| | BAR STAR BEHAVIORPage 1 of 1 | Just a suggestion to those people who go to clubs and end up stumbling around and let random people grab a handful of your ass: put some effort into making your ass slightly appealing to the average person. Or at least, cover up the saggy butt cheeks with a skirt that might just be a little over two inches than the one you're currently wearing. But then again, I have no idea what it's like to be a drunken whore so maybe I should leave the ass grabbing to the professionals who know what they're doing.
Trophy likes nice butts. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 12:39:33 AM | You better hope that u aint be talking about my a s s | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 12:39:38 AM | | I thought you were the one "letting" the peeps grab your tushie, TBF... now your wearing a skirt too???? more accessible perhaps? | |
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rj007
| | Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 4 | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 8:00:51 AM | I thought that may be me..but I was wearing pants......and they stayed on !!! I may have grabbed a few tho!!
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Posted: 10/18/2005 5:47:42 PM | | You shot me too many times Trophy. But, didn't grab my ass once. Hey, and I didn't grab yours either...what was I thinking. I was wearing pants, so not my ass you're talking about. Curves works!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 6:03:20 PM | May I suggest to you TB that you not look in my direction on the halloween party as I will be sportin the hoochie barstar ass hangin out look. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 10:13:50 PM |  that sounds hot, of course naked hot tub action will be even hotter | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 10:17:15 PM | Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
Written by Dropkick Murphys
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
"Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
(chorus)
So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench-press a car, I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep uo, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail!
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best Duck Flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red waterbed
That puts Hugh Heffner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game...
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone...
...but just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I've got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on honey, let me take you home. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 10:26:05 PM | | sounds like he got into your secret stash Troph... | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 12:12:22 AM | I am thinking about it ....
........ I don't have a boner so aint working for me!
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Posted: 9/23/2006 6:48:23 AM | I prefer to NOT have the whores grind against me, thanks! Maybe I should get a sign
NO BONER
HATE BI CHICKS | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 12:20:41 PM |
put some effort into making your ass slightly appealing to the average person. Or at least, cover up the saggy butt cheeks with a skirt that might just be a little over two inches than the one you're currently wearing.
Is this why I'm not on your favorites?? | |
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c note
| | Joined: 12/24/2005
Msg: 16 | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 12:28:15 PM | Gon has been possessed by Trophy? Well, it's better than nothing, I suppose.
Either way, one of you misspelled "gyrating".
Seriously people, think about it.
On it.
What do I get once I'm done? | |
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