| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 8:53:24 AM | I have so many,I don't know where to start.I will start with this one and post more later.
You know how you fold socks one inside the oher? To play a small prank on someone, fill ALL of their socks with confetti.Make sure it is the outside sock,so that when they pull them apart the confetti will fly out and make a nice mess all over.Make sure you do all the socks.Put them all back in the drawer wihout leaving a trace anywhere. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 9:14:46 AM | When I was in the army, the place was contageous with practical jokes. There was an older civilian who worked in the same building as I was in, who was gullable and fell for things easily. He was such a good mark.
He had just gone to the doctor for his annual checkup, so while he was away, we got out hands on a medical requisition and made one up for him.
It was written similar to this:
Patient: Mr. J. Mxdxll
Date: 07 October 2005
Procedure: Optrectomy
Dear Mr Mxdxll;
This memo is to inform you that your Optrectomy has been scheduled at the out patients center at the Medical centre on 03 November 2005. Please be advised that this is a surgical procedure so you are not to eat or drink anything after Midnight 02 November 2005. As Dr. Buttons explained to you, you will be under a mild sedative and after the procedure has been completed, you will be able to return home following a short recovery time. Usually within 2 hours. Please arrange to have someone ready to take you home when you are discharged.
An Optrectomy is a common proceedure and Dr. Buttons has performed many. The purpose of this procedure is to sever the cord that connects your eyeballs to your a$$hole and therefore remove your shitty outlook on life!
Signed: Medical Staff
This man read the first paragraph of the memo and was ranting around the shop....What Optrectomy??? The doctor never told me of any operation!!! He did not read the last paragraph and was on the phone to his doctors office to question the memo....but when he saw everyone pi$$ing themselves laughing, he knew he was had....again! | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 10:21:00 AM | Here's one you can play on everybody.You know those white security tabs that make the arches go off at the counters or the doors? Strip them,take the little metal piece out and stick it in peoples shoes ,coat linings,pockets,anything.Then take them shopping anywhere you want.They'll activate the alarm everytime and everywhere they go.Don't tell them it was you that did it,give it some time.I've heard some pretty wild things I tell you.Like,"there must be something in my blood because everytime I go shopping I always set off the alarms"lolololol.It's hillarious.Myself ,I only tell them whenever on the next "April Fools" day!
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Posted: 10/7/2005 10:22:28 AM | There was a man who shared an office with my ex husband. They were always pulling pranks on each other. One time my ex got his hands on a spare phone. He taped it to the underside of this other mans desk. Then he disconnected the real phone and plugged the cord into the taped phone. When Sil was sitting at his desk, my ex would call his extension and it would seem that his phone was ringing. Sil would answer it but the phone would be dead. Now my ex had other people in on this joke so that was the only way it would work.
Sil was thinking there was something wrong with his phone. When Sil would leave the office, my ex would switch the cord back to the real phone and continue as nothing was wrong. Sil would sit at his desk again, and someone else would call his extension, and then the phone would work. Sil would be sent on an errand, and while he was gone, the phone cord would be switched again. They kept doing that to him all day and he was convinced that there was something wrong with his phone and was calling the phone company to get it checked out. When he grabbed the phone in anger because it rang and again it did not work, he hauled the phone off the desk. In doing so, he saw that the cord was not plugged in to the outlet. He followed the cord to the phone that was taped under the desk and then the joke was up.
He laughed at the ingenuity of it all and said... I will get you!!! | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 10:28:12 AM | when my sister got married, my other sister, my brother and I went in on a hotel room in a really fancy place for them on their wedding night.
What they DIDN'T know is my older sister ALSO booked a room there. Between the ceremony and pictures...my sister "C" went to Michael's (craft store) with her husband, purchased some water based paint, stick on stars and a crap load of confetti.
The next morning...my brother-in-law went out to their truck and wrote all over the windshields with soap (the newlyweds weren't happy about that). As they arrived at home, we had all gathered at their house at 7am and went to town. We painted all the windows with Steph and Rob...newlyweds...whatever we could with water based paint (that was easy to clean). We stuck little foam hearts EVERYWHERE...they were even IN the dishwasher. We threw confetti all over the floors and my brother, me and their neighbours toilet papered their ENTIRE house, the tree in the front and her car which wasn't at the hotel.
But OMG--it was a hoot when they pulled up (the look on their faces was priceless). Their jaws hit the ground and we could tell this was their first true test of marriage...whether or not Rob can handle our family!!!!
Oh...and another part of the wedding gift, we bought them a maid service but they had to leave it up for one week and then molly maids would come in :)
Oh...and it's their one year anniversary tomorrow! | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 1:16:45 PM | The best practical joke I ever played was when I was 7 months pregnant with my daughter. My mom and I had gone to dinner at this seafood place in the States. Our waiter was a great guy and we got to talking. He asked if we like to play practical jokes and of course we answered yes. Apparently, the Valet parking guy like to play them on the wait staff and no one had been able to get him back....until then!!
Well, when we went to leave, the Valet guy got my parking ticket and went off to get my van. When he pulled up, he got out and said "there you go ma'am, have a great evening". I calmly looked at him and said "we will as soon as you bring my van, the one you have here isnt mine", the poor guy went white...He then proceeded to tell me that it had to be my van, I calmly told him that mine was green and that he brought the wrong one, so could he just go and get the right one and let us get going as I really wasnt feeling well as I was having cramps. The poor poor guy, starts jumping up to see over all the other cars, frantically searching for a green van...this went on for a few minutes, by then, the wait staff had all lined up by the windows of the restaurant to watch this guy. When he stopped jumping up and down, I said to him, that on behalf of the staff, "Gotcha!"...
The staff came outside laughing, the guy was sitting down trying to get his composure back and we just left. I will never forget the look on his face and trying to figure out what could have happened to my van.... | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 1:34:04 PM | My boss likes to drive up behind me when I`m working and if he sees that I havnt noticed him, he blasts his horn and scares the shit out of me.
I am riging up a set of air horns that I am going to put behind his seat in the truck. Going to hook it up to the horn button so when he does it again, the air horns will blast in his ear.
I`ll let you know how it worked out. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 1:35:20 PM | The best ever joke we ever played was about 6 of us.
We went to opposite corners of a intersection after the bars closed.
When we saw a car comming we pretended like we were playing tug a war across the intersection.
When the cars slammed on the brakes we ran, It was hilarious. Stupid people should have noticed there was no rope we were all pretending. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 1:41:34 PM | Ahhh... now for some construction Site Humor.. lol
I am not the type for playing these games.
BUT
About 2 months ago, I am on This particular job, (I was in charge of the job to the building next to it last summer.) So I knew these people before.
This place is a large pharmaceutical research company and they have their own safety committee..
Being a construction site for Restoration, We have our own safety committee and WE are the ones responsible if anything goes wrong..
Their safety comittee thinks that they are above the ministry of Labour. And try and act all mighty powerful, when they just are a bunch nobody's sticking their nose in where it shouldn't be, which is none of their business...
These people were annoyed the hell out of me last year and this year were starting to pick fights with our company as well..
I dubbed them as "The safety Nazi's" - based from the Seinfeld episode of "the soup nazi"
We have this type of scaffolding called "Tube and clamp" basically you can do anything with it. We had it set up around this tower. hard to describe it.
Anyway, Mr Safety guy went up alone on our scaffold up this tower while we were on coffee break with none of us knowing. He comes back tells us that he went up to "Inspect" the scaffolding (None of his business anyways). He was alone and if he hurt himself who knows what could have happend while he was up there with none of us knowing... knows how to be safe...
Anyway enough of the ranting... This just tells you why I did this.
After him picking more fights with us, we finally decide him to go up and "inspect" the tower scaffolding again...
There are these straight vertical ladders used to go up each level..
People have a tendency to lean as far back as possible when climbing these ladders, often brushing up against the back part, which is a shortened piece of plywood.
One morning when I knew he was gonna pay us a "visit". I grabbed out the caulking gun and RAN A HUGE THICK BEAD OF CAULKING right along the edge of te plywood.
He walks out of the building, looks up at me, asks me if he can come up, I say yes and quickly hide it. He walks up climbs the ladder and sure enough, the back of his shirt rubs up against the bead.
My friend distracts him by talking about the recent shootings in Toronto, and in the meantime, I wipe off the remaining caulking on the plywood. He continues and leaves.
SOO hard not to laugh.
looking down from the tower, we watch him leave and talk to people with this thick line of bright white caulking right across his back close to the shoulders on his "Hawaiian golf shirt"
Never came back for a good 3 weeks. never said a word to us about it.
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Posted: 10/7/2005 1:57:59 PM | I've gotten into practical joke wars way too often;
toilet; buy some gelatin (uncoloured) and splinkle in the toilet as you help the victum leave for vacation.
Cars; well I used to be a mechanic.
Take off a vaccum line and ( the little one on the charcoal canister is the best one) and put it into a bottle of tincture of iodine, the car will have Barny farts
For the anal car dudes squirt oil under their car, then listen as they tell you that they have an oil leak BUT their oil isn't going down.
For a few weeks siphon a gallon or 2 every day from their car, listen as they tell how their fuel economy is so bad, then offer to take a look. I then told him his gromet regulator was out of alignment, and for the next fews week put the gas back in his tank. Then repeat taking the gas out.
Now for the good part, say you are too busy to realign the gromet regulator, and that ANY mechanic should be able to do it. Then listen as he tells you that his mechanic thinks he's a retard, there is no such part as a gromet regulator.
Put marbles in his hub caps.
The one thing I learned is to NEVER make an acetylene bomb ( it's like a fire cracker) to win a practical joke year with the new guy from Northern Ireland. He thought the IRA was after him. I felt really bad about that one.
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:03:28 PM | Greanize: Lmao that's friggin hilarious...you're a hoot woman!
whotookmyname: I attest to that, you're just way too kind, almost too kind.
Great job ya all ...keep it up. Made me laff...have to think of another one to post cuz the one is just way too far out there. LOL | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:09:48 PM | A raw burger patty and some Vaseline....
We put the raw patty on a friend's car windshield to sit overnight. When he came out the next day, the burger was starting to cook and sweat all the oils, and was pretty gross looking. So he peeled it off, and turned on his windshield wipers to clean it up. Except there were covered with Vaseline....
Big mess, but funny as he11! Glad he had a sense of humour! | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 5:53:11 PM | Here's a practicle joke that kind of went from funny to funnier all on it's own.
We were at camp ,and I got a couple of friends to pop the door open on the out house so I could snap some pictures of a friend who had played some pretty nasty pranks on me.The minute they popped that door open,there he was ,standing and wiping,and there I was standing and snapping a bunch of pics.Needless to say, he started chasing me for the camera.He finally got it and took the roll of film out,cut the end of the film strip and said that should just about do it for his pics on the roll.As he's crumpling up this piece of film,he proceeds to shove it in his mouth to chew the heck out of it,and saying no one will ever see these pics.As he's saying this ,he accidently swallows the piece of film and gets stuck in his throat,but not to the point where he is choking,.....it is just stuck there.We end up taking him to the emergency dept.of the hospital.The nurse is asking us the nature of our emergency and we just can't stop laughing,she proceeds to say that the emergency department is not a laughing matter,and by now ,we are laughing so hard ,none of us can say a darn word.Finally,I manage to compose myself long enough to say that my friend had chewed a piece of film and got stuck in his throat.She looks at me and says,"Oh miii" maybe you should go to a one hour photo shop.I was on the floor cracking up,the nurse was in tears,the whole damn emergency department was in a roar of laughter.It was priceless.I guess capturing memories on film holds true.I also noticed a few people leaving the emergency that night,so maybe laughter is ,good medicine after all.
Hit it boys!!>>>>> | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 6:11:45 PM | more practical jokes to do to people on construction sites.
Never done any of these but the stories of people doing them while away on the road are unbelievable..
-When somebody is taking #2 in the outhouse. get a big rock and drop it down the ventilation shaft.
-Rub Insulation on the toilet seat in the port O potty.
-Install a stainless steel toilet seat at the outhouse. and just wait till somebody has to take a crap in the middle of winter.
-guys from the one job dumped their ashtray down this one guy;s work coat sleeve.
-of course the old caulking in the tool pouch, or oil all over their tools..
-one guy wrote all inside another guy's tape measure.
-nailing somebody's tool pouch on the roof
-delivery guy came to the site and one guy took a crap in a cereal box and was able to get it delivered to the next guy's job site.
- one guy was terified about snakes, so one guy got one of those real looking wooden snakes and tied it to some fishing line and tied it around his leg. Guy was screaming on the top of his lungs and it looked like it was catching up with him. lol
one guy put blue marking ink in another guy's hearing protection ear muffs. blue ears. lol
hmmmmm what else. lol
guy rivited / welded 2 of his steel tool chests together face to face.
another guy drilled a small hole and filled the mechanics tool chest full of oill.
one guy filled up another guy's beat up shoes with concrete.
one guy tied a tin can on a rope on the back of another guy's pick up truck
ummm... that's all I can think of from the the top of my head. lol | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 6:14:58 PM | another guy drilled a small hole and filled the mechanics tool chest full of oill.
Something similar was done to one of the guys when I was in the army. They drilled a small hole and installed a grease nipple in his tool box, then injected grease into the box until it was packed.! | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 6:35:18 PM | In grade 7, we had this real old history teacher.
known for his never ending lectures, one guy put glue on the teachers chair at his desk.
He sat on it sure enough and was marking. never noticed until he wanted to get up..
The sad part was that he was wearing some expensive pair of dress slacks.
God rest his soul as he has passed on now. | |
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Posted: 10/7/2005 6:41:54 PM | We had this one teacher in High School who told us about a tracher he had that survived the London blitz, to bug her they would do a long whistling crescendo (bomb dropping sound).
That's bad but man was it funny when he told us about that. | |
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