| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 3:43:23 AM | | Interested in hearing what kind of "interesting" things have occurred on the dancefloor when dancing with someone you dont know. I love dancing and will take to the floor on my own if the music is right but a guy I danced with recently was way to familiar for my liking and seemed "determined" that he would reveal his member to me by taking my hand (whilst behind my back) and rubbing against his growing manhood. He also kept trying to kiss me on the floor even though I turned my head several times and I finally had to tell him I didn't want to kiss him. I did enjoy dancing with this guy but didn't fancy him - How do you get a guy who has had a few drinks and starts getting frisky to concentrate on the dancing? | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 4:00:21 AM | A way that would certainly take my attention away from trying anything with my growing member is for you to go into spaz dance mode and begin flailing your arms till you whack me really hard in the nuts, LOL. Would be a long time till I let you near him again. | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 4:05:23 AM | | when i was in my 20's i was on the dance floor with this woman. she put her hands down my pants and told me you havea nicemember and i would like to do you. she drove me home. i offered her a little night cap. she said she had church on sunday. i called to follow up and to continue where she left off. he reason was i'm really loking for someone who doesnt live with his parents. and that she was sorry for leading me on. i was in my early 20s been in my own place since 96 since i was 26 | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 4:20:10 AM | "Posted By: sirburied on 10/12/2005 12:00:21 PM Subject: crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Message: A way that would certainly take my attention away from trying anything with my growing member is for you to go into spaz dance mode and begin flailing your arms till you whack me really hard in the nuts, LOL. Would be a long time till I let you near him again"
That had me laughing out loud. Not sure if I can do spaz - will try it out! - thanks | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 4:24:30 AM | Well heaven, probably wouldn't be good for your street cred but without taking it to lengths such as telling him you have gas and asking him to 'pull your finger' it really will do the trick! | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 4:25:51 AM | | well to be honest i suffer from having no rhythm by being caucasion. But i have a patent move called "The Sprinkler". where you bend your left arm and place your hand on the back of your neck and keep the right hand straight as you move from left to right as you pivot w/ your feet counterclockwise.... after that i fade into the crowd and resume my position in a chair giving the evil eye to everyone that didn't seem to take notice... | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 5:06:17 AM | "Posted By: sirburied on 10/12/2005 12 30 PM Subject: crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Message: Well heaven, probably wouldn't be good for your street cred but without taking it to lengths such as telling him you have gas and asking him to 'pull your finger' it really will do the trick!
"pull your finger" - is that code for something else? - not a term I am familiar with! | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 6:28:00 AM | This goes back to most people's schooldays when you offered someone your finger and asked him to pull it so that you can release some wind. Trying to explain it sounds even more juvenile than the actual process, LOL. Heaven, where on earth were you in your youth???(no pun intended) | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 7:49:36 AM | "This goes back to most people's schooldays when you offered someone your finger and asked him to pull it so that you can release some wind. Trying to explain it sounds even more juvenile than the actual process, LOL. Heaven, where on earth were you in your youth???(no pun intended).
Not on earth obviously - never heard it.... maybe because I only release my wind when no-one else is around. Don't like the smell of other people's wind either so try to avoid it but I guess we all have to blow sometime (especially after a great curry). Hell if I give a guy my hand instead of my finger does that mean he's gonna take a shit? lol sorry i like toilet humour...... | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 8:53:04 AM | Way back when...on the dance floor during a great rock song with a man who danced like a maniac....he flung himself sideways, clipped the side of his head on the stage and split his scalp...bled like a stuck pig.....but continued dancing with the blood running down his face and neck...soaking his shirt and dripping onto the floor
I realized then he might have a drug problem | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 9:14:17 AM | | A female friend told me recently that it was a fantasy of hers to have sex with a guy on the dancefloor..... does anyone else share this and has anyone managed to do it? Please provide as much detail as possible as I am all ears. | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 10:06:17 AM | -heavenlybody-2
A female friend told me recently that it was a fantasy of hers to have sex with a guy on the dancefloor..... does anyone else share this and has anyone managed to do it? Please provide as much detail as possible as I am all ears.
can't say that i have and unable to picture it even if i wanted to...he,he
on the other topic: recently danced with a guy that liked to growl (i am not joking...it wasn't small growl, i am talking full growl) and lick my neck (i was sweaty-- eew; no, not because he was hot but rather because i like to cut a rug). i thought the first time he did was just a fluke - ha,ha funny but when he repeated the same behavior i realized it was a pattern. needless to say the dance couldn't have ended any sooner. however, he danced me into a wall - yes ouch! to continue our "dance escapade". thankfully another pof member came to the rescue to allow me a graceful exit. | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 10:19:28 AM | | While I was stationed in HI, I went to a bar called the wave with a bunch of my friends from the submarine. Since this was the fourth or fifth bar we had gone to, (I lost count) we were all very inebriated. We were out on the dance floor having a good time, when a young lady passed me. A dark skinned young lady in a red dress walked by me, and I yelled to my friend Mike "She's checkin me out." He yells back "Bullsh*T!!" Then she walks up behind me and starts grinding into me. I tell him, "Yeah dude, she's checkin me out." So we start dancing, and as I no longer had an undershirt (it was on loan to Mike, who had puked on his in the parking lot), I pulled open my collared shirt in a flash me gesture. She did, pulling her dress down and showing her.. uhmmm... top. So I'm thinking, this is really cool. So after she puts them away, I start pulling up on my pant leg, hoping she would get the hint. She turns her back to me, and pulls her dress up around her waist. We still haven't said anything to each other except Hi. She was wearing a little black thong, and grinding back into me. Then she pulls her dress back down and we dance some more. These little peeks continue, and by now we are gathering quite a crowd. We end up with her leaning back against me with her dress around her waist. I had one arm around her breasts, and the other hand on her waist with two fingers.. uhm.. busy while we are doing body rolls to the music. Most of the people around us (at least the circle around us) were watching by now. Once while dancing and crouching to the floor, I pulled her panties to her knees and nuzzled her. She giggled and pulled them back up. My friends dragged me out of the bar at 3:30, had to be at work at 4. She put her panties in my pocket and said "to remember me by". I never got her name, or saw her again. We never said more than the two things. "Hi" and "to remember me by". One of my favorite drinking stories ever though. | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 11:33:42 AM | | thanks Blondgod for all that detail - I bet that one sends you nicely to sleep. In my youth the women held the floor, guys just looked on while we danced round our handbags - glad that has changed. How did the experience effect your future behaviour? i.e. do you now have a closet of panties? | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/12/2005 1:24:53 PM | Ha ha ha.... Okay, when I was living in Kingston I was dating this nice girl. Now, this shouldn't count in a way based on the thread title but it's a funny story anyway. We were out at the bar and getting ourselves delicately blasted when she excused herself to go to the ladies room. On her way back I guess she ran into her friend who invited her to dance (as young women are wont to impulsively do when they hear "THAT SONG !") So she danced her merry little heart away and had a great time with it. Not until one of my friends pointed her out to me though, did I come to realize that maybe it would be better if she , kinda gently, and as inconspicuously as possible, slinked off the dance floor and into an area where she couldn't be quite so easily spotted. The reason of course was that she had made a fashion faux-pas. For you see, generally speaking, it is considered improper to tuck your skirt into your pantyhose after using the facilities. If however, this should be the case, perhaps it is also best to continue drinking copious amounts of alcohol until you are in a sufficiently inebriated state such that there is no possibility that your mind will ever record the event for your daydreaming recollection. Alas, both the blunder and the omission were committed this night and she will forever be tormented by both memory and taunt.
And in fifty years, THAT'S why she'll still be remembered. lmao ! | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/15/2005 7:05:35 PM | | Unforunately not, although I do enjoy dancing a lot. That type of thing is very rare, at least for me. I have had a few girls flash me, and a few of my halloween costumes seem to invite groping. Other than that, all tame. | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 10/15/2005 7:10:23 PM | He leaned in close and told me in my ear that he was going to bring break dancing back. He then fell to the floor and began to roll around and whatever it was he was doing. His big gold chain fell off but he kept doing it.
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 1/16/2009 4:27:17 AM | | Yes. All were after hours. It's a wonderful feeling to be dancing to something sensually slow with someone you love.....and then continue by making love. Michael Buble, Gary Allan, Enigma, Enya, Kitaro, Dianna Krall and, of course, Billie Holiday..........mmmmm | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 9/23/2009 8:44:22 AM | I think that if you where that uncomfortable with the man grinding against you then you should have just told him that you don't dance like that, or better yet you should have walked off the dance floor if you felt uncomfortable with him. I have had women I didn't know grind against me on the dance floor but I wasn't interested in dancing with them because their boyfriends where there and plus they told me that their boyfriends don't like to dance. I happen to know their boyfriends and where friends with them. They didn't tell me this until after I started dancing with them but since I felt uncomfortable with them trying to grind against me I just walked off the dance floor and I told them that I wasn't interested. Since I don't drink that much at all and the women had more than a few drinks then I noticed that they where halfway sober. It is never fun dancing with a halway sober or drunk female I prefer if they are sober then they are in their right mind period. I think that you should have fun when you are dancing but be sure to set boundaries with dancing with someone you don't know well. Most women will grind against a man if they are interested in dancing this way or if they are a man's wife or girlfriend, still others like to do this in order to tease the man. I always set boundaries when I'm dancing with any woman I dont know well and I just dance the way the women likes to dance or move together to the beat of the music.  | |
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| crazy things a partner has done on the Dance Floor Posted: 9/23/2009 9:27:50 AM | TxWheels, funny, but, a woman can dance with you, though. I've done that with a boyfriend who was in a chair. I just took his hands and led; he had a blast, and talked about it for days like it was so remarkable I'd thought of this. It just felt natural at the time!
I think the weirdest thing I've had while dancing was repetitive hair-sniffing. I mean really burying the face in my hair and snuffling. *shudder*
I've had my share of licking attempts, too, but those are just icky. The hair thing was odd.
Least attractive, aesthetically, had to be a few really dreadful attempts at The Worm. Which I don't think anyone should ever have done anyway... even when it was popular (at least in theory), watching people attempt it made me embarrassed on their behalf. And mine if it was someone in whom I had an interest.
As to how to get a guy who has had a few drinks and starts getting frisky to concentrate on the dancing, you can't - from his point of view, he is concentrating on the dancing! All you can do is choose another partner, skip having a partner entirely, or stop dancing. | |
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