marriage:

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

General:

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Are you satisfied with the my penis size?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who has not rejected me
I want you back = for tonight anyway
We've been through so much together = If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now = Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumsized
 ImaDancingQueen
Joined: 5/17/2006
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The POF to English translation dictionary
Posted: 8/10/2006 10:55:37 AM
HAHAHAHAHA that was great. Keep em coming.
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