| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/8/2005 3:38:35 PM | Drunking talk can turn into a good thread. Please No Real life experiences. Even though they are probably funny...
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
... A Hoover Vaccuum seems like the best option for blow job
... You Try to Use Quagmires Ideas to get laid
....When A hot dog bun will just have to do 
Any other Jokes would be great | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/9/2005 3:18:16 AM | You know you're too horny when:
Grandma's looking dang good in that housecoat...
You get an erection when the dog licks your hand...
You watch Martha Stewart with a bottle of lotion and box of Kleenex.
You get a job in a funeral home to get laid.
You hit on chicks at divorce court.
You shop at Victoria's Secret for your newly purchased sheep. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/9/2005 1:15:41 PM | Good Ones i like them keep them coming
....The 1967 Sears Catolouge Under wear section is just as good as Playboy | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/9/2005 3:26:55 PM | you know you`re too horny when your dog hides from you
you know you`re too horny when the cows run as you try to sneak up | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/9/2005 3:39:46 PM | When the Operater tells you to stop calling or they will block you
Your Credit card is maxed from 900#s
Your pharmacy is out of KY jelly and suggests you buy stock
You are well known to every porn store in your area and have accounts at all of them
Your the first one in line for the newest blow up doll.... And You are the line
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kino34
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Joined: 8/23/2005
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 6:16:14 AM | ... A Car Exhaust looks pretty damn good right now.
... Your wang Is the cleanest part of your body
...Watching Re-Runs of Roseanne gets you Hard
...Your the favorite person of The CEO pf vaseline
All these Are great Now Lets hear from some women | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 11:56:59 AM | You know your too horney ......
when the highlight of your day is getting home and turning the washer on the spin cycle.
when all your friends fight over who's fantasy party your going to come to, cause they know they will almost get the entire line of products for free from the hostees credit they get from you.
when you rush home, almost have a fatal car accident, but the only thing on your mind is getting in the shower to try out your new shower head you just bought.
when one of the clerks at the store informs you that you should buy rechargeable batteries considering you use more in a week than she does a year.
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 1:15:54 PM | Good ones everyone
...You get a woody from reading national geographic
...the skin on your hands are the softest around from the amount of vaseline that you use
...You need 7 computers to store all your porn
...You work extra hours just to afford the payboy channel
...Hugh Hefner Know you personally and thanks you for your years of loyalty to Playboy
....Watching woody woodpecker gives you a good idea.... | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 1:27:49 PM | You know your too horney when......
.... the cop starts to put the handcuffs around your wrist and you cant help but notice the warming censation coming from between your legs,
......the jar of giant dill pickles becomes your favorite food, but not because thier edible.
.....when your idea of four play is the nearest golf course.
......you watch the movie Forrest Gump and find it arousing when Tom Hanks says J-e-n-n-y
.....you start making appointments with the gyno every month, there is nothing wrong with a monthly check up right?
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 3:39:55 PM | you go grocery shopping and but cucumbers, bananas, sausages, etc....
the pizza boy is afraid to deliver to your house | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/10/2005 4:51:05 PM | ...Your cell phone is always dead from the vibrate feature
...You dont return your pop bottles for deposit because your too busy with them
...the amount of time your vaccuum is running people think you have the cleanest apartment around
...(This one is for the ladies)You stock up on cucumbers but never eat em
...Your curling iron isnt used for just curling your hair.
I love all the ones that are up come on everyone keep em coming | |
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